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At first, I thought about creating a top for "literary creation of Heroes fans," but then I decided it wasn't worth setting unnecessary boundaries. So, we welcome everyone who writes something, draws, or composes music! And if anyone has made a cool computer game themselves — we welcome that too, because a good computer game is also a work of art! By the way, particularly successful maps can be posted as well.
So please, post links to your creations or the creations themselves here. And, of course, discussion is also necessary:)... An author cannot do without criticism!;)

P.S. - if the story is short, you can post it directly in the post... but it would be better to avoid it if possible

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And so, to start with, here is my little story

A Dream Missed the Mark.

An unusual case happened about a month ago to Nikolai Ivanovich. Nikolai Ivanovich himself, a man of solid, no longer youthful age — fifty-something, I cannot say more precisely — raised according to all communist canons, could in no way explain this incident. And it's no surprise, as the story is... Well, anyway, I keep rambling and rambling for nothing: it's better to just read it and decide for yourselves.
It happened like this. Nikolai Ivanovich had a strange dream: that he had supposedly returned home with his salary, sat on the bed and began counting the money (and I must tell you that Nikolai Ivanovich loved this activity very much). Moreover, the apartment in this dream was exactly as it was in reality, and not at all as it usually is in dreams, where room sizes change, or the furniture in them is wrong, or something else. Suddenly, one banknote fell from his hand, slid across the fabric and fell exactly into the gap between the wall and the side of the bed. The banknote was small — worth only ten rubles — but it was still a shame. Nikolai Ivanovich felt the annoyance... and woke up. That is, on one hand, he woke up: Nikolai Ivanovich was perfectly aware of and weighed his actions; on the other hand, he seemed not to have woken up — the events were far too fantastic. Well, here I am again, intervening with my assessment at the wrong time. So anyway.
Upon waking, Nikolai Ivanovich — would you believe it? — crawled under the bed to look for the ten. He could never quite justify this inappropriate action: he told me that, well, the dream had been too realistic; that, well, some kind of cloud had come over him. But it seems to me... oh, this cursed talkativeness again. So, Nikolai Ivanovich is standing, excuse me, on all fours — and this is a respectable man! At his age! What can one expect from others? — so he's there, rummaging with his hand under the bed. And suddenly he hears:
- What are you groping for here?
And the voice was unfriendly, and seemed to come from under the bed. At this, Nikolai Ivanovich naturally froze. His eyes darted around the room — who had spoken to him? And the voice spoke again:
- I'm under the bed, under the bed.
At this point, Nikolai Ivanovich, excuse my expression, nearly wet his pants. What was happening — you're sleeping, just sleeping, and some guy has crawled under your bed.
- And w-w-what are you, e-excuse me, doing under m-my b-bed? - asked Nikolai Ivanovich, stuttering from fear.
- I live here. For a long time now, by the way. And what are you poking around for?
- Well, you see, I dreamed that a ten-ruble note fell behind the bed; I'm looking for it. The dream was just so plausible, - replied Nikolai Ivanovich. A foolish answer, no doubt. But, Lord, how would you answer someone who has lived under your bed for a long time and about whom you have never heard a single word? Probably even more foolishly.
Then the one under the bed wheezed somehow beastly — Nikolai Ivanovich actually shuddered — and replied:
- A ten, is it, what you want? Well then, you'll have your ten!
Suddenly Nikolai Ivanovich found himself by the opposite wall of his room. Before he could come to his senses, or somehow comprehend what had happened to him, a jar of peas spilled on his head (it should be mentioned that on that wall, Nikolai Ivanovich has a shelf, and on the shelf are peas, sugar, salt and other bulk products). The peas fell, and abnormally hard: well, naturally, as if it weren't peas at all, but just some kind of horseshoes; true, they fell for a very short time.
As soon as Nikolai Ivanovich recovered, he stood up on legs shaking like a weeping willow (or is it an aspen that shakes? Why did I even get into these fancy descriptions? They never, kill me if I'm lying, worked out for me) and approached the mirror. Since there is, excuse me, no hair on his head at all, only a large bald spot, his entire head is clearly visible. And Nikolai Ivanovich saw that bumps had sprung up on his bald head. Counting them, he discovered with amazement that there were exactly ten bumps.
Well, what do you say to that? Yes, of course, it looks like a dream; if only it weren't for the bumps. They adorned Nikolai Ivanovich's head for a week until they subsided, like all normal bumps.
And finally, it must be said that Nikolai Ivanovich never again not only rummaged under the bed, but didn't even mop the floor there.
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Here is a short play (this was a creative assignment for last year's teaching practice). Three Lessons. Act One: Lesson of the Past. Teacher: (in Brezhnev's voice, reading from a paper) Please, take your seats. Let's review the homework. What was the contribution of our dear Leonid Ilyich to the victory of the Soviet people over fascism? Student: Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev made a huge contribution to the victory of the Soviet people. Teacher: The answer is incomplete. Anyone else? Another student: Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev made a decisive contribution to the victory of the Soviet people over fascism, and also to the construction of socialism after the war. Teacher: Correct. Five, well done. New topic. (Tries to read from the paper, but can't. The students laugh.) Someone says that I'm reading from a paper. To that, I can answer: ha, dash, ha, dash, ha. (falls asleep) Students: Wake up, Leonid Ilyich! (wakes up, rubs his eyes) Teacher: So, the new topic. Write this down: Our dear Leonid Ilyich and his contribution to Marxism-Leninism. Name the main principles of Marxism. (the students are silent) And who, in your opinion, should know scientific communism? Me? I don't need it! You don't even remember "The Internationale"! You're probably reading Solzhenitsyn, you dissidents! Just wait, Andropov will come. Okay, new topic. (tries to read the paper, falls asleep) Act Two: Lesson of the Present. Teacher: (in Yeltsin's voice) Let's start the lesson. Let's review the homework. Why did I dismantle the USSR? No, why did the USSR fall apart? Student: The USSR collapsed because it could not have not collapsed. Teacher: The answer is incomplete, anyone else? Another student: The USSR was behind the rest of the world and was brought to collapse by stupid communists. Teacher: Correct. Five. New topic. (ponders and falls asleep) Students: Boris Nikolaevich, wake up! (wakes up, looks around confusedly) Teacher: You've become completely spoiled! You don't want to learn! You think you're smarter than me! And what was I talking about? Oh yes. New topic: The triumph of democracy in Russia. Name the main principles of democracy. (the students are silent and look at each other) You don't want to prepare! You must know such elementary things. You've become completely undisciplined. Just wait until Vladimir comes... (nods his head) I'm tired, I'm leaving. I'm fed up with everything. (falls asleep mid-sentence) Act Three: Lesson of the Future. Teacher: Hello, colleagues. Let's review the homework. So, the question: what were the features of the USSR's foreign policy during the period of perestroika? Student: The desire to reduce tensions between East and West. Teacher: Correct, well done. Anyone else? Another student: Resolution of regional conflicts. Teacher: Correct, and more. Third student: Establishing economic ties with all countries. Teacher: Well done, everything is correct. Now let's try to discuss the content of this policy. Let's divide into groups. Each group's task is to provide facts for one of the areas. And also, each group should come up with questions for the others. (they discuss in groups, everyone is interested) This is what we want the lesson of the future to be like. Cooperation of equals, new teaching methods, a transition to humanistic pedagogy.
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And here are the first two chapters of my book (the very one I mentioned in the "philosophy" thread)
Prologue. The Wrath of Thor.

The storm wind whirls with dread,
Drives the clouds, breaks the boughs,
Sprays the sail with foam,
Stirring the wave of waves.
Thor casts his hammer Mjölnir;
We pray for the lightning's slaughter to end.


Usually quiet, Brainnfjord Bay was raging. Wave rose after wave, and each subsequent one was higher than the last. All of them—high and low—crashed noisily against the coastal boulders, crushing the few remaining fishing skiffs; where there were no boulders, the waves rolled onto the shore, washing away and carrying into the sea everything they could reach. They had long since smashed the docks to splinters, and only one pile still stood.
A powerful wind, unseen for ten years, tore off straw roofs, felled trees, knocked down the brave souls who dared look at the boats, carried same chickens and other birds away from owners who were too stingy to build a proper shed; and it drove black, ragged clouds toward the settlement. The wind itself would not have been so bad, and this storm would not have caused such damage to the village if not for the torrential rain and hail. It not only ruined all the crops but also—started by Thor seemingly on purpose as a punishment to the people at the exact moment they were defenseless against the forces of water, when their homes were left without roofs—severely damaged household goods. An almost solid wall of water engulfed the settlement.
If before some daredevils still went toward the sea, now no one doubted that only splinters remained of the boats. And if anyone did doubt, they didn't go outside: even if the house was roofless, it was better to be there—at least the wind and the slanted drops and hailstones wouldn't reach them.
But several carefully sheltered drakkars and the home of their owner, tall and long, seemed invulnerable to the storm: neither the wind nor the rain and hail caused them harm. The house was built of sturdy oak logs, well-caulked. Behind a layer of logs stood a layer of planks; the windows were small and few, so the house remained warm even in winter, which was very important given the local climate. They used an open hearth here, but with a trick: above the hole in the ceiling, on eight pillars, rose a square of tightly nailed boards that prevented rainwater from flooding the single floor; however, it didn't help now—the wind had torn it off. The roof of this house, unlike most local buildings, was not straw piled on beams, but wooden. And like the walls, the roof was also double-layered: first a layer of oak, then pine. This house belonged to the richest and most renowned local havding and jarl—Bjorn the Fierce.
Bjorn the Fierce was a berserker. He was tall and very strong, and no one had yet emerged victorious from a battle with him. He had long black hair, constantly tangled, and a beard of the same length reaching his belt, which is why he was sometimes called not the Fierce, but the Shaggy. Almost all his wealth he acquired on raids, none of which had ever ended in failure for him. He even had his own shrine not far from the forest. He had already plundered many settlements on the western shore, traveled south, and even against the red dwarves; now he finally intended to destroy the monastery of Saint Erheir, which he hated. For a long time, Bjorn did not dare attack it because an attack on this monastery was the final raid of his father: after plundering the monastery, while already at the ships, he was overtaken by the warriors of Count von Kreinz, the suzerain of the monastery, and killed. Long did Bjorn accumulate wealth and strength, long did he cherish the thirst for revenge, and now he was stronger than ever: he had five beautifully equipped drakkars and many loyal warriors—local bonds, young relatives, and others, almost strangers. His entire retinue was armed with the best weapons that could be found on Greers. Now he was ready for the campaign and did not fear von Kreinz's warriors. He only waited for good sailing weather and a fair wind.
The drakkars and the retinue had been ready two weeks ago, but all this time a contrary wind had blown. Of course, they could have gone by oars, but Bjorn did not want his warriors to arrive at the mainland tired and exhausted from several days of rowing: after all, they were to fight von Kreinz's warriors, and the old knight himself had not yet weakened much. But today the wind changed... and brought a storm. Bjorn was very angry and almost broke the idols of Thor and Njord, but regained his senses in time and brought them sacrifices. During the storm, he sat by his hearth in the company of two eldest sons and his closest retainers. All were drinking braga, occasionally glancing out the window to see if the priest had appeared.
— Yes, the weather has really let loose today, — said Grim Hollow-Shield, Bjorn's oldest companion on all his raids.
— And just as that Helgi went out in such foul weather, — he continued, — one of ours went out before him. Not an old man like him, but a young one—and yet even he was swept away by the wind... I can't imagine how he's walking there...
— One must think Thor protects his servant, — said Bjorn's eldest nephew, a rune master, son of their clan's rune master.
At that very moment, the door swung open and a tall old man with a staff in his hand literally stumbled into the room. Rare red hairs were still visible in his gray hair, and former power could be discerned in his behavior and habits. This was Helgi, once a strong warrior and fearsome viking, now a priest of Thor with the strange nickname Pebble-in-the-Boot. Where this nickname came from was not exactly known, as Helgi himself did not elaborate on the subject. But, as always in such cases, the people had their own explanation, and this time it was quite plausible.
As they said, the nickname originated from one very shameful incident in Helgi's life. The story went like this: "There lived someone named Helgi. His father was Atsur the Red, son of Hjargan brother of Ragi, grandson of Sven Leather-Hose etc. and so on, and his mother was Hallgred, daughter of (list of Hallgred's ancestors in the male line).
This Helgi entered the service of a certain Jarl Olaf Fair-Hair, son of... It happened once that Olaf went on a viking raid. On this raid, he attacked his old enemy, Sven the Bald, a famous viking. Olaf had a large host, and among his warriors were..., but Sven also brought a mighty army, and fighting for him among others were....
And there was a great battle, and those fell in it... At one moment Olaf found himself without retainers, surrounded by enemies, and called out to Helgi, who stood alone on a neighboring ship, so that he might jump over and help him. To this, Helgi replied:
--- There is a sharp stone in my boot, and I cannot jump."
In the end Olaf won, but Helgi was disgraced and exiled from the retinue. Thus did folk rumor explain the origin of the nickname.
But if that happened, it was long ago, and now Helgi stumbled through the door and announced with his booming voice, which had often drowned out the noise of battle in the past but had now weakened along with its owner:
— Thor has accepted the sacrifice.
Bjorn tore his clouded gaze away from his beautiful gilded horn of braga and looked at Helgi.
— Thoorrr, — Bjorn asked, stretching the "r" with a heroic belch, — I mean... Pfft, Helgi, what will the weather be like tomorrow, eh?
— Today Thor was angry, but we have appeased him, and tomorrow it will be clear. He shall send, with the help of Njord, the wind that is needed for the campaign—an easterly.
— What wind, you say?
— Jarl, I already answered: an easterly.
— Ah-ah-ah, well then everything is fine, — said the havding, burying his face in the horn of braga again. After about a minute he looked up and added:
— But bear in mind that if there is no wind tomorrow, I'll chop your Thor into tiny pieces (he meant he would destroy Thor's idol).
— Helgi trusts not the gray-beard's word,
Thor's axe is hard-helmeted.
The war-lord's viper
Has not yet come to its time, — Helgi answered in verse.
It was a worthy answer, and Bjorn graced Helgi with his horn.
  
