Posts from Dreams. Auto-translated

So, I got an iPhone, and I don't even know why I need it. I turn it on, and there's menu exploration. Everything I'm going to write below is what's happening in the iPhone, lol (the iPhone itself doesn't really matter in the dream). The exploration happens in a loop. I walk around (a small castle? a hill? an outpost? some other unclear structure?), and the first thing I see is a tank. So, I approach it, get in, and some enemy appears, and after a while, I die. The enemy was a girl, and I don't know what she did, she hadn't even shot yet. But I drove the tank and died. I started over. I went back to the tank – it's all the same. "Stupid, buggy iPhone," I thought. I went in another direction. I found some weapons (some assault rifle and some other automatic weapon) and went to shoot the girl. But she killed me, lol. I started over again. There were also different animals and other NPCs there. I approach these things, which were considered animals (there were two Ents grazing near what looked like a lake), and I press the letter F (suddenly, there's a keyboard) – I pressed the same letter when I got into the tank. Nothing happens. The Ent killed me right away. "Oh, these buggy Apple phones! >_<" After respawning, I went to the Ents again. On the third try, I managed to ride the Ent. Well, that is, my 'hero' remained standing there lifelessly, and I started playing as the Ent. In Gothic, you can do this in Marvin mode – you approach, press the letter O, and you move into any NPC, the previous body remains standing in place (if it's the hero or some NPCs created with cheats) or returns to its place and continues to live there, doing its things. So, I moved into a tree and started hitting the other one. At some point, the Ents suddenly turned into fire lizards from the same Gothic. (And the Ents themselves looked like the early ones from Heroes of Might and Magic 5, which can still be returned with a mod. I don't like them). Well, and imagine, I even lost there; the second lizard killed me. But at the same time, it said that I got +500 experience and leveled up – I attributed it all to another iPhone bug. After respawning, I went back to the tank, got in. (By the way, the tank also looked like the one from Heroes of Might and Magic 5, which is an Easter egg). This time, I didn't die right away, or rather, I did die, but not immediately. I drove and somehow managed to flip the tank over. But not yet, I didn't die! Automatically ejected from the tank, I ran away from it because it exploded (just like in GTA, if you flip a car, it will definitely explode). And then that angry girl appeared again and started shooting at me. With a rocket launcher. And I have an assault rifle and that other automatic weapon again. (In my dream, I just called them that, one weapon this way, and the other that way). Somehow, I know that it's better to kill her with the assault rifle – I switched weapons and started shooting. She was shooting with rockets, and I was dodging. But at the same time, she still wouldn't die, no matter what -_- it was a complete mess; we were shooting at each other for a very long time. As a result, she started hitting with her rocket launcher, left me with one HP, approached, and killed me with a kick, lol. I respawned somewhere else. On the loading screen, there were vague silhouettes of some room, but I immediately recognized them – it was a place from Gothic. When the loading was over, these silhouettes simply stopped being just silhouettes, and I found myself in that room. I don't remember what was there, but when I died there too, again silhouettes, but different ones – also a place from Gothic. But this time, I couldn't say exactly what it was, where it was (because, in reality, there is no such place; it was just a dream, and I thought I recognized it). It was a house with at least two rooms. In the first room, where I was, there were many weapons leaning against the wall. I looked into the second room – there, some girl (I knew her name was Sarah) was being sacrificed to something. Her body was lying on an altar (the altar was right in the room), there was a lot of blood and knives in her body. Also, in real Gothic, there is a girl named Sarah, but nothing like that happened to her. But I didn't go there yet; I decided to explore the first room, collect the weapons. And when I approached them, so that the name of the item would appear on top, it was written not "Sword," "Yatagan," etc., but "Looks like a sword," "Looks like a yatagan," etc. I collected all the weapons; there were also several staves (they reminded me of Oblivion). And then... that's it. I didn't dream anything else. But I thought about this: forget about all these iPhone bugs, but how great it is to have such a nostalgic device where you go into the menu and end up in Gothic. And it's just interesting to walk around there.

I was playing SCP-087 before going to bed, and I dreamt about that damn staircase :O

I had a dream that I was walking down the street next to a house (maybe taking out the trash), and then this huge bumblebee flew up and started flying around me and other people. Everyone was swatting at it. In winter, the bumblebee flew in, so it must want to bite us.

Yes, I also had a dream about mutant bees.

I had a regular bumblebee. Just a big one for a bumblebee. Not a giant, not a mutant, just a little bigger than most bumblebees.

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Basically, I encountered a large specimen.

I had a regular Gloom Wolf. Just a big one for a Gloom Wolf. Not a giant, not a mutant, just a little bigger than usual.
Basically, I encountered a large specimen.

Were you bothering me and other people by walking around?

Yes.

I don't know what I dreamed about today, but it seems like it even involved a loli.

So, there's a crowd of people, and on stage, in front of them, people are being killed. A girl comes out – well, she looks like a little girl (different girls come out, it's not the same one each time) – and executes a person with some kind of cold weapon. The person is an adult man, and each man is somehow connected to the girl who is executing him (they know each other, maybe they even love each other). So, one girl comes out, unties her man (they were tied up there, either lying down or standing, I don't know), frees him, and then stabs him in the stomach with a sword (or whatever weapon she has) and starts ripping out his insides.
I felt a bit awkward, like, what if someone drags me there now and kills me in the same agonizing way. Although, no one should.
I just had a thought, maybe it was some kind of execution of pedophiles, and the girls were taking revenge for the loss of their virginity or something else?)
And I also farted, lol, when they were ripping out the guy's insides. I just really needed to, so I waited for the moment when they started killing the man (he was going to shit himself from fear anyway).

I was playing Heroes of Might and Magic with bots. I created two of them: a masterful one and an inhuman one (6/8 and 7/8). The inhuman one turned out to be a real tough bot, like a boss. And it was a girl. So, we were running around, shooting, and this girl was killing everyone except me – we just rarely met, so she got 18 kills on the other bot, while we each got about one kill.

And then the fun began. We met somewhere and started a long shootout, and neither of us could kill the other. During this battle, I collected three health packs +100 HP (what kind of crazy map is this?). And then we faced each other. She was coming at me, pushing, pressing, and I was going backward and doing something. Then I started throwing stones at her! I don't know why, but it seemed like I could and should. But she defended herself – she put up a block in the form of a hand giving the middle finger. I was like, what the heck, a bot is showing me the middle finger and playing with me like a cat with a mouse (she could have just shot me from a distance, but no, she wants to crush me like this). At the same time, neither of