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I didn't know she was a child!

I see you have experience in flattering before a potential partner. !

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I read somewhere that this is what you should say if they accuse you of being a "CP" (child predator).

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I'm not talking about BD, but about Haven.

But I didn't send you any Haven units. Neither dressed nor undressed :3

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Only once did I do a cosplay in Skype for everyone. With a naked one :D I don't remember if you were there or not.

No, I didn't download it.

Well, if that’s the case, I don’t know what kind of “good” thing I suggested to you.

How about we beat up Klov, huh?

Let's go!
Let's go look for the clovers.
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Listen, I can't find them anywhere. Not under the table, not under the chair, not under the pillow, and not inside it. There are no clovers in the Nesquik cup!
Okay, I'll go make a new cup of Nesquik, maybe there will be a clover in it.

I'm planning to do that, yes. And yesterday, I bought a Kinder egg! The chocolate was tasty, but there wasn't much, and the toy was just okay. I thought to myself and decided that I wouldn't waste 40 rubles on this stuff anymore.

Yes, I did the same a couple of months ago and thought the same thing.

I think like KLOV!

I like the emblem and everything.

what is this? execution of pedophiles?

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and I don't really like it.

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I think like a CLOWN!

Soon you will start to like lolis and metal.

I'd rather kill myself.

Yes, Klov also adheres to such pessimistic views.

Nebok even wanted to beat me up when I posted a short story about kitten violence from some imageboard. I still remember your cute battle charts, guys ^_^

Since you think like Klov and you like these things, you should have killed yourself already.

It should have been, but you forget that a clov's willpower is infinitely less than its instinct for self-preservation.