By morning the storm had ended. Strictly speaking, it had ended during the night, but the villagers only began to notice this long after dawn—right around the time they woke up, as they had spent almost the entire night without sleep. As soon as they woke, they roused their household and all together set out to collect hay, utensils, remnants of boats, torn nets, dead and unconscious relatives, and everything else that had been carried away by the storm.
Meanwhile, in the jarl's house, everyone was already up. He himself rose, and barely rubbing his eyes, went outside—to check the weather. There, the sun warmed him and a strong, though of course not like yesterday's, easterly wind refreshed his drunken head. Realizing that Helgi's prediction had come true, he brought sacrifices to Njord and Thor in gratitude for sending the necessary weather, as well as another sacrifice to Thor and one to Tyr, calling upon them as gods of war and begging them to make the upcoming campaign successful. Returning from the shrine, his first act was to find and generously reward Helgi, and only after fulfilling these duties of a jarl did he order the ships and weapons to be readied and the bonds to be summoned: the campaign was beginning.

Part I. Northern Lands.
Chapter I. The Monastery of Saint Erheir.
The monastery of Saint Erheir is one of two monasteries in the Northern Lands. It holds neither great strategic nor great political importance.

Brother Treerhem sat in his cell and prayed. His knees measured time unerringly, and he always felt how long he had stood kneeling; now, when numbness had replaced the dull pain, he knew he had been standing for over an hour. But despite these unpleasant sensations, Brother Treerhem could pray for a whole day: for him it was not a burden, but a joy. Moreover, during prayer he sometimes stopped, raised his eyes to the crucifix—he had a simple wooden crucifix in his cell—and began what he called conversations with God. During these conversations, he simply asked questions or sought advice, and an answer or solution would immediately form in his mind.
His cell was small and quite dark—it had only one window. There was also a bed, neither soft nor hard (there was no luxury in the monastery, but self-flagellation was not encouraged), a simple table with an open book, a chair, a box for books and parchments, and an altar with the crucifix. The book lying on the table had been open to that page for a week; this book was a chronicle, the keeping of which was Brother Treerhem's duty. As is easy to guess, he treated this duty quite carelessly. In the box lay works of the holy fathers taken by Treerhem from the library. These books were difficult for him, but he considered reading them and understanding their meaning a very important matter and read with great attention. Understanding was further complicated by how worn some of the books were: some phrases could not be deciphered even by the old monks who had been copying sacred books for decades and knew some literally by heart.
Besides all the above, in the corner hung a sheet nailed to the wall (the monastery walls were stone, so nails had to be driven into the lime connecting the blocks). Such a sheet hung in every cell—it was a collection of rules adopted in the monastery. In essence, these were commandments, but with specified punishments: from two hours of work in the garden or library for idle chatter to exile for shedding blood on monastery grounds. The only person whose blood a local monk or novice could shed was himself: after all, anyone can accidentally cut themselves or scrape their skin. Because of this prohibition, all meat for the brotherhood was prepared outside the monastery. Nothing was said about murder in this sheet: it was taken for granted that a murderer would be exiled from the sacred abode and handed over to the secular authorities, namely the suzerain of the monastery and adjacent lands, Count von Kreinz. However, there was one restriction on punishment for murder: if a monk killed while defending his own life, he was exiled or not based on whether he shed blood or not. That is, if the defender killed the opponent with bloodshed—with a sword or axe—he was exiled; however, if he defended himself with a club or crossbow, he remained unpunished. In reality, a blow from a club sometimes sheds no less blood than a blow from a sword, and a crossbow bolt occasionally passes through its target. But to give the monks some means of self-defense while simultaneously not allowing pride and rage to develop—the sword was the weapon of haughty knights, and fierce vikings fought with axes—such cases were not taken into account. The bow was forbidden, as learning to shoot it well required a great deal of time, and in the monastery one needed to engage not in studying weapons or martial arts, but in spiritual self-improvement.
Due to these prohibitions, the arsenal in the monastery, located near the homeland of the vikings—the Greer Islands—consisted of numerous and quite diverse clubs and crossbows, and one type of obedience was keeping all this weaponry in combat readiness.
In general, there were seven duties in the monastery (by the number of days of the week, the number of archangels, the number of angelic ranks, and many other no less substantial reasons, particularly economic necessity): divine service, work in the garden, tending livestock, writing the chronicle, work in the library, cleaning premises and monastery grounds—which also included service in the monastery herbarium—and keeping weapons in combat readiness. The first duty was general—all monks were required to serve, but it did not burden them at all, as the monastery had only two churches: one internal and one external, and there were quite a few monks.
Many monks worked in the garden—after all, animal food was not consumed during fasts, and there were more fasting days in the year than ordinary days. Accordingly, there were far fewer monk-herders, and they mainly tended animals necessary for field work. Few kept the chronicle: why are twenty descriptions of the same thing needed? But many performed their obedience in the library. There were many reasons for this: for example, that the monastery could be supported by local peasants, but literate monks could not be replaced by anyone, or that the condition of books worsened very quickly in the local climate. Furthermore, there was an overwhelming amount of work in the library—one transcription of books in calligraphic hand took considerable time, but these books also had to be sorted, their issuance to other monks monitored, some—especially old ones—translated into a more modern language, as well as correcting errors of other translators and simple slips of the pen, which occurred in unbelievable numbers. Cleaning, although it included many diverse tasks—from washing floors to caring for horses and growing medicinal herbs in the monastery herbarium—occupied quite few monks. There are several reasons for this: cleaning itself was far from thorough, there were very few horses, the monastery herbarium was almost useless as rare herbs could not be grown in the cold local climate, and the superiors in ancient times reduced the size of the herbarium to such ridiculous proportions that usually no more than one old monk-herbalist, one young monk—his apprentice—and one novice worked there. Keeping weapons in combat readiness was the easiest and most useless activity, and therefore no more people were employed in the arsenal than chroniclers, but they had much more free time. This free time "club-bearers," as the monks called them, or "clubs," as the peasants called them, spent on prayers, preparing food—and since the food was simple and prepared very easily—on training themselves and other strong inmates in the "noble art of handling a club," as they said in mockery of similar words knights used about swords. Of course, the superiors were not very pleased with such pastimes, especially considering that the prohibition on spending time on training was the same reason why the bow was forbidden. Speaking of duties, it should be noted that each monk, besides the general one, had only one duty, determined when he was a novice and unchanging until the end of his life; he could engage in other matters, but only after receiving the corresponding punishment.
When Treerhem was a novice, his mentors argued for a long time about where to assign him—to the arsenal or the chronicle. He would not have been able to perform any other work well: he was too lazy. Those who said his place was in the arsenal emphasized mainly his height (he was above average) as well as his earlier upbringing. Their opponents, however, said that Treerhem: first, was not very strong; second, was incapable of any physical labor; and third, reflected and prayed much, and it is better to indulge in thoughts and prayers in solitude, which the secluded cells of chroniclers provided.
In general, Brother Treerhem's character was quite strange: he was, first, unsurprisingly, religious, and second, strangely, simultaneously industrious and lazy. His laziness is already known; but nothing has been said about his industriousness yet. He worked much mentally—he loved to reflect on a wide variety of topics, read a lot, and therefore had something to say in almost every conversation; furthermore, sometimes using the monastery chronologies, he would undertake some calculations, for example, how much the cathedral cost or what part of the income their suzerain received from the monastery. He occasionally had bouts of industriousness when he wrote the chronicle at an accelerated pace, or helped other monks, or engaged in something else—for instance, in such a mood he often carved something from wood. But such bouts were extremely rare for Brother Treerhem.
He possessed quite extensive knowledge of mathematics and knew, besides his native tongue and Latin, three other languages: Viking (essentially just a slightly modified language of his homeland—the Duchy of Schwarzbach), the language of the County of Ormagnac, and again as a slight modification, but this time of the Ormagnac language, the Saxland language; of course, not the Saxland spoken by simple peasants, but that which was adopted in higher circles under strong influence of the D'Ormagnac dynasty. Furthermore, he had a good understanding of agricultural theory, like all chroniclers endowed with at least the beginnings of analytical thinking: they wrote mainly about harvests, diseases, and weather, so simply analyzing the records could easily establish what increases the harvest and what harms it. At the start of the narrative, Brother Treerhem was twenty-three years old.
...So, just as Brother Treerhem clicked his beads and prepared to begin a new prayer, he heard a knock at the door and a loud, cheerful voice saying:
— Frater! Old Albeyn is calling you. Finish your work on the manuscript which you—I'd bet my life, but I can't—didn't even start writing today, and follow me.
— Who is that? — Brother Treerhem asked tiredly, struggling to rise from his knees, although he already knew the answer to his question perfectly. Only one person in the monastery called the superior "the old man," "old Albeyn," "pops," and other no less familiar nicknames; only one person in the monastery called other monks "frater"; only one person in the monastery allowed himself to speak so cheerfully and loudly within the walls of the sacred abode.
— Though you needn't answer, I already know who you are, — continued Brother Treerhem, now standing and hanging his beads from his belt, — you are Brother Hellbor.
Then the door swung open abruptly and Brother Treerhem saw Brother Hellbor himself. He was tall, strongly built, fair-haired and quite tanned—as is easy to guess, he was one of the armorers. Hel, as close and not-so-close friends called him, was of a kind and cheerful disposition. He was neither stupid nor brilliant, but invariably witty; moreover, he was very inventive with all sorts of jokes and pranks, for which he constantly received punishments. Some said (and Brother Treerhem even calculated it, but did not say) that Brother Hellbor worked more in the garden than Brother Treerhem over his chronicle. Brother Hellbor had no place in a quiet monastery. He was sent there when he was only three years old because his parents could not feed six children. Many times conversations were held about his exile for endless idle chatter and sometimes quite harmful little jokes, but so far he was limited to additional hours of work.
Smiling, he addressed Brother Treerhem:
— Why are you dawdling, eh? Don't be afraid, pops won't eat you!
— I'm just tying my beads...
— Why is it taking so long? Let me help you!
And in the most brusque manner he snatched the beads from Treerhem and quickly attached them himself. Without such actions, completely contrary to monastic customs, this eccentric could not live a day, and everyone grew used to it. Therefore, what Brother Treerhem would not have forgiven another, he forgave Hel.
Finally, the beads were tied and they went out. The path to the superior was not short. The fact is that the monastery of Saint Erheir was arranged extremely complexly: it had survived many rebuilds, each of which added new cells, turrets, corridors, galleries onto an already complicated original structure. If one digs through the archives of this monastery, with proper attention one can find information on more than fifty rebuilds, not counting minor repairs, but four of them stand out strongly against the rest.
Some old and experienced librarians consider the very founding of the monastery—the construction, or rather, the digging of new cells next to the cell of Saint Erheir himself—as the first rebuild. Grounds for such a view certainly exist: take, for instance, that in the original first corridor side passages were made, which naturally was accompanied by a change, i.e., a rebuild, of the corridor walls. But according to the traditional and more widely held view, including many scholar-monks highly authoritative in the history of the monastery of Saint Erheir, the first major rebuild should be considered the construction of a wooden house over the hill, in which the first cells were located. The next major rebuild everyone unanimously recognizes is the replacement of the wooden structure with stone and a significant increase in the number of underground cells. The third was the doubling of the building's size, and finally, the fourth is considered to be a very thorough repair of time-damaged underground cells and an overall change of the hill to such an extent that it came to be perceived by all simply as part of the above-ground building. Brother Treerhem's cell was located at the end of the monastery, opposite the superior's cell.
Brother Treerhem and Brother Hellbor spent about half an hour on the way to the superior, ascending and descending stairs many times—of which there were so many in the monastery that with reasonable economy they would have sufficed for a small town. During this half hour, restless Bor—another nickname for Brother Hellbor—told Brother Treerhem the latest news from monastic life and something about his adventures outside the walls of the sacred abode. At the superior's door, Hellbor left his brother in Christ and headed back to his arsenal—he still had much work.
Left alone, Treerhem was in no hurry to knock on the door and enter to Father Superior. Hellbor hadn't just said that pops wouldn't eat him; Brother Treerhem suspected that the superior would again reproach him for laziness and threaten to transfer him to the garden "where you won't be lazy," and, as always, he wouldn't: the superior treated Brother Treerhem well and almost respected him for his extensive knowledge and exemplary piety. After hesitating for a minute, the monk crossed himself, quickly said a prayer, and knocked on the door. Hearing the familiar "Enter, my son," he opened the door and entered.
The superior sat at the table. He was of medium height, somewhat plump, already balding and white-haired. Not gray, but specifically white-haired: his hair had been white since birth. Because of this white hair, Hellbor and many other monks called the superior Albeyn; but this was nothing more than a nickname—only Father Superior himself knew his real name, as did the one who baptized him—if he were still alive, of course. That no one knew the superior's name was not surprising—many people wished to keep their names secret for various reasons: from vows or belief in witchcraft to simply disliking their own name.
— Did you call me, my father? — Brother Treerhem asked.
— Yes, my son. About an hour ago. I would like to talk to you about two things; as is customary, one bad and one good: first, about your manuscript (I knew it, thought Treerhem), and second, about your piety (this I did not suspect!).
— Let's start with the bad—your manuscript, — Father Superior continued, — according to reports from other brothers, it is almost not being kept. My son, is this true?
— Yes, holy father, it is true. But I...
