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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#48407
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Can you forge a flamberge?
I can not only forge it, but also enchant it.

Not always, sometimes.
You can buy it at the alchemical market or ask any alchemist to brew it.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48408
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No. There’s no need to enchant it. Just forge it. From Damascus steel. Or, well, from Wootz steel.
Hang it on the wall.
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#48409
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I remember once asking an alchemist to brew a potion...

Be strong. Believe
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#48411
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Are you an alchemist? :)
Ah, it's a pity that the Inquisition was disbanded. Some Torquemada would be very interested in our conversation:D
#48413
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That's right – they can't burn us at the stake. They should send us to the front lines.
And the alchemists – they should be roasted on a spit.
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#48414
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No. No need to enchant it. Just forge it. From Damascus steel. Or maybe from Wootz steel.
Hang it on the wall.
Just wanted to warn you that I don't do gemstone inlays, and I require payment upfront.
Are you an alchemist?
Of course not! That's a woman's profession!
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48415
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What about a loan?
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#48416
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Only if a kidney is offered as collateral.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48417
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My kidney is as precious to me as a memory. I can’t put it up as collateral. Maybe I can offer something else as collateral?
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#48418
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Well, you could use it as collateral, as an option.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48419
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Thought. Actually, I prefer to spill drinks down my collar rather than neatly tuck them in, but this will do.
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#48420
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You’ll have to deal with the consequences later.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.