Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

He talks about himself in the third person; he's completely lost it! He's already eaten a lot.

Added 5 minutes later
He had lunch in the corridor already!

What do you need, Wolf?

A strange question, as it prompted the person who received it to ask the same question.

What’s so strange about that? Maybe I’m a goldfish?

Do you grant wishes?

Yes, for badges.

One database – one wish?

One hundred

Deal. So, here's my wish: give me 400 Battle Dudes and three free wishes.

Free wishes only exist in fairy tales. But I need to pay with in-game currency. Okay, 4 Bad Dreams for starters.

4? You can shove that 4 where the sun doesn't shine, you little fish! I need 400!

Yeah, sure. Go ahead and look for that diamond fish yourself.

Alright, everyone, Wolf owes me 100 gold.

Added 46 minutes later
Has anyone played EverQuest? I have a licensed copy lying around, still unopened.

Wolf, you've been on Heroes of Might and Magic forums for years, and yet you're still getting outplayed by players who use basic strategies. Be a man and vote for Putin! *heartbroken face*

Archie, yes, this is terrible! The couch is no longer as comfortable as it used to be. Someone needs to sell their apartment and give me the money so I can fix this problem! Surely there are still some decent people left here?

Vokl oldfak. Help the person, please.

an old-timer, but not an elite player.