— I know your excuses in advance—admit it, I have heard them more than once. You believe that since others also keep a chronicle, yours will be unnecessary—you are wrong. What if other manuscripts burn? What if another chronicler makes a mistake? Then your manuscript will be needed, will it not? So, my son, work more on your chronicle!
Just as the superior knew all of Brother Treerhem's excuses, so Brother Treerhem knew all the arguments the superior used to urge him to work, and therefore had prepared a new excuse in advance—between them, this dispute had long since turned into a kind of game, where in the interval between meetings one had to come up with a new thought on a given topic. The lazy monk was already about to voice it, but the superior had not finished:
— And now about piety. You, Brother Treerhem, are undoubtedly one of the most pious and believing monks in our monastery; honestly, no violations of our prohibitions, nor susceptibility to any of the Seven Deadly Sins except laziness, do you have—or have been noticed. For your exemplary piety and faith, I would like to reward you.
Brother Treerhem, eyes wide, stared at the superior. His whole face expressed the highest degree of astonishment.
— Yes, my son, you didn't mishear. Precisely reward.
Noticing that Brother Treerhem's face had turned from astonished to angry, the superior hurried to continue:
— I fully understand your indignation—it is completely justified. For faith indeed no reward is needed. But you are not letting me finish, are you? This reward is actually not a reward, but an incentive, — noticing again the fierce rebuttal ready to burst from Brother Treerhem's lips, he waved his hand at him twice, ordering him not to interrupt, — and an incentive not for you, but for others. Among our brotherhood... eh, my son, I will be frank with you; although this is not new to you and you already know it, right? ... Ah, well I'll say it: among our brotherhood there are many people who came to the monastery only so they would have something to eat and somewhere to sleep—is that not true? — and for them this incentive is needed. Of course, they will not believe more—oh no!—but they will at least behave more piously. And then, if the Lord wills, faith will come.
— Well then, — Treerhem answered, — since this gift is not for me, I'll take it.
— Excellent.
— Now look, — the superior continued, placing a pouch on the table, — here are two gifts; choose any one.
And he untied the pouch. Inside were wonderful gilded dwarven wind-up own clocks and a massive gold crucifix, one side of which was decorated with a beautifully executed image of Christ, while the other was generously strewn with rubies that, in their round shape, somewhat resembled drops of blood. The value of these gifts was roughly equal and exceeded ten Abells.
Without a second's hesitation, Treerhem answered:
— I choose the clock, my father.
— Why, if it's not a secret? — asked the surprised superior.
— Well... Both things cost about ten Abells, but I have no need for money in the monastery, so value does not matter. And since value doesn't matter, utility is important. I'll start with the clock. Hourglasses, which I could use instead of these, are bad for a known reason—the sand runs out quickly; sundials can only be used when the sky is clear, and in general their system is not very convenient. Therefore, mechanical clocks are a useful thing.
— And the cross? — he continued, — Undoubtedly, the cross is a symbol of our holy faith, and if it is richly decorated, it is a good sign—Christianity is widespread and widely known. Such a cross could be worn by a bishop at an Easter service. But for me, my father, a wooden one is enough. I have no need for luxury—in the monastery, I repeat, it is useless.
— My son, you made the right choice. Had one of those hypocrites I recently mentioned been in your place, they would have taken the crucifix, deciding that they had amazed me with their piety, wouldn't they?
After these words, the superior rose with difficulty—as previously mentioned, he was plump and moreover suffered from rheumatism—and said:
— Now that you have finally chosen your reward, it is time for you to go back—to work on the manuscript. Come, I will accompany you—not all the way to the cell, of course, but about halfway.
Yes, the monastery was very large and well-prepared for defense. And this time, the prior chose a path that led along the monastery walls. The high walls were comparable to those of a fortress—indeed, they were fortress walls. Saint Erheir's Monastery, like many other monasteries located on the very edge of the Christian world, was a true fortress. But even this did not save it—about twenty years ago, Vikings attacked the monastery, plundering and devastating it, though their drakkars were intercepted and defeated by the warriors of Count von Kreinz. The suzerain returned most of the recovered property to the monastery, but naturally kept some for himself. As is known in the Northern lands, everything is first warmed up and then done, so the monastery was restored quite recently, and the outer Church of the Ascension of the Lord, which had been destroyed to its very foundations, was completed only a year ago. But what a sight it was now! While the monastery might have come to look worse despite the reconstruction, the church's destruction followed by restoration had clearly been beneficial. Now it was almost a cathedral—both in size and in its aesthetic merits. It was even surprising how such an architectural marvel had been built in this God-forgotten province. From the height of the monastery walls, it resembled a person lying on their back: the nave were closed legs, the transepts spread arms, the choir the torso, and the chapel itself the head; from the very heart of the temple, a spire soared toward the heavens, built largely thanks to the immense efforts of the prior.
Just as Father Prior and Brother Treerhem were passing by an embrasure from which the church was best seen, Papa Albeyn asked:
– A fine church, is it not, my son?
Treerhem happened to be looking at his new watch at that moment. He had not expected a question, and upon hearing it, he abruptly looked away from the gift and replied:
– Yes, Father, the church is simply beautiful.
– And do you remember, – the prior continued his questioning, – when it was restored and after what?
– I was very small when they began to restore it. The restoration, – Brother Treerhem explained, – began after the Viking raid. And construction was finished about a year ago—largely because you, Father Prior, managed the matter so skillfully.
– Yes, you are right, my son. Of course, it is not proper in any way to boast, but it can be said without exaggeration that if not for my involvement, the church would not have been finished even in ten years, and she would never have seen a spire at all.
Then he seemed to return from some unpleasant duty within the world of his pleasant memories and said:
– Can you imagine how difficult it will be to rebuild her again?
Brother Treerhem focused on the watch again—after all, he had never in his life owned a watch or any gifts—and thus replied without thinking at all:
– Yes, Father Prior, that would be very bad.
– Agree, my son, it will be very bad if the Vikings attack again and destroy the church once more... and not only the church.
– Yes, Father Prior, that would be very bad.
Silence reigned for a couple of seconds; but suddenly the poorly hidden secret meaning of the prior's words reached Brother Treerhem, and the monk addressed his spiritual father (the abbot loved, as he called it, "speaking in edges," which certainly made understanding his speeches somewhat difficult, although it sharpened the attention of those who often spoke with him to the subtext of any statement):
– Father, are you trying to say that the Vikings are attacking again?!
– That is exactly what I want to say, my son, – Albeyn replied, looking somehow haggard, – I have learned that they are advancing again—and this time in greater numbers. After all, a full eight drakkars! If one believes the always-exaggerating fishermen from Strandwind. Do you remember, my son, the terrible storm that occurred a couple of days ago?
– Yes, Father Prior.
– Well, after it, the wind shifted—previously it was a west wind, and now it blows from the east, yes? It seems the Vikings set sail just after the storm; meaning they will be here in about a day and a half—and if they do not loot any villages on their way here, even sooner, right?
– But that is very soon! – Brother Treerhem exclaimed, forgetting even to add the usual "Father Prior" or "my Father."
– Yes, my son. I was reported of their approach shortly after I sent for you. And I wish to ask one thing of you.
– I am at your service, Father Prior.
– Count von Kreinz is our suzerain, yes? Agree that this means he must protect us. Now then, I ask you to ride to his Castle and report the approach of these brigands. You know the way to his castle, do you not? (Treerhem nodded) And you can ride a horse, yes?
– You are absolutely right, Father Prior. But...
– Agree, my son, now is not the time for objections.
– Of course, but...
– My son, I am not listening.
– But I only wanted to ask if the watch was an advance payment?
– How could such a thing come to mind! No, it was precisely a gift. Now go. Although no, wait.
The prior reached into his bosom and, completely unexpectedly for Brother Treerhem, pulled out a red feather.
– This feather, my son, – he said, handing the feather to Brother Treerhem, – you must deliver to the Count as a sign that you are my messenger. From him, you must obtain some weapon and bring it back to me as a sign that, ahem, "The Suzerain is on his way." This is one of those silly feudal ceremonies—agree, they are quite silly, aren't they? And when you report to him, you must get the weapon from him and say... although forgive my forgetfulness, I have already told you this, haven't I? Well then, that is all.
Father Prior blessed Brother Treerhem, and the latter had already turned to leave, but suddenly stopped:
– Father Prior, – he smiled a strained smile, trying to hide his fear of the Vikings, – forgive my boldness, but you just lied!
– What? – was all the startled abbot could ask.
– When you said you were seeing me off, you said I would go work on a manuscript.
– Ah, – the prior replied, and his face lit up with a smile—not forced like Brother Treerhem's, but quite sincere, as if this seemingly inappropriate question had deeply touched him, – no, my son, I did not lie. You truly will go work on a manuscript—on the manuscript of the history of our monastery! Now, – and here the prelate became serious again, – go, and go as fast as you can!
Brother Treerhem only bowed, quickly and almost silently, simply asking forgiveness for his boldness out of habit, and turning, walked quickly toward the stables. For some time more, he heard the receding voice of the prior walking in the opposite direction:
– Run, my son! And I shall go now and notify the others; there is time to gather them without unnecessary fuss. May God help you!
"May God help you!" – the corridor walls echoed once more; then everything froze and silence reigned again.
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And one more little story. I wrote it a long time ago.
Canned Inspiration.
I pulled the door and opened the refrigerator, hoping to find something edible inside. My attention was caught by a tin can that I hadn't seen before. Reaching out, I took the can and, bringing it to my eyes, read the label: "Canned Inspiration." My first thought was: "They're mocking me, the sadists!"
It had been my long-held dream – the ability to preserve inspiration. Why? Very simple – I am a poet. Specifically, a beginning poet. And if the reader is also a poet, they will understand me. Now, surely everyone has been in this situation at least once in their life – you are sitting at your desk, pen and paper in hand, and a concept for a fresh poem is in your head. You've just written the first quatrain, everything is going well, and at that moment, the telephone rings. Cursing, you go to answer, and by the time you return, every trace of inspiration has vanished. And the writing of the poem is, at best, postponed, and at worst, finished. For inspiration is such a thing – one distraction, and it's gone. It was after one such call that the idea to preserve inspiration was born in me. Indeed, you sit there writing a poem, inspiration is everywhere. At that moment, someone calls and distracts you. Then it would be enough to simply take a jar and drive the inspiration into it. And later, when free time appears, open the jar, release the inspiration, and continue writing the next masterpiece. In this way, there would be no more failed poems written without inspiration. I shared my idea with my friends, but they took me for a madman. Since then, they have constantly joked about me. As soon as I appear, they immediately ask questions like: "Have you canned much inspiration?" or "Could you lend me a couple of cans of inspiration?". "Same this time," I thought, examining the can – "More stupid jokes." One last hope remained – that the can contained sprats in tomato sauce. I was very hungry and I opened the can. To my surprise, there was some kind of gray powder in the can. "Those sadists," I thought – "They could have put in regular canned food."
At that moment, I felt an unusually strong desire to write a new poem. So strong that my hands were practically itching. And since I am not my own enemy, I rushed to the desk, grabbed a pen, paper, and began to write very, very quickly, though I didn't even understand exactly what. Five minutes passed, and the masterpiece was ready. I leaned back in my chair and began to read:
The Bridge
A bridge over a river deep
Stands motionless and plain.
While I, with no peace to keep,
Seek the bridge to the stars in vain.
The bridge I sought through years of woe
Was there, but burned to ash and glow.
Rivers in silent waters flow.
Where the arrow used to fly,
Where the sword strikes the shield's light,
Where someone shook a spear on high –
In this land, death is not a fright;
The bridge to heaven was there, then gone.
And I – I am the last warrior.
All kinsmen to the stars have flown.
Now I am the Earth's master, alone.
Oh, brothers, why did you burn the bridge…
My first thought was: "Well, wow!? Five minutes, and such a piece! What has come over me?" Following that came another: "I always said I was a genius, but no one believed me. Let's see what they say now."
The inspiration left, and the hunger returned. Tossing aside the pen, I ran back to the kitchen. But as soon as I took the open can, the desire to write emerged again. "What kind of day is it today? No time to eat, inspiration just keeps pouring!" I thought. Running back to the room, I wrote the following:
The Horse
I am a dapple-gray horse,
Wandering the field at dawn.
And my mane, like a fire's course,
Trembles as the light wind is drawn.
In battle, the master was slain.
I raced faster than the wind's flight.
Bearing his shield, enduring the pain,
I raced through the day and through the night.
To lean now by a spring's clear glow
And greedily swallow the reflection.
And then, at a full gallop's flow,
Feeling neither whip nor spur's direction,
To burst under the blue canopy's light
And forget the battles, out of sight.
"I am a genius!" I shouted, and the echo of the empty apartment repeated: "Genius! Genius! Genius!" And I truly was a genius. At that moment. But hunger reminded me of itself again, and for the third time that day, I headed to the refrigerator. I picked up the can again, and inspiration came once more. Then I wondered: "Every time I pick up the can, I feel the urge to write. And the can says 'Canned Inspiration'. This means, it means… This really is canned inspiration!!! Someone managed to realize my dream." But I could not philosophize any longer; an irresistible force pulled me toward the paper. I ran to the room, but I took the can with me. On the run, I noticed that the contents of the can had diminished slightly. Placing the can before me, I began to write. This time I wrote without stopping, not lifting my head toward the can for a single minute. But I knew that with every piece written, the powder was disappearing…
On the second day, the can was empty. Inspiration left me. Before me lay a voluminous stack of written sheets. I sat and thought: "Finally, I will become famous. There are enough poems here for two or three collections. And I wrote them all, or… This isn't my can! Someone put their inspiration in my refrigerator. But who, who???"
Then I stood up, took the stack of sheets, went to the kitchen, and burned them on my gas stove. With every burning sheet, I moved further away from fame. When the last one burned, I was at an insurmountable distance from it.
Since then, I do not write poems, but sometimes I remember that can with the label: "Canned Inspiration"…
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Damn, I wonder if anyone read the first two chapters? I'd like to hope so;)... it just takes a lot of patience...
Chapter II. The Family Castle of von Kreintz.

