Мафия 45. League of Legends

Oh, guys, check this out, besides the caravans, I also have two more sets, I'll post them here now!

JAAAAAAACK! Where are you?!

Yes! Jack, where are you?! Come here, you'll be hanging me!

Especially for Nebki.
Warwick BEAR GRYLLS EDITION

or even better, come up with your own.

PLEASE POST YOUR NICKNAMES IN THE THREAD, LET'S ADD EACH OTHER AS FRIENDS AND PLAY A FEW GAMES TOGETHER, OKAY?)))

Nah, forget that LoL, I only like Annie and the gnome with the cannon in that game. Let's play Heroes of Might and Magic or Dofus instead :)

Oh, come on, that was sarcasm.

Heimerdinger

Lunx, it seems like at the beginning, you only fight with a small selection of basic heroes for each week. A short list. Unless you bought them.

Let's get started.

Excellent. We have a full set of players, and everything will be ready by evening. I was thinking about something. Since some people have become interested in League of Legends, I feel responsible for it, and I should say a few words. So, here it is. You can play League of Legends in only two ways. It's almost like playing Mafia. You can play for the sake of the process itself. Admire the coolness of the heroes, fawn over the girls in the pictures, and so on. Or you can play to win. The first option mainly implies an indirect attitude towards the unspoken rules of the game and a lot of "lols" and self-amusement. Few of these players can demonstrate: good gameplay, decent dedication, teamwork, and other real gaming skills. Usually, these people are losers and idiots who can't do anything and don't want to learn, who constantly fail and get carried, sabotage their teammates, squawk in the team chat, rage quit, and so on. These are disgusting freaks that you want to kill with their own keyboard for ruining games for people with their presence in over 200+ games. But playing to win is something completely different. You pick a champion for the sake of the team, you give 110% for the win, you are completely immersed in the process - no nonsense and other crap. Playing to win is an art. When you run at five enemy heroes to save your teammate from being surrounded, even at the cost of your own life - that's art. When you notice that three rats are going to gank the top lane, where an engrossed Mordekaiser is pushing, you eliminate your mid-lane opponent with one quick, adrenaline-fueled ability in 5 seconds, signal on the minimap, shout in the team chat "Quickly to top!", and rush there like crazy, and during the retreat of a half-dead Mordekaiser under enemy heroes, a slowing pillar suddenly appears, and a Tründle runs out of the bushes and immediately forces the enemy carry to panic and use Flash, and you, as Kassadin, teleport to that carry and tear apart his stunned body with one shot, and after such a thing, the enemies surrender and write in the all-chat "GG" - that's art, damn it, that's playing to win! When, after a one-hour match and intense struggle, you want to hug all your teammates, even if there's a Russian among them who was spamming the all-chat with profanity - that's playing to win. In single-player and against bots, you can do whatever you want, but if you come to play with people, then do your best, learn, and do your best. DEMACIAAAAAAAAAA!!!

or maybe we can assign roles now? Why drag it out until evening?

Added 5 minutes later
I mean, if we send them out now, people will confirm them sometime in the evening. And then we can start.

When you rush five enemies to save your teammate from being surrounded, even at the cost of your own life, that's an art.

In half of the cases, it's just noob behavior, especially if you're playing a carry yourself. :)
But overall, when there's strong teamwork, whether in League of Legends or Dota, the experience is unforgettable.

I'm saying that if we send them out now, people will confirm them sometime in the evening. And that will be the start.

Yeah, they'll confirm them.

You pick a champ for the sake of the team, you give 110% out of 100 for the victory, you are fully immersed in the process — no nonsense or other crap.

You pick Shen into a ranged team because they're physical and magic DD, they need to be covered. You honestly try to aggro as many enemies as possible or wait in the bushes to fly out exactly at the right moment to initiate the fight, you use your ult on some dead guy, you squeeze every last drop out of yourself... And this crowd of idiots runs one by one into the entire enemy team, they dive in themselves while the tank is lying in ambush and they die, and when you fly in and aggro everyone, they decide to hit minions on the other flank, even though only half a screen separates them from you. And having somehow managed an ACE under the enemy base at the cost of your death, they scatter to jungle instead of taking down the tower with the inhibitor. Yeah, super experience...

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