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I crawl under the blanket with my tablet, put on noise-canceling headphones, and masturbate.

Fixed.

It only supports m4v and mp4. The latter is very rare, but on top of that, it refuses to even play some m4v files! I mean, it won't let me add them using the default method; it says the device can't play that type of file. I have to use a file manager program to copy them into the program's memory and play them from there – then it works fine.
Almost all the apps on the App Store are paid, and since I'm returning this damn iPad to my sister in a week, who, by the way, is quite happy with it because she only uses it as a navigation device, e-reader, and web browser, I won't buy anything there.
Of course, there are ways to play videos in other formats. I even tried converting mkv to mp4, but I had some serious issue with the audio track, so the rear speakers were in my left ear, and the front speakers were in my right. I spent four days trying to fix it and gave up; I'll watch Hide and Seek at home on the couch with Blu-ray and surround sound.
So, I simply decided not to bother and watch what's available on Rutracker in the iPad section while I have it.

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I have a negative bias towards comedies. It's bad, but I can't help it. And yes, there's no anniversary edition on Rutracker for iPad.

You might think there aren't any free players.

Why version 6?

There are a lot of newbies.

Your search for an iPad app yielded no results.

This is for the query "videoplayer" with a filter to show only free apps.

There are a lot of newbies.

What about in Heroes of Might and Magic V? Can't they apply the knowledge from Heroes of Might and Magic V to Heroes of Might and Magic VI?

This is a request for a videoplayer with a filter to only show free content.

Alright, here you go, as usual.

And yes, can you recommend something to me? :)

I really love Kusturica's work.

As well as Tarantino, Lynch, Gilliam... )
*and Burton

Check out the "Warlock".

Yeah, specifically)
Sat, there’s no Warlock

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Recommend some short RPG for a couple of days. A very old one, for a non-gaming laptop.

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Because I’m still sick and staying at home. I need something to do

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Or maybe someone wants to play Heroes of Might and Magic III online?

Black cat, white cat. The Covenant Brazil, 1976 (as far as I remember) The first one might be good, but I'm not sure about the others. I can't play Heroes, I don't have anything on this laptop.

None of that exists.
Okay, no need to give advice, it's pointless. I'll find something myself.

What's the name of that unexpectedly funny Russian movie where two guys walk around the city and do something? They were also kind of like small-time gangsters.

I don't have the game either, but it can be downloaded quickly, thankfully the internet is good.

I can’t clutter this laptop.

What's the name of that sudden comedy, a Russian one, where two guys walk around the city and do something? They were also kind of like small-time gangsters.

Blind Man's Bluff, Hangover.

So you mess it up, then clean it up, and no one will even notice.
No, Locken, that's not it.
There were some decent guys there, wearing jackets, one of them seemed to have a beard.

Turns out, the third installment of Heroes of Might and Magic has already been ported to the Xbox. Cool, before that only the second one was available.

Let's not today, and probably not tomorrow either. How about Saturday? Based on your description, it immediately reminds me of some French movie, for some reason. But I can't remember the title.