Von Kreintz is one of the new noble families. Their coat of arms depicts a passant lion on a gules field. In the name of the duke, they hold nearly half of the Northern Lands.

It must be said that the castle of von Kreintz occupied a rather strange position—very convenient in case of a siege, but not very convenient in more peaceful times: it sat atop a hill with very steep slopes, surrounded on all sides by a dense spruce forest. (The fact is, it was founded at a time when two great houses were fighting within the duchy: the Welfs and the Gobellins—the Gobellins, those who subsequently suffered defeat, fled north and for a time tried to settle there; the castle, then made of wood, was intended as one of the strongpoints, and thus a position advantageous for defense against enemies was very important). Apparently, by the start of the narrative, this forest had been spruce for several centuries, as the soil there was extremely—astoundingly even for the Northern Lands—unfertile; nothing grew on it except spruces. But since growing spruces was not an occupation popular among peasants, neither a town nor even a village appeared around the castle of von Kreintz, much like around the castle of some robber-baron; however, the absence of a village, or more precisely, a village church, was a rather serious strategic disadvantage. Church bell towers often functioned as signal fires on towers in the goblinoid Empire: just as guards on a tower, seeing fire on another, would light a signal bonfire, so too would the bell-ringers in the towers, hearing the alarm, begin to ring their own bells. But now, because there were no bell towers within a radius of approximately ten kilometers around the castle, notification fell upon the shoulders of a messenger—in this case, Brother Treerhem.

Having obtained a horse from Hyalli-the-quarter-dwarf, who was working in the stables today, Brother Treerhem leaped own and rode at full speed. However, he did not ride for long: soon the monk realized that he had nearly lost his already meager skill in horse riding and, to avoid tempting fate and risking a fall to the ground, with great difficulty slowed down the mare, who had decided to frolic properly after many days of standing idle.
After riding for about an hour, Brother Treerhem realized another thing: he had not only forgotten how to ride horses correctly, but had also forgotten the way to the castle of von Kreintz. For some time, continuing to gallop along the road, he strained to remember; and finally, he remembered. But then the mare pulled another trick: she suddenly felt a strong desire to roll in the grass, and only by a miracle did the monk manage to keep her from such an amusement. The struggle with the horse was a rather difficult and long affair, and during that time the direction changed so many times that when the exhausted Brother Treerhem finally stopped his mount and looked around, he realized that not only had he no idea where he was, but he also didn't know how to get back. The peasants who had gathered to watch the curious sight of a monk struggling with a horse laughed deafeningly, and when the rider asked them for the way to the castle of von Kreintz, they laughed even harder, deciding that Brother Monk had definitely come to entertain them today. Then Brother Treerhem said with irritation that Vikings were attacking and he needed to see the Count; but he regretted those words. The peasants were seized by such a fit—not laughter, but pure howling—that some could not even stay on their feet. In desperation, the monk, having prayed quickly for help in finding the way and relying on God's will, rode wherever his eyes led him.
To great luck, very soon—in just about two minutes—upon riding up the hill, he saw the place where the mare had it into her head to roll in the grass. It turned out that during the entire struggle they had moved only fifteen, maybe twenty meters from the road: simply a constant change of direction had greatly confused Brother Treerhem. As soon as he got back on the road, he urged the mare—who had suddenly become very obedient for some reason—into a trot, and then a gallop. And then, as if in mockery, an alarming bell began to toll. Why couldn't they have started ringing the alarm ten minutes earlier, Brother Treerhem thought with some irritation; this way I've only wasted time listening to the laughter of those stupid peasants.
Soon the village disappeared from view, and along the roadsides here and there, gradually increasing in number among the deciduous trees, spruces began to appear. "So I shall soon be with the Count," the monk noted with joy; but his joy was premature. Gazing at the forest and calculating how soon the spruce thicket would begin, Brother Treerhem did not notice that the mare was gradually slowing down more and more; that her steps were becoming less coordinated; that foam appeared on her lips. After riding like this for a very short time, the mare ran out of strength, stopped, nearly stumbling, and lay down. And no matter how the monk tried to force her to move further, she remained steadfast.
Brother Treerhem pondered. He saw only one way out—to run all the way to the castle. "Some kind of demon has possessed this horse," he thought, "it's unbelievable: first she ran off, then she nearly crushed me, and as soon as we got on the road, she immediately collapsed. And at such a moment when failure is impossible; when many people's lives depend on speed; when lying down like this—is simply not allowed!" "Filthy creature!", he exclaimed mentally in anger, and immediately with some surprise—he didn't recall such malice in himself before—cast aside the negative emotions. After all, he reasoned with himself, it is only an irrational creature. It does not understand what a high mission it had.
Gradually he managed to calm himself, looked at the sky (he was not yet used to clocks)—the sun was already noticeably dipping toward the horizon—recalled the way once more, and checked that red feather. "Seems everything is with me," he thought, "only one thing remains: Lord, help!"
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It was almost completely dark when a small dark figure, stumbling and gasping, approached the castle of von Kreintz. The bridge was raised, and looked most like the closed mouth of some ugly, irregularly shaped demonic head with an incredible number of window-eyes, as if blinking from the uneven light of torches, and tower-horns. After a brief conversation between the guard and Brother Treerhem—for the figure was, of course, him—the maw opened and swallowed a new victim.
Brother Treerhem was tired as a dog, or rather, like a hunted horse. He had not run since he was very small, and his build was not particularly sturdy, although he was, as previously mentioned, taller than short. His constant pallor, light-red, almost faded hair, and eyes of a gray color turning white gave him an almost sickly, washed-out appearance. Now he looked simply terrible and could barely drag his feet. He had run almost the entire way, stopping only three or four times at springs or wells to drink and rest a little. He had a desperate same in his left side, although Brother Treerhem pressed it as hard as he could.
Fortunately, the guard happened to be compassionate: seeing the exhausted monk by torchlight, he immediately gave him a sip of strong schnapps "for strength" and told the monk he should lie down.
— No... wait, good man... I have business with His Lordship, urgent.
The guard looked at the visitor with regret.
— Eh, Holy Fa... (he wanted to say Holy Father, but realized that by age the monk was more suited to be his son, if not his youngest brother), Master Monk, you struggled in vain. The Count is hunting.
Brother Treerhem had not expected this. He was not devoid of vanity and imagined how he, exhausted, would enter the Count's presence, hand him the red feather, and fall unconscious. Then the Count would go with an army, disperse the Vikings, and everyone would thank Treerhem, and the old, bearded Count (Brother Treerhem had never seen Ulrich von Kreintz, but believed he looked exactly like that) would say: "He is a true hero!"... Now it was clear that this would not happen. And, what was much worse, the monastery would now almost certainly perish, everything would be looted, and the Vikings would likely not be caught.
— But how... what should I do? The monastery is being attacked by Vikings!
— It cannot be!
But meanwhile it was so, and nothing could be done—the Count and his eldest son were hunting. Apparently, they were too tired to return home and decided to spend the night under the open sky, since the days were still warm. So Brother Treerhem had only one option—to follow the guard's advice and go to sleep.
Out of respect for his spiritual rank, the guards shifted aside and freed a small but separate room for him. True, instead of a bed there was straw, and instead of a blanket—a small, thin, and in places torn plaid, but Brother Treerhem did not care: right now he was ready to sleep even in a pigsty. Despite his fatigue, he found enough willpower to ask the guard to wake him immediately upon the Count's arrival, whenever that might be.
And it happened around five. Actually, the guard would have been sleeping by then after the night shift, but now he understood that he must help save the monastery, and therefore woke Brother Treerhem. The monk took a long time to wake up, yawning, stretching, at first even just falling back asleep. And only when the guard splashed him with a mug of cold water did Brother Treerhem finally come to his senses and sit up. First thing he checked the feather.
— Well, shall we go to the Count? — he asked.
— No, not yet.
— What?! The Vikings are already at the monastery walls, and he—what is he doing?
— I don't know, I just passed word that the Vikings are advancing, and he said he would "receive the monk after some time." But it will be soon, do not worry.
Brother Treerhem understood that the Count was now gathering troops. He felt both satisfaction and disappointment simultaneously, as vanity struggled with a sense of duty within him: he would have liked to report this news to the Count himself, but at the same time understood that literally every minute mattered, as every minute cost the lives of several monks and peasants seeking refuge in the monastery.
— I see, — he answered reservedly.
— And you eat for now, or else you're probably completely spent from yesterday. Here... I managed to get some for you too.
