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I'm not a big fan of video clips, but I really liked this one.

The funniest one is the first traffic cop. DOCUMENTS!)))

Modern graduation

These girls were shown on TV today. They were invited to some kind of show.

In other words, it seems that they have achieved success now. But, as they say, "it's not over yet..."

Apparently, on the GR (Game Ranger), besides cheaters and idiots, there's also a caste of harmless, fairytale-like simpletons))))

I quickly joined a server for a three-player game, but it didn't go quickly. After exploring more than half the map, I couldn't see any of the opponents, so I thought they were just slow, building their castles. Then I realized the map was bugged when the last road led me to a village.
And we had already played for a long time; it was 2 AM. And the guys in the chat were talking, saying they had played so much, now they were playing until victory, no quitters)))
Finally, I managed to find some time to look at the map (we were playing on a 2-minute timer), and I saw that they were both isolated from the outside world))) And neither of them had a road leading from their castle)))

I built three towers – there's no control, and only one village remains. But I can't build it quickly; it's almost 3 AM, and there's an idiotic situation with transliteration (the mod somehow blocks Latin characters), so I can't explain anything to them.
With a clear conscience, I press alt+f4 :cool:

I was just reading the comments on the video Vera Brezhneva - Love Will Save the World. There's a lot of stuff written there, but here's an example:

As Zelensky said: "Vera, you have one song... I forgot the name... but that's not important, what's important is that you're wearing a white swimsuit..."

:D

Surprisingly, sometimes you can still discover something new in "Heroes," at least for yourself. Until now, I thought you couldn't have more than one Capitol in the game, but today I found out that if you really want to, you can! :) The secret is simple: I built a Capitol in my capital, and after some time, an event triggered, set by the author for another one of my cities: the construction of a Capitol! A second one! And it gets even more interesting: in the third city (although of a different type), the residents also built a Capitol! And at the same time, they also built all the dwellings, and in my capital, they even built a Grail!:D :smile54: Of course, this joy is somewhat overshadowed by visits from a strong neighbor...:(

Surprisingly, sometimes you can discover something new in "Heroes" - at least for yourself.

And I recently discovered that Gretchen is a woman :smile11:. In this regard, my psyche is already irreparably damaged, especially after I learned the truth about Kirra. Damn, it seems that the real gender of any hero is the opposite of what it seems. Maybe in the fantasy world of heroes, there are no genders at all? In principle, it's logical, because heroes can't mate with each other and produce new ones :)

Actually, in Heroes of Might and Magic III, a hero's gender is better determined not by the portrait, but by the biography (which can be accessed in the game and read in the physical manual). In Heroes of Might and Magic IV, there is a clear distinction between male and female heroes, including their appearance on the battlefield.

"Gretchen is not only a wonderful leader but also a second mother to her soldiers." :smile10:

By the way, the translators of the game also got Dess confused:

"Dess was one of the six surviving children. Since then, she has dreamed of taking revenge on humans for their crime."

Although it's very strange how they could have confused "he" and "she," let alone the beard...

including their appearance on the battlefield.

You can easily tell by their appearance on the battlefield, as the developers don't skimp on breastplates ;)

Following up on my previous post: the wonders continue! My tireless subjects have built their fourth Capitol!:smile54: Well, that's always a good thing, and it's especially useful now, since there are already quite a few troops in the rebuilt cities, and the outer dwellings and events like "reinforcements arrived" provide additional growth! And I also successfully captured an enemy Castle - the Tower: a Sky Ship has already been built there, and the entire map is now open to me!:) Now I just need to deal with the neighbors, especially the persistent elves - and I can quickly clear the rest of the map, and maybe even set a record (of course, I still need to find the buried Grail).

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Returning to the topic of modern morals.
Warning: This video will probably NOT appeal to you.
Revelations of a 21st-century schoolgirl:
How to seduce a guy in 2 minutes
Comments are, in principle, unnecessary, but in such cases, I say: all her development went into her... well, you know.;) Despite her quite pleasant appearance, after watching it, you get the desire... no, not for what she's talking about, but to run away from her as quickly as possible and not look back. Just imagine that you have to talk to her!..:smile38:

Typical tech support. What’s so special about it?

A female counterpart to Lieutenant Rzhevsky in childhood.

It turns out that there are still some difficulties with Cyrillic characters:
I won't provide the website address: I was looking for a song and downloaded it from several sites, and one of them tried to slip a Trojan horse instead of the song!:smile19: