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You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a... "Vampire."
In the villagers' minds, a "vampire" loves to suck the blood of young, innocent girls. The fact that you are a representative of an intelligent race (albeit with a rather poor sense of humor) doesn't bother them. So, is it worth pretending to be a bloodsucker? You might even end up getting an aspen stake!
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stupidity....


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You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a... "Ghoul".
In the villagers' minds, a "ghoul" is a huge, fanged, and flesh-eating wolf. The fact that they call you a ghoul doesn't necessarily mean that you are one. Maybe you're a big stray dog, maybe you're a gypsy, maybe you're a werewolf – or maybe you're just a regular hungry, lonely wolf, or simply a magic practitioner who decided to howl at the moon a bit.
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Strange, I thought they would make me a dragon...:rolleyes:
Бог есть любовь
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You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a... "Vampire"
In the villagers' minds, a "vampire" loves to suck the blood of young, innocent girls. The fact that you are a representative of an intelligent race (albeit with a rather twisted sense of humor) doesn't bother them. So, is it worth putting on such a show as a bloodsucker? You might even end up getting an aspen stake!
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Cool test!
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Maybe it's not very original, but I'm a wamper again. A good test!
I've got a hole in my pocket!
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You'll be surprised to learn what the villagers would think of you... A Dragon!
Even the villagers wouldn't make a mistake: you are undoubtedly a dragon. You hoard your treasures, love to fly, and are extraordinarily beautiful.
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You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a... "Vampire"
In the villagers' minds, a "vampire" loves to suck the blood of young, innocent girls. The fact that you are a representative of an intelligent race (albeit with a rather twisted sense of humor) doesn't bother them. So, is it worth putting on such a show as a bloodsucker? You might even end up getting an aspen stake!
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but I really wanted to be a Lich! Oh well! :(
Я лишь с теми, кто ищет истину...
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Wow...:eek: :smile30:
You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a... "Vampire."
In the villagers' minds, a "vampire" loves to suck the blood of young, innocent girls. The fact that you are a representative of an intelligent race (albeit with a rather poor sense of humor) doesn't bother them. So, is it worth pretending to be a bloodsucker? You might even end up getting an aspen stake!
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Сила Тьмы - в бессилии света.
Нет невежества - есть Знание
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Looks like everyone here is a Warlock. I am one too, by the way.
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You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a...
In the villagers' minds, a "vurdalak" is a huge, fanged, and flesh-eating wolf. Just because they call you a vurdalak doesn't necessarily mean you are one. Maybe you're a big stray dog, maybe you're a gypsy, maybe you're a werewolf – or maybe you're just a normal hungry lonely wolfor just a magic practitioner who decided to howl at the moon a little.

What's underlined applies more to me...
Not everyone is a vampire yet... There are still wolves in the world... I'm a werewolf!
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...
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I passed the test, didn't kick anyone or swear, and yet they called me a "Womper"! :smile24: What can I say? You can't escape fate! I still dress like a vampire, all in black, but instead of a sword, I have a black mobile phone.:smile01:
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You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a... "Ghoul".
In the villagers' minds, a "ghoul" is a huge, fanged, and flesh-eating wolf. The fact that they call you a ghoul doesn't necessarily mean you are one. Maybe you're a big stray dog, maybe you're a gypsy, maybe you're a werewolf – or maybe you're just a regular hungry, lonely wolf, or simply a magic practitioner who decided to howl at the moon a little.
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ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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I never would have guessed that I look in the mirror every day and see... not a person, but a ghoul! So, that's what you look like.
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You'll be surprised to learn that the peasants would consider you a... "Walking Corpse."
In the peasants' minds, a "Walking Corpse" loves to eat the legs of young maidens. You are a representative of an unintelligent race. So, is it worth pretending to be a Walking Corpse? You might just get whacked on the head with a shovel!
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A quote from the above.
You might just get whacked on the head with a shovel!
So what?
Fall off? Well, so what?
I'll crawl under the fence and into the cemetery...
There's a huge selection of heads there :)
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You'll be surprised to learn that the villagers would consider you a... "Ghoul".
In the villagers' minds, a "ghoul" is a huge, fanged, and flesh-eating wolf. The fact that they call you a ghoul doesn't necessarily mean you are one. Maybe you're a big stray dog, maybe you're a gypsy, maybe you're a werewolf – or maybe you're just a regular hungry, lonely wolf, or simply a magic practitioner who decided to howl at the moon a little.
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