Brother Treerhem gratefully accepted the guard's offer. He devoured the offered bread, potatoes, and piece of dried meat so quickly that the guard's eyes nearly popped out; and this despite the fact that in the monastery Brother Treerhem was known for his slow speed of food consumption. He wanted to ask the guard what his name was, to bless him in gratitude for all the help provided, but looked at the meat lying on his plate and then realized he had broken the fast. Brother Treerhem was simply hit by a cold sweat, but he remembered that in such cases breaking the fast is possible. The Abbot would certainly grumble a bit, but everything would be fine and the sin would be forgiven. "What trifles, and how much they affect me," he involuntarily smiled to himself, and at a moment when it seemed they should be forgotten.
— And what is your name, good man? — he asked the guard.
— Kasper.
Having learned the guard's name, Brother Treerhem blessed him; the latter poured out his thanks, and the monk simply didn't know where to turn, but then the door opened, and the entering person saved him from Kasper's effusions. His long shaven face expressed pride and arrogance, which were not diminished even by the circles under his eyes, and together with the long blond hair falling down, made him look like a southern Alnor.
— Are you the monk from the monastery of Saint Erheir? — he asked, addressing Brother Treerhem, — I am the son of Count Ulrich von Kreintz. Father ordered me to lead you to him.
Brother Treerhem bowed awkwardly and hurried after the nobleman. The Count's son was clearly not inclined toward conversation—he didn't even give his name—and Brother Treerhem understood him in a way: indeed, he had just returned from hunting, having ridden for at least the whole day and half the night, terribly tired (hence the circles under the eyes—it seems he didn't sleep at night and my assumption was wrong, thought the monk). And at home comes the news—the fief must be defended from Vikings, and instead of resting, one must dress in battle armor and ride full speed to the monastery. Of course, few people would like such a situation.
Brother Treerhem found it very pleasant to walk through the corridors of the castle, as he had never before been treated with such respect—the unpleasant emotions from the heir's treatment, which was something between rudeness and indifference, were more than compensated for by the delight and religious awe of the simple guards before the sacred rank of a monk. The people viewed priests and monks with a mixture of mocking dislike for the higher classes, fear of sorcerers—people accustomed over millennia to shaman-casters saw something powerful and dangerous in that closeness to God experienced by some clerics and claimed by others—and respect for those praying for the salvation of this very people's souls. Usually, the common folk's attitude toward an unknown clergyman was determined by his appearance: a satisfied or cheerful, and especially a fat monk, was laughed at; one who was gloomy and mysterious was feared; and the exhausted were admired. Brother Treerhem's look, usually gloomy, was now precisely exhausted. Of course, for him—who was respected but whom no one had ever admired—even his father, as far as Brother Treerhem remembered, was usually dissatisfied with his lack of martial spirit—the respect of the guards was very flattering.
Count Ulrich's castle was slightly smaller than the monastery of St. Erheir, but it had almost never been completed or rebuilt and its passages were not so confusing—the old wooden fortification had been torn down by the first von Kreintz to receive this land as a fief, and since enemies capable of conducting a so-called "proper siege" usually didn't reach the Northern Lands, there was no need for additional reinforcement. The entire journey—first through corridors, then across the inner courtyard, then through the keep—took no more than ten minutes. However, walking was not very easy, primarily due to the terrible stuffiness prevailing in this building that sometimes went unventilated for years. Darkness was familiar to the monk, but the air in the monastery was noticeably fresher—one of the few trials monks underwent was the trial by cold: once a week, on Fridays, the windows of the cells remained open all night; monks living in underground cells moved to above-ground ones for those nights. In the castle, however, torches even went out in some cellars due to lack of air. But finally, von Kreintz's eldest son stopped before a heavy oak door, said into it: "Father, receive the monk I have brought," ordered Brother Treerhem to enter with a gesture and departed; most likely, to arm himself. Brother Treerhem checked the feather—he had not forgotten about it for a minute, even checking specifically at stops—and entered.
The bright light from the open window hit Brother Treerhem's eyes, which had grown accustomed to the gloom during the walk through the keep, so that for several seconds he saw almost nothing and only bent in a respectful bow.
— I greet you, monk, — said the old Count, who turned out to be a short, agile shaven man with a weather-beaten face, — I was told you came with an important errand from the Abbot. Tell me everything in more detail.
And Brother Treerhem, first handing the feather to the Count and introducing himself, detailed everything that had happened to him after his parting with the Abbot. The story would have been very good if Ulrich hadn't kept interrupting the monk, either jumping ahead with questions ("...I went to the stables" — "Then why did you run here on foot?") or asking to repeat something ("How many of those ship-wreckers do you say are there?"). At the end he asked:
— And why did you run? Why didn't you ask a peasant for a horse? If you had arrived even an hour earlier, you could have caught the castellan—he would have started gathering the troops!
Conscience passed over the monk like a sharp claw. It must be admitted that this idea—to ask peasants for a horse—had not occurred to him. For him, this seemingly simple and correct solution was not obvious at all. There could be no doubt that a peasant would gladly give not only a horse, but even all his livestock and property to save himself from the Vikings; the laughter with which this message was met by those watching Brother Treerhem's struggle with the mare was caused by the preceding spectacle, which convinced the peasants of this monk's lack of seriousness. But Brother Treerhem, trained in arguing with the Abbot, quickly came up with an excuse:
— I am one of the chroniclers, and the peasants do not know me at all. If I had tried to ask them for a horse, I would surely have been simply driven away or seized as a rogue.
Of course, such a possibility was not excluded, especially if one recalled several cases where some outsiders, disguised as monks, used trickery to take honestly earned property from peasants. But it was unlikely that peasants would drive away a real monk, even more so one asking for help in the face of a Viking invasion, when the alarm is already being rung at the monastery and churches.
— You're saying something wrong. They can't be seizing monks under an alarm. Well anyway—what's done is done. Troops are already gathering. So... the Vikings have four-five drakkars...
— Lord Count, the fishermen said eight!
— And you take their word for it, — von Kreintz asked with a smirk, — They call a caught gudgeon a pike! Everything they report must be divided by at least two. So. You've distracted me from my calculations! On each of the drakkars sit twenty to twenty-five professional thugs armed to the teeth. That makes eighty, or more likely around a hundred. How many monks can I count on? — he suddenly and very sharply turned to Brother Treerhem.
The monk was so taken aback that for the first second or two he didn't know what to say; eventually he managed to squeeze out:
— I-I don't wish to seem rude, Lord Count, but all the monks are counting on you.
— Ah, you simply didn't understand, — Ulrich said, softening slightly, — I am talking about monks who can fight. Those clubs... that is, club-bearers.
— I do not wish to misinform you, Lord Count, and I want to warn in advance that my estimate...
— Listen, you don't know everything, but you're no fool. That much is clear. Just answer the question: how many, in your opinion?
— No more than thirty. And keep in mind, they are much weaker than both the Vikings and your fighters. Although they could take crossbows.
— Thirty... thirty, or even fewer, skin-and-bones—sorry, Brother Treerhem, it just slipped out—with my boys... against a hundred... It turns out I need about ninety people, maybe more. So we will be at the monastery in about nine hours: the assembly has already been announced, we gather for four hours, march for five.
Ordinary politeness did not leave the monk, but his face apparently expressed such disappointment that the Count hurried to add:
— But generally, in fact, everything will be ready faster. One could actually go with a smaller detachment and set a wider pace—after all, it's about saving a monastery, not playing tag!
— But... even six hours might already be too late. It costs the Vikings nothing to break down the gates, and as soon as they burst in, then... — Brother Treerhem involuntarily shuddered, imagining monks floating in puddles of their own blood, disfigured by the horror of death or Viking axes.
— I perfectly understand your fears, — Ulrich said with a sympathy he seemed incapable of, — but what can I do? I sent people to announce the assembly as soon as I was informed of the danger. Believe me, I regret possible casualties no less than you, and I want to prevent bloodshed no less than you.
— But enough of that, — von Kreintz cut off his speech, — I need to prepare and dress in battle armor, and you need to decide: will you go with us or ride ahead?
After thinking for a bit, Brother Treerhem said:
— I will ride to the monastery. I will be more useful there: I will instill in them hope of your soon arrival and hasten the preparations for defense.
— Well then, I expected such a decision. Go and tell the stableman to give you a horse. Helbert, one of the guards by my quarters, will escort you.
The monk had already bowed and turned toward the exit when the Count unexpectedly called him:
— Ah, yes, Brother Treerhem, wait.
— I must give you a weapon, — he continued, rummaging in a large iron-bound chest, — here... Take this. Remember the custom? "Suzerain on approach."
And with these words von Kreintz handed Brother Treerhem a simple, almost unadorned sword. The monk took it and for some time just held it in his hands, examining it. It was one-handed, without any decorations, with a dark narrow piercing blade that seemed sharply sharpened to the eye; Brother Treerhem decided that the sword had been made by mountain dwarves, but then again, his opinion cannot be relied upon here—regarding weapons, he was a complete novice.
— Heh, why are you examining the sword like that, — the Count smirked, — as if you're going into battle! It's not for fighting.
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Treasures,
Or a story that never happened in good old England


Part One. Pirate Gold.

Chapter One

A heavy rain was falling. Along a mud-slicked path, a man hurried with a brisk pace, wearing a black cloak glistening with water, from beneath which protruded a well-made pistol and an elegant Norman sword. The hood of the cloak had fallen back, and wet streams fell upon his matted, pitch-black hair. Slipping on the wet road, he cursed constantly, own same this godforsaken island where the remnants of Norman pirates had the misfortune to make their refuge, and where a foul, annoying rain fell almost incessantly.
This was the Breton Knight Balthazar de Balza, a secret accomplice of the Norman pirates, who had extensive connections on the mainland and was well-informed regarding many trade and political currents in Europe.
Coming level with one of the wretched huts—of which there were only a few here, and this one was even more wretched than the others—he sighed with relief and headed for the door. Entering the hut, he looked around for several seconds, trying to find among the swarming rabble the man he had actually come to see.
In the tavern, bagpipes bleated softly, evoking a longing for a peaceful life, while the well-inebriated inhabitants played Chinese cards captured from merchants, dice, or tossed pebbles. Triumphant cries of winners and disappointed groans of the defeated could be heard. Gold coins jingled as someone's sweet win or someone's bitter loss.
Finally, the Knight spotted a man sitting alone in the far corner with a deep scar on his face, remnants of gray hair sticking out helplessly in all directions, drinking something from an expensive silver goblet. The scarred man was called Captain Oswald Derink. This captain was well known to traders from the North to the Mediterranean Seas, as he served as a reminder of the once-dominant rule of the Normans in these waters. And although the Norman pirates had long since lost their positions, Derink, one of the few, reminded others of the former greatness of Norman piracy with his raids.
Without further hesitation, Knight de Balza headed toward Derink, coughing softly as if preparing for a solemn speech.
- I greet you, Oswald, - he said quietly in Norman, approaching the small table where the captain sat.
- Balthazar! - the other greeted him quite loosely, - Glad to see you alive and well, - he added imperturbably, as if he hadn't seen the newcomer just an hour, or even less, ago. - What news have you brought? Sit, drink with me, - he immediately offered, pointing to a free chair that looked very dangerous to sit on. The chair was completely crooked, and its leg, wrapped in some dirty cloth, protruded helplessly to the side. The Knight looked at the chair distrustfully, with a crooked smile.
- Don't worry, Balthazar, sit. You have safely completed a rather risky journey by sea for this time of year. Do you really think you are threatened by some lame chair? – Oswald spoke roughly, but with a touch of refinement, in quite good Frankish dialect.
The Knight smiled again and, lifting his cloak, carefully sat on the edge of the strange chair.
- You know, Oswald, that I fear nothing in this world except gout, - he replied carelessly, leaning his sword against the floor next to the bound leg.
- Oh, rest assured: gout does not threaten you here in any way, - the captain countered ironically, pouring wine for the Knight into a wooden goblet, - Better drink and relax. You've had an exhausting journey...
- I have no time to linger, Derink, - the Knight interrupted the pirate in a businesslike tone, - My nef is waiting under sail. Therefore, let us get straight to business.
- Well then, business it is.
Derink, without ceremony, poured the wine from the wooden goblet into his silver one and drank.
Then, with a glint in his greenish eyes, he prepared to listen attentively to the "business."
- I know, Oswald, that you will certainly be interested in news regarding King Richard the Lionheart... - the Knight began, leaning heavily enough on his sword so as not to fall off the chair, - who, as you know, was for a long time in the captivity of Henry VI, the German Emperor.
- "Was!" - Derink mocked, coughing hoarsely, - I swear by all the devils of the Roman legion! Henry the German will never release Richard. He has a strong grudge against the King.
- That may be so, however, dear Derink, the situation has changed. Richard has been released... - the Knight said, carefully watching the captain's reaction to this news.
- It cannot be?! – The captain's green eyes suddenly reddened.
- It can, Derink, it can, - Balthazar replied, very pleased with the effect produced.
- But how?.. – the pirate began to grow noticeably agitated, - Gokstad devil, did it actually happen?
- Calm down, Captain; money decides everything in this world, does it not? – The Knight looked questioningly at Derink, - Now then, Oswald, for example, how much would you value news from King Richard?
The pirate, understanding where his interlocutor was heading, calmed down and stared back at Balthazar, gathering his thoughts and stroking the remnants of hair on his head as if this aided the thought process. After a minute, he spoke, weighing every word
- Well, let's say... one hundred gold pieces, - the pirate stopped stroking his head and instead began to twist a diamond ring in a luxurious gold setting on his index finger, continuing to stare intently at the Knight.
- One hundred gold? Good money, - the other replied, smiling, - However, dear Derink, I believe that this amount is clearly not enough. After all, we are talking about King Richard.
- Fine! How much do you want? – The pirate's face twitched nervously, and the scar on his cheek turned crimson.
- Three hundred gold and this wonderful ring on your finger, - de Balza indicated with a glance to the ring that the captain continued to twist nervously.
- Curse it, Balza! Where will I get so much money now? – the pirate exclaimed, but immediately regained his composure, staring fiercely at the Knight.
At his shout, everyone present in the tavern stopped playing and looked toward the speakers. The piper, who had been half-sleepily humming the same melody, also stopped playing and perked up, looking toward the captain and his companion.
- Easy, Derink, easy! I would not have made this unthinkable journey, pushing through damn fjords and skerries, - especially at this time of year, when storms and gales occur more often than you drink this sour and wretched wine of yours, - if I were not sure that my information would interest you greatly and that you would pay a decent sum for it, - de Balza said imperturbably, tapping the table with his hand free from the sword.
Realizing that nothing interesting was happening in the captain's corner, everyone returned to their games. Exclamations and the same jingle of coins were heard again. The piper resumed his song, after first draining a large bowl of wine.
- Of course, Balza, this information is extremely interesting to me, - the captain replied quietly, looking at the ring, - however, I spent heavily on the repair of my dromon after the last battle in the Mediterranean Sea. Furthermore, I lost two excellent snekkers and was left with only three ships.
- Well! I'll bet my head, Derink, that those three ships were packed to the brim with gold, - de Balza said even more quietly, almost whispering, smiling slyly, - I know you, scoundrel. You never engage in a fight from which you would suffer any significant loss unless there was a fat prize in sight.
- You are right, Gokstad devil! You cannot be fooled, Balza... - the captain wheezed, pouring himself more wine. De Balza watched Oswald intently while the latter emptied the contents of his silver bowl in large gulps.
With a loud grunt and a hearty belch, Derink spoke slowly and significantly:
- Very well, Balza! I will give you what you ask. But I need guarantees that the news you possess will actually be interesting to me, - the captain added in a businesslike tone, removing the ring from his finger and placing it on his palm.
- Naturally, Derink! You know me; if I conduct business, I do it on a large scale, not wasting time on trifles.
- I know, Balza, I know. Then let's do this: I give you the ring now, which is worth a good hundred gold...
De Balza looked at the ring distrustfully.
- ... Do not doubt, Balthazar, I know what I am saying. If the news you brought me proves to be truly interesting, you will receive three hundred gold; if not – you keep the ring, deal?
De Balza thought for a moment in turn, but not for long. Extending his free hand (while continuing to lean on the sword with the other), he said decisively:
- Deal, glorious Viking!
Derink quickly shook the extended hand and gave him the ring.
- Now then, lay out what you have, - the pirate began in the tone of a card player waiting to see how many tricks the opponent will take.
- The German Emperor has agreed to release Richard the Lionheart, on condition that he pays a ransom of one hundred and fifty thousand marks...
- Wow! – the pirate raised his eyebrows, - And what then, did Richard agree?
- What else could he do? In a German dungeon, it was not pleasant for him, a free Knight; yes, moreover, he urgently needs to go to England to deal with his brother, who is doing heaven knows what. The country is torn apart by political instability, as you know.
- One hundred and fifty thousand! Where will Richard get that money?
- That's just the point, Derink. That's just the point. All the weight of this will fall again on England, which is already mired in poverty. I heard that taxes there are collected very poorly, although the church has called for help for the pious King who fought valiantly for the Holy Land...
- This Richard is an idiot! – Derink interrupted nervously, - To invest so much money in this meaningless enterprise! True, I made a good profit from it, selling him Venetian tubs in Sicily. But how impractical one must be, Gokstad devil! – Derink poured himself wine again and immediately drank it all in one gulp.
- However, Balza, - he continued, looking at the ring, - I have not heard anything interesting for myself yet.
- Do not rush, Oswald, I have only just begun, - the Knight said calmly, rubbing the acquired value.
- Well-well, I am listening carefully.
- The thing is, I met with Richard...
- What? You met with Richard?! – the pirate was amazed, showing all the green of his eyes, - When? Where?
- In Calais. A few days ago.
- Yes, indeed... - Derink drawled, - And did Richard tell you something that would interest me?
- Correct, Derink, correct.
The pirate was all ears.
- What would you say, Oswald, to receiving the title of Baron and good land with several manors somewhere on the eastern coast of England? – de Balza said quietly and mysteriously, so that only his companion could hear him.
Derink looked very intently at the Knight, as if assessing the level of credibility of what was said.
- Well, in fact, old friend, - Balthazar continued, reducing the solemnity, - Aren't you tired, no longer young, of wandering the seas, swallowing salty rotten air and eternally suffering from this damned tossing? Old age draws one toward the land, eh? – de Balza suddenly burst out laughing, slapping the captain on the shoulder.
- Speak more clearly, Balza, I swear by a leaky knarr! What did Richard personally offer me? – the pirate wheezed impatiently, clenching his fists over the table.
- Derink, Derink, - the Knight shook his head, - What does Richard need now? Money... He needs our money, and in exchange, he promises his fiefs and titles.
- Damn you, Balza! What is this habit of yours to shroud everything in stupid mystery? – Derink said irritably, leaning back against the wall and thinking.
Balthazar, meanwhile, filled the wooden bowl with wine and hastily drained it, coughing loudly.
Finally, the pirate stopped reflecting and addressed his companion:
- How much does he want?
- Richard? A lot. He understands that there is nothing to take from England – the country is effectively ruined by the last crusade against the infidels. Therefore, he agrees to attract people from outside so that, with their help, the sum paid to Henry VI can be compensated.
- And you would go along with this?
- I would.
- But why? You already have ancestral lands.
- My dear Derink, you know that besides ancestral lands, I also have the misfortune of not being the first child in the family, and therefore am forced to spend my whole life earning money, titles, power, and fame. My eldest brother is forty-five, my middle one is thirty-nine. Waiting for them to die, I will be a frail old man myself, if I survive them, of course. And then – I am not the kind of person who will sit and wait for mercy from capricious fate. I prefer to take everything myself, with my own hands. Therefore, Richard's promise is a gift from heaven.
- Yes, only the whole question is how much must be paid for this gift?
- Twenty-five thousand.
- How much?!
- Twenty-five thousand, and immediately. Without delays or bargaining.
- Twenty-five thousand! – repeated the crazed captain, beginning again to stroke the remnants of hair on his head, - Gokstad devil! This is simply inconceivable!
- Yes, and moreover, we must act as quickly as possible, since we are not the only ones who want Richard's lands. There will be hunters, believe me.
The pirate fell into thought again, leaning back against the wall. The Knight carefully put the ring in a pouch hanging from his belt and waited patiently.
- Personally, Balza, how do you envision this deal? – finally the pirate distracted himself from his thoughts, producing a pouch with jingling gold and beginning to count out three hundred gold for the Knight, - Did Richard tell you how all this will happen?
- You mean the details of executing the deal?
- Exactly. I am interested in how I can deliver the gold to the King - if I decide to, of course - so that it reaches him specifically and not, say, Prince John?
- Very simple, Derink! Richard should arrive in Dover shortly. You also head there when you are ready. I will go somewhere on business and then also arrive in Dover by mid-March. We agreed with Richard that his detachment of well-armed Knights would wait for me in an abandoned mill behind the northern city gates until the twentieth. The mill stands to the right of the road leading to London. You must enter it and say: "Invincible England." They should answer: "Invincible Richard."
- And why such complications, Balza? Does Richard not trust his subjects?
- Richard trusts few people, Derink. The activities of his rebellious brother have had a great influence on the political state in England. Barons across the board oppose royal power, preferring to see as their monarch not the powerful Richard, but the weak-willed John, or even no one at all, - the pirate smirked at the last words, - Only the lands around London and London itself, - de Balza continued meanwhile, - judging by what I saw, can be considered relatively safe. John does not even dare to attempt to influence them in any way. And there, as I understand it, Richard's main military forces are concentrated.
- I see you aren't wasting your time, Balza, - the pirate said slyly, counting out the necessary sum and pushing the money toward his companion.
- What can one do, Derink, - the other replied, hastily putting the gold into a richly embroidered leather purse, standing up slightly so as not to fall off the chair since he could not lean on his sword at that moment, - To make good deals, one must know a lot. This is my trade. Yes, and also, - de Balza, hiding the purse behind his belt, sat back down on the chair, leaned on the sword with one hand, and with the other took a piece of paper from his bosom, carefully rolled into a tube, and handed it to the pirate.
- What is this? – the latter asked in surprise.
- This is Richard's credential, signed by him personally, stating that the holder of this paper acts in his interests.
- And why do I need it?
- You must present it after you say the password and receive the answer. Without this paper, you will be arrested immediately.
- So that's how it is, - the pirate said, took the paper and, unfolding it, looked through it.
- Furthermore, - de Balza continued, - this paper will help you bypass royal patrols in the port and when leaving Dover. Without it, I repeat, you will be immediately captured.
- Yes, Richard's signature, - the captain confirmed and, rolling it up again, tucked it into his bosom, - Does all this masquerade with the mill mean, Balza, that Richard wants to personally escort the gold to London?
- That is quite likely. It is intended that we bring the gold when Richard lands in Dover together with his loyal detachment of Knights. They will stay in Dover until the twentieth and then move toward London. As soon as we reach London with a well-armed detachment, the King should, by agreement, hold a reception in honor of those who decided to contribute money to the noble cause—that is us—and announce the granting of titles with corresponding fiefs.
- Yes, cleverly thought out.
- Of course it's clever; after all, it was my idea, - the Knight smirked.
- Ah, Gokstad devil! So this is who set it all in motion! – the pirate laughed hoarsely, pouring himself wine, - To you, cunning fox Balza, - and he drained the goblet in one gulp, grunting with pleasure.
- This plan was born in my mind back when Richard was in captivity. But there was no possibility of putting it into action. When news reached me that Richard had been released, assuming his escort would be heading to Calais, I arrived there as well. Having waited for the King, I laid out my plan to him. Richard had to agree, as he urgently needs money now, but he himself is not thrilled, as you understand, by this scheme. Therefore, we cannot delay. Everything changes quickly with monarchs; do not forget that.
Alright, Derink, - de Balza said, standing up, - It's time for me to go. I have already stayed here longer than I intended. Remember: March twentieth is the deadline.
- I will remember, Balza.
- And think faster, Derink; it is in your interest. See you at Richard's, glorious descendant of Vikings! – and the Knight hastily walked toward the exit from the tavern.
- Fair winds to you, Balza! – the pirate said, thinking deeply.

Yes, Captain Oswald Derink thought very deeply. And for good reason. Twenty-five thousand—for some a huge fortune; for him, a pirate leading the life of a nomadic brigand, it was completely unnecessary. Since he was twenty, all he had done was fight and rob, rob and fight. All other time – he rotted on this godforsaken island, hiding from English, French, Danish, and heaven knows what other hunters for his wild head, the price of which increased every year. What Knight de Balza brought him today was worth far more to him than three hundred gold and some Mauritanian princess's ring; more even than twenty-five thousand. For the chance to lead a normal life on his own land, in his own castle, he would have given much more. And what are twenty-five thousand gold pieces to him when here, in secret and sinister caves, Oswald Derink had accumulated far more than five hundred thousand in gold and jewels! With this money one could buy all of England entire, but how can that be done when his crooked scar is known to all coastal garrisons, and the moment he appears there, he will be hanged immediately, and without any trial at that?
Actually, Derink was not thinking now about whether to agree to this deal or not. It would certainly be foolish to miss such a chance, which most likely would not come again. The captain was troubled by something else: how he could solve the problem with the crew, and specifically – with his assistant, Knut Dalton, who is unsettled by Oswald's laurels and dreams only of pirate fame. There is no doubt he is a masterful warrior and even a tactician, but he can never become a leader. For that, a special talent is needed. Dalton lacks such talent, but he is good at stirring up the crew for various reasons, proving his rights to power.
After some reflection, Derink decided to go all-in. Of course, Dalton would oppose his plan to sail to Dover, especially since the captain did not intend to explain anything to anyone - that would be extremely unwise - at least until they arrived in port. The assistant's resistance can only be broken by one thing – defeating him in personal combat. Then all the rest of the rabble will unconditionally obey the victor. This venture was quite adventurous for today. Five years ago, when Dalton had just begun to rise from the simple thugs, the outcome of this duel would have been predetermined – he, Oswald Derink, would have won. But now the years were clearly making themselves felt. Health more and more often began to fail the captain, especially after the malaria he suffered two years ago. Furthermore, during several recent boardings, he often caught himself thinking that his reaction, once flawless, had begun to betray him. All this testified that he – the terror of the seas from the North to the Mediterranean – could ignobly end his days by the sword of a reckless assistant and be fed to the fish. Well, if fate decrees it so, then there is nothing to be done. But to rot further on this island, missing a magnificent chance to change his life, Derink did not intend. Therefore, he decided to go all-in.
Some time after Knight Balthazar de Balza left, the captain gave the order to prepare for the voyage. The crew obeyed with bewilderment, reluctantly leaving their games – the only pastime between raids.
Furthermore, Derink selected about twenty sturdy fellows and led them into the caves, whose labyrinths only he could navigate, to take several huge chests of gold and jewels. Indeed, any king or emperor would envy such wealth. The farthest cave was literally piled with chests and precious things, among which one could notice European, Arabic, Asian, African gold and silver items, figurines, weapons, armor, platters, bowls, and more. Not to mention the gold and silver coins which, besides the chests, were piled in a large heap in the center of the cave.
Derink looked over his wealth with longing, as if for the last time, it glinting sadly in the dim light of several torches, and thought that it might turn out completely useless to him. He ordered five large chests filled to the brim with coins and jewels to be taken. His men, bending under the weight, slowly carried the chests toward the cave exit, and Derink, rummaging through this priceless junk, found armor forged of gold which, judging by the inscription, belonged to a general of the Roman Emperor Julian. The captain was overcome by a great temptation to wear it, but knowing his crew, he understood that this would immediately lower his authority, which had already been shaky lately. And the armor was just too heavy. When he discovered it on one of the Byzantine ships, he remembered pitying the poor soul who had to wear it. Therefore, he left the armor and was about to leave when he suddenly saw a large silver sword with two diamonds set into the hilt. Obeying some strange feeling, he took the sword, balanced it in his hand, and, nodding as if agreeing with someone, headed out of the cave.
As he expected, the news that they were setting course for Dover caused huge protest among the crew. Many were interested in why Oswald had taken chests of gold and jewels on board. The one who raged most, as the captain predicted, was his assistant – Knut Dalton. However, after Derink offered to settle the matter with a duel, waving the silver sword with diamond inlay, the indignation subsided but continued to simmer in the hold. Dalton gave orders through gritted teeth, as it seemed to Derink, constantly seeking an opportunity to strike him from behind. However, the cunning captain did not give him such an opportunity. Furthermore, he secured himself by taking on board only those who were most loyal to him. The own same thugs and those who might side with Dalton remained on the island, as well as two ships, since Derink decided to sail to Dover on one ship – his favorite beauty of a dromon.
Strictly speaking, something had to be settled with Dalton in any case – he was hindering the old pirate. And this, as it seemed to him, was the main difficulty in the plan that Derink had developed. According to this plan, he was to get rid of the zealous assistant even before arriving in Dover, then tell the crew about the deal with the King and promise everyone various privileges in his future holdings. He left the blatant adventurers on the island; thus, the crew, in the absence of a troublemaking assistant, should not resist his plans. After he receives the lands, he will equip an expedition to the island, taking with him some wandering Knights, eternally hungry and eager for adventure, promising them a good prize. Landing on the island, they will kill everyone who remained there, which should not be a difficult task, as the remnants of his crew, during their time languishing on the island, will have completely drunk themselves into oblivion and lost their former form. Thus he will be able to move all his treasures to his new holdings and, building several sturdy castles, live out the rest of his life in peace.
The plan was good, but Derink, not being naive, realized that the chances of executing it were not so great. Firstly, he might lose the battle with Dalton, be killed and thrown overboard. Secondly, Richard might deceive him. He did not doubt de Balza's honesty, as he had known him for many years and the latter had never given cause to doubt himself. Richard was another matter. Despite the fact that the pirate felt a certain sympathy for the brave King, as a fellow adventurer like himself, nevertheless, he knew well that Richard was a "Yes-No" King. That is what the Sicilian traders called him. Indeed, the instability of Richard's word was well known. Therefore, counting on Richard fulfilling his obligations could only be done with a great caveat. Furthermore, it is unknown whether those who are currently their masters will hand over the holdings to Derink. Feudals in England are quite willful and even know how to stand up for themselves. He would certainly have to cross swords with numerous well-trained Knights, and that would largely mean failure for him and his men. And finally, his head might be demanded by the kings of France, Spain, Denmark, the emperors of Byzantium and Germany, and monarchs from a dozen other states whose trade he had harmed for more than a few decades.
Reflecting in this way, sitting on the stern of his favorite dromon and gazing at the horizon, from which the outlines of the British island were just beginning to emerge, he suddenly realized that he had taken a step into the abyss, and now there is no way back. A slight shiver ran through the captain's entire body. Yes, it was a trap, a trap of fate – this is how retribution for one's deeds comes, when a person's reason temporarily fails them, and fails only to make that very step – the step into the abyss.
And the more Derink thought about this, the more clearly he understood that this was retribution, coming in the form of temptation, a sweet, alluring own same seduction.
The captain suddenly felt a poignant heart-wrenching sense of loneliness. He – the terror of the seas – was just a lonely old man, a wretched being hated by all, whom no one had ever loved, but only feared. He has no family, no children to whom he could pass on his knowledge, life experience, and finally, huge wealth.
Terrible! A terrible and foolish life lived!
Derink regained his composure and began to think about a will. He knew only one person who was not afraid of him but instead treated him with genuine human warmth. That person was Knight Balthazar de Balza.
And indeed, well-informed about the location of Derink and his thugs, de Balza for many years had thousands of opportunities to turn him in to some monarch, many of whom he knew personally, knowing what price the head of a pirate captain commanded and receiving money and even lands for it, which he had spent his whole life striving for without rest. But no – Balthazar did not do this, despite being exposed, moreover, to great danger if his connection with him, Derink, were suddenly revealed.
Yes, the only person to whom Derink wanted to leave his treasures was indeed de Balza.
And it wasn't even about the treasures, perhaps. This was all the old pirate could pay this man for his kindness, sincerity, and honesty toward an utter scoundrel, which Oswald Derink was, even in his own eyes. A cave of treasures is a insignificantly small payment for being considered a human being.
But how to make sure that the pirate's will reaches the Knight? Derink could not write it on parchment, although having received a decent education in youth at one of the monasteries of Normandy, he was well able to write in several languages. But writing an open will meant ruining the Knight. Furthermore, if Dalton kills him in a duel, then he will certainly destroy the parchment anyway. Moreover, de Balza needs a map of the caves, as he does not know the exact location of the treasures.
Derink looked at the sword he held in his right hand..
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A practically scientific work is presented for the judgment of fellow forum members.
The Siberian of the 19th and the Siberian of the 21st centuries – have the theories of the regionalists come true.
The question of how Siberians differ from the inhabitants of European Russia arose long ago. As early as the beginning of the 19th century, such questions were addressed first by exiled Decembrists and later by Siberians themselves. The first person to raise the issue of the reasons for the difference between Russians and Siberians was the first Siberian historian and geographer P.A. Slovtsov. However, he did not yet address the degree and nature of this difference.
In the middle of the 19th century, a trend emerged among the Siberian intelligentsia known as Siberian regionalism (oblastnichestvo). It is difficult to pinpoint the exact time of its emergence, but several facts can be highlighted. In 1859, G. N. Potanin came to study in St. Petersburg, where a Siberian student association already existed. That same year, the circle dissolved, and it was recreated the following year. The new circle included G. N. Potanin, N. M. Yadrintsev, N. I. Naumov, F. N. Usov, I. A. Khudyakov, I. A. Kuklin, S. S. Shashkov, and others. N. S. Shchukin was not a member of the circle but was aware of its affairs and influenced the worldview of its members. Issues and needs of Siberia were discussed in this circle. All its members had formed their views (revolutionary-democratic according to M. V. Shilovsky; bourgeois-liberal according to M. G. Sesyunina) even before arriving in St. Petersburg, and their orientation was developed during this period. At this time, regionalist ideology began to take shape. In 1863, most members of the circle returned to Siberia, where the ideology began to adapt according to the actual situation in Siberia. In 1865, the so-called "case of the Siberian separatists" occurred. Potanin, Yadrintsev, and some other regionalists were accused of "separatism and preparing the separation of Siberia from Russia," although the investigators themselves doubted the possibility of such a conspiracy. In 1868, a sentence was passed, by which the regionalists were sentenced to hard labor, replaced by exile. From this moment, one can consider the final completion of the formation of regionalism and simultaneously the collapse of the regionalist organization. The regionalists were the first to truly and seriously raise the question of the formation of a "special type of Russian person" in Siberia. Furthermore, it was the regionalists who clearly formulated the regional characteristics of the ethnic type of Siberians.
Of course, the regionalists were not the only ones interested in this issue. Many travelers, writers, and people simply passing through Siberia noticed differences between Siberians and Russians. But it was the regionalists who assembled a unified, holistic picture from scattered fragments.
This work describes the positions of the regionalists regarding the reasons and nature of the formation of a "regional type of Russian nationality" in Siberia. Additionally, based on an analysis of publications in the modern Siberian press, an attempt is made to understand whether the assumptions of the regionalists came true.
As the main reasons for the formation of the Siberian ethnos, the regionalists highlighted the following:
1. Special physico-geographical and natural-climatic factors. Among these, specifically: the severity of the climate, the combination of the "endless green sea" - the taiga - and coastal steppes. As a result, a special sense of territory and distance emerged.
2. The presence of a fairly large amount of Turkic and Mongoloid elements in Siberia. Consequently, miscegenation was inevitable, leading to a "lowering of the race."
3. The predominantly free-folk character of the colonization of Siberia: "Siberia was conquered and populated by the people; it was opened by Yermak and conquered by Cossacks. All major enterprises in its colonization were carried out by private individuals without government participation."
4. The absence of serfdom in Siberia, which led to the development of a sense of freedom among Siberians. Siberia came to be considered a free land.
5. Power in Siberia was exercised by appointed governors, which, due to a lack of control, acquired all possible negative qualities – bribery, embezzlement, nepotism, etc.
Under the influence of all these factors, a special Siberian ethnos emerged. The main traits of a Siberian, distinguishing them from a Russian, were as follows:
1. Strong health, but at the same time an absence of any outstanding features – such as great height or weight.
2. Change in physical appearance both as a result of miscegenation (the introduction of Mongoloid traits into the Slavic type, which became defining) and due to natural conditions. Moreover, the change in type usually occurred already in the first generation.
3. A certain "wildness," loss of roots of Russian culture, and consequently, a coarsening of the people.
4. The free, freedom-loving, and individualistic character of the Siberian, explained by the absence of serfdom and total control of the community.
5. At the same time, there is an extraordinary thirst for knowledge and a desire to be educated.
6. A rational rather than mystical mindset and character, explained, firstly, by the loss or forgetting of Russian folk traditions, and secondly, by the need to constantly solve pressing problems.
7. Siberians considered themselves the true Russians, while they looked upon newcomers from Russia with suspicion and doubted their national affiliation.
From all this, the regionalists concluded that in the future, it would be the Siberians who held the leading role. "The Russian people have laid new foundations here for the continuation of their life; if one imagines Siberia as populated in the future as European Russia is now, then one cannot help but think that the center of gravity of the Russian state must shift to it." Not striving for political separation from Russia, the regionalists pointed out the need to distinguish independent regions based on a "national-regional" principle. And Siberians were meant to play a leading role in transforming Russia into a federation.
About 150 years have passed since the conclusions of the regionalists. The state system changed twice; several generations have come and gone. What picture is observed now?
During this time, the Siberian ethnos has almost completely formed. One of its main traits remains openness to the influx of various ethnic elements, which occurred almost continuously. Nevertheless, the traits identified by the regionalists are largely preserved. Siberians still possess strong health; many have Mongoloid features in their appearance. A certain "wildness" combined with a thirst for knowledge has persisted. Rationalism and a sense of distrust toward newcomers have also remained. All this constancy is explained by the constancy of the conditions in which the ethnos lives. Physico-geographical and natural-climatic conditions change too slowly. The free character of settlement and development was combined with forced (deportations and resettlements in the USSR), but recently, all those forcibly resettled have returned to their homeland. Power is still exercised by people appointed from the center. So, how are the regionalists' predictions coming true?
In this regard, something surprising is happening – Siberians are becoming centralists. While maintaining the unique Siberian type, the actions of Siberians are directly opposite to the forecasts of the regionalists. This is evidenced by publications in "Krasnoyarsk Gazeta" and on the website "Siberian Eurasian Portal" (http://mirhosting.com/~evraziak/). "The people in the regions themselves, especially in Siberia, have felt the need for Union with a capital U. Our multinational, multiconfessional Motherland is tired of the small and large predators tearing it to pieces." At the same time, the idea of Siberia's special position (not only in Russia but also in the world) persists: "A more detailed-concrete and theoretically fundamental consideration of the problems of modern Siberian civilization occurs and will obviously occur as the industrial-economic and political potential—and accordingly, the significance of Siberia not only for Russia but for a broader modern reality—increases. This is most obvious given Siberia's reserves of oil, gas, nickel, rare and precious metals. Siberia is transforming from an economic region into, in Spengler's words, a Siberian civilization." Thus, one can speak of the emergence of a kind of pan-Siberianism, the main idea of which is the unification of Russia under the leadership of Siberia.
In conclusion, a conclusion can be drawn. In terms of ethnic type characteristics, the 21st-century Siberian and the 19th-century Siberian have much in common. However, the conclusions made by the regionalists are only half justified. Siberians indeed strive to play a leading role in Russia, but their energy is directed not toward creating a federation, but toward restoring a "single and indivisible" state, but under the leadership of Siberia.

See Sesyunina M. G. G. N. Potanin and N. M. Yadrintsev – Ideologues of Siberian Regionalism. Tomsk 1974 and Shilovsky M. V. Siberian Regionalists in the Socio-Political Movement in the late 50s – 60s of the 19th century. Novosibirsk 1989
Shilovsky M. V. Socio-Political Movement in Siberia in the second half of the 19th – beginning of the 20th century. Regionalists. Novosibirsk 1995, p. 33
Potanin G. N. Notes on Western Siberia // Russkoye Slovo. 1860. No. 9, p. 196
See Yadrintsev N. M. Siberia as a Colony vol.1. Tyumen 2000
Potanin G. N. Notes on Western Siberia // Russkoye Slovo. 1860. No. 9., p. 196
Kalachkov P.V. "Eurasian Union" builds a new space // "Krasnoyarsk Gazeta", No.30 (1401), April 22, 2005
Kolmakov V.Yu. Siberia – Eurasia // http://mirhosting.com/~evraziak/?q=node/88
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Maybe someone would like to read this.
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And here is my essay on ethnology, after which my collaboration with my academic supervisor began:
Russian power shall grow
through Siberia.
M. V. Lomonosov

You have sucked from us
For too long,
The time has come – to give back.
D. A. Revyakin (Kalinov Most band)

1. An excursion into history.
The settlement of Siberia began quite late. The population density here was low. The first tribes did not strive to create a single state. The Turks made the first attempt at unification. The Mongols followed. Two hordes were created on the territory of Siberia: the White – along the Irtysh, and the Blue – from Tyumen to the Aral Sea. The White same existed for a short time. The Blue lasted longer, but after Tokhtamysh left with his best warriors for the Golden Horde, it began to die. The last Chinggisid, ruler of the Siberian horde, was Khan Kuchum. During his reign, Russia gained strength and began to encroach upon Siberia.
In 1582, Yermak's campaign into Siberia took place, which marked the beginning of its annexation to Russia. In 1584, reinforcements sent by the Tsar joined his detachment. From that moment on, the process of Siberia's annexation to Russia became irreversible.
The second half of the 16th century was the peak of the new Russian ethnos. According to L. N. Gumilev, this moment occurs 300-350 years after the birth of an ethnos. The birth of the Russian ethnos occurred at the beginning of the 13th century; therefore, everything fits the scheme. In the 16th century, the Russian ethnos entered the acmatic phase of ethnogenesis, the most active and bloodiest. A stormy expansion occurs both to the east, west, and south. Fragments of the Golden Horde – the Kazan and Astrakhan khanates – are annexed. But the largest annexation for Russia in all its history was the conquest of Siberia – a territory from the Urals to the Pacific Ocean, exceeding the European part in area.
Initially, the most active, passionary people were sent to Siberia. They were drawn by new lands and did not fear difficulties; they were ready for them. Mostly these were Cossacks and Streltsy, professional warriors. Later, peasants longing for freedom joined them (serfdom never operated in Siberia). Naturally, they mixed with the local population, as well as previous conquerors – the Tatars. Thus, first a new sub-ethnos was formed, and then an ethnos – Siberians within the Russian super-ethnos. This ethnos combined many ethnic substrates within itself, but the Siberians themselves considered themselves one. Thus occurred the increase of Russia's territory and ethnic diversity.
Initially, Siberians were the most passionary ethnos within the Russian super-ethnos. This is because it included the state's most energetic people – Cossacks and Streltsy. But gradually the passionary gene pool was scattered over a vast territory, and the level of passionarity significantly decreased. After only two centuries, the appearance of Siberians changed substantially. From brave explorers and conquerors, they turned into simple philistines, striving for nothing except a measured life.
But in the 19th century, the tsarist government began to exile Decembrists to Siberia, and later revolutionaries. These were very passionary people, and with their appearance, the Siberian ethnos received a own very large influx of energy. But this did not manifest immediately, and for some time the situation remained unchanged. Although even then the Siberian ethnos ceased to be monolithic and differed noticeably from the descendants of the same Siberian trailblazers.
A certain homeostasis (equilibrium) existed roughly until the end of the 19th century. And at the beginning of the 20th century, the situation changed. Siberians regained the energy they had 400 years ago and became ready for new achievements. The energy sought an outlet, and an outlet was given. In 1904, the Russo-Japanese War began, which would be more correctly called the Japanese-Siberian war, because only Siberians fought on Russia's side. They were able to put up a worthy resistance and could have even won if not for the betrayal of the command and government, consisting only of Russians. The war was lost, and Siberians suffered significant losses – about 80 thousand killed, with total losses around 200 thousand. Thus, for the first time in several hundred years, Siberians asserted themselves.
But this was only the beginning. In 1914, the First World War began. And again, Siberians fought for Russia. Siberian regiments, as the most steadfast, were always thrown into the most dangerous places. And although total losses for Russia in that war were not high, for the less populated Siberia they were very palpable.
Then came the revolution and the civil war. Again, Siberians participate in battles. The whole country suffered heavy losses then, but for Siberia they were even more painful.
Then there were Stalin's repressions and exiles. Thanks to the exiles, Siberia partially restored its population. The passionary gene pool was also restored, as the most active part of the regions was exiled, and the number of energetic people grew again. But these were no longer the Siberians who entered the 20th century. This was a new ethnos, consisting of those Siberians and new exiles. This moment can be considered the formation of a new Siberian ethnos, unlike the previous one.
But then the Great Patriotic War began, which turned into a catastrophe for all of Russia and particularly for sparsely populated Siberia. Siberians were again thrown into the most dangerous sectors, and they died in large numbers. Siberians defended Moscow and received nothing for their feats. Siberia restored its population but lost passionarity once more.
And finally, quite recently, during the collapse of the Soviet Union, a new milestone began in the ethnic history of Siberia. It is difficult to live in Siberia, and therefore a mass outflow of sub-passionaries from Siberia abroad and to the European part of Russia began. Conversely, the most active part of the citizens of the former Union rushed to Siberia for a large number of jobs. This process continues to this day – sub-passionaries leave, while passionaries arrive, and consequently, the passionary level of Siberia is growing again.

2. Does Siberia need Russia?
From the very moment of Siberia's annexation to Russia, it has been used as a colony. Local tribes were burdened with tribute, and conquerors received the right to collect it. The only leniency for Siberia was the absence of serfdom, a forced measure related to vast territories and low population density. At that time, no one yet thought about Siberia's minerals. It was used as a penal colony for exiles and as a supplier of timber and furs.
But at the end of the 19th – beginning of the 20th centuries, mineral development began. By the present time, this process has reached a catastrophic scale. The European part of Russia produces almost nothing and lives by plundering Siberia. Oil, coal, iron, diamonds, and much more are exported from here. If we proceed based on market laws, one must pay for these resources. In real life, however, it is not that simple. Resources are mostly exported to Europe, and the resulting profit mainly settles in the European part of the country. Only miserable crumbs reach Siberia, but even those mostly do not reach the direct producers, remaining instead in the pockets of the Russian leadership appointed from the European part of the country. Therefore, the average salary in the European part far exceeds the Siberian average, although the cost of living here is higher because conditions are harsher.
From the above, it is evident that Siberia is used by Russia as a colony, a raw material appendage. And this is all despite the proclaimed equality of all ethnic groups in the country. Siberians are viewed as inferior people whose lot is to feed Russians. Russia buys the most talented Siberians and leaves the rest for Siberia.
Furthermore, Russia pursues a conscious policy of eradicating Siberian ethnic self-awareness. Words are heard from everywhere: "We are one nation! We are Russians! Down with regional separatism!" These words destroy in the young generation the awareness that they are Siberians, unlike Russians. And most current teenagers do not consider themselves Siberians, but consider themselves Russians.
Despite the proclaimed principle of the right of ethnoi to self-determination, Russia does not even think of observing it. An example is the ongoing war in Chechnya. Russians cannot understand that their ethnic rhythm does not coincide with the Chechen one and never will. The same goes for Siberia. Russia does not want to understand that Siberians are not Russians. But as soon as this subject is raised, accusations of unpatrioticism, separatism, and nationalism begin. Yes, I am not a patriot of Russia; I am a patriot of Siberia, and I am proud of it. But I understand that if Siberia wants freedom, the Chechen scenario will repeat itself. And just as Russia now fights for Chechen oil, covering itself with the slogan of preserving the territorial integrity of the country, so too it will fight for Siberian riches, covering itself with the same slogan. But Siberia is not Chechnya; here there are vast expanses for guerrilla warfare, and it will not be easy for Russians to win here.
Lomonosov was right when he said: "Russian power shall grow through Siberia." Russia indeed grows rich from Siberian wealth. And only miserable crumbs remain for Siberia itself. And I consider myself entitled to say: "Siberian riches shall diminish by Russia." But these riches play a double role – they destroy both Siberia and Russia. Siberia because it is ruthlessly exploited. Siberian resources are extracted through the labor of Siberians, which are then sent to Russia. Siberia grows poorer and poorer. But these riches also destroy Russia. It becomes accustomed to living at others' expense, producing nothing and only consuming. The Russian ethnos grows fat and degenerates.
In this regard, I will allow myself to contradict L. N. Gumilev. According to his theory, the Russian ethnos should currently be in the inertial phase of its ethnogenesis. But from my point of view, everything indicates that the Russian ethnos is in the same obscuration phase. I can make such an assumption based on the Russians' attitude toward nature – ruthless exploitation; toward education – increasing its cost and preventing large layers of the population from accessing it; toward culture – mostly compilations. Such acceleration of the ethnic process is linked, in my opinion, to the increased speed of people's movement (the gene pool of ethnoi) and information exchange (it is easier to propagate new ideas). In connection with this, I believe that the Siberian ethnos, born at the end of the 19th century, is now entering the peak of its power – the acmatic phase.
From all the above, I can draw only one conclusion – Siberia needs Russia, not vice versa. Siberia is fully capable of providing for itself, but Russia is not. Therefore, Russia will cling to and exploit Siberia until the very end. And I, as a patriot of Siberia, am against this.

3. Siberia or China.
According to L. N. Gumilev, the Eurasian continent was unified three times over a historically observable period: first by the Turks, second by the Mongols, and third by the Russians.
Currently, Russia has lost its passionarity, and with it the ability to unify the continent. The Japanese, Chinese, and Siberians now claim the place of hegemon.
The Japanese ethnos is fully capable of taking control of all the Far Eastern territory of Russia. Even now they economically control this region. And in the near future, they will be able to control it ethnically as well, gradually displacing Russians from this territory. But most likely the Japanese will limit themselves to Primorye and leave the rest of Siberia to the Chinese.
The Chinese, throughout their entire history, have viewed all territory up to the Urals as a continuation of their country. And they have not renounced this until now. Unable to subdue Siberia politically, they subdue it economically and ethnically. Cheap Chinese goods have flooded all markets from Kamchatka to the Urals. Cheap labor from China is already widely used in the territory of Siberia. The number of legal and illegal immigrants already exceeds all previous assumptions. Chinese gang groups have put border territories under control. In the near future, the number of Chinese will equal the number of Siberians. But it is unlikely that this will be the limit. China will continue the "colonization" of Siberia. And soon Siberia will not be a part of Russia, but a Chinese province. Perhaps formally this territory will be considered Russian, but factually it will be a continuation of China, with a Chinese ethnic majority.
But there is one more option – the Siberian one. Younger than the Russian, the Siberian ethnos can continue Russian history. The Eurasian continent will be unified under the power of Siberians. Let the country formally be called Russia and its inhabitants Russians. Let the capital remain in Moscow. But now Siberia will be used not as a colony, but as a metropolis. Both production and consumption will be concentrated in Siberia. There will be an influx of new working hands from the European part of the country to Siberia. The produced product will be distributed according to the labor invested in it. Power in the country will pass into the hands of younger Siberians. A harsh national policy will be conducted, up to the forced expulsion of all illegal immigrants.
But this is only my forecast, and reality looks quite different. Most likely Siberia will be divided into Japanese and Chinese spheres of influence, and Russia's power will be purely nominal. Therefore, Russia should pose the question not as Russia or Siberia, but as Siberia or China.
A side question arises: "Why don't incoming Chinese assimilate and become Siberians, as happened with peoples during Stalin's exiles?" To this question I can give such an answer:
1) The rhythms of the Chinese super-ethnos and the Siberian ethnos do not coincide. Therefore, they will never be able to get along with the Chinese as they were able to get along with small Siberian peoples.
2) China's culture is too original and unlike the Siberian one. The Chinese will never trade their culture for another. Therefore, they will always stand out among other ethnoi.
3) The Chinese government has always desired to subdue Siberia; therefore, it supports the Chinese diaspora, helping it preserve its originality and distinctiveness.
Thus, I believe that the Chinese will never become Siberians, and in this lies a direct threat to the Siberian ethnos. Since in the near future the number of Chinese will exceed the number of Siberians, they will simply swallow the small number of Siberians. And Siberians will end up in the position of Uyghurs and Tibetans in China, who live on their land as disenfranchised ethnic minorities.
But Russia does not want to understand this, and its policy leads to the extinction of the Russian ethnos and the death of the Siberian one.

4. Conclusion.
I consider myself a Siberian and strive for the greatness of Siberia. But currently, Russia is conducting a clearly expressed anti-Siberian policy. Russia does not wish to understand that Siberians are a separate ethnos that requires proper respect. But I hope that soon Siberians will realize themselves as a single ethnos and take what belongs to them by right. And to the question: "Who are you?", I proudly answer: "I am a Siberian!"
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an interesting essay, I agree with you on many points...
I urge EVERYONE not to be lazy and read it!
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The first question my research supervisor asked me after reading this essay was: "Do you believe in God?" I replied that, in principle, yes. The second remark from my research supervisor was simply devastating: "Alright, I'll ask directly. Are you a Nazi?" I replied that absolutely not. And the third remark: "Good. Then we can work together."
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Regarding the second question... it's quite evident in your work... ;)

P.S. I definitely didn't mean to offend anyone. :smile15:
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Yes, everything is fine. I am often considered a nationalist. I am, in fact, a national Bolshevik in my views. And also a federalist. Well, and that's it...
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I'm writing a book:smile14:. Yes, it's true. But because of my young age, no one takes it seriously:smile05:. But that's just for now:cool:. That's how it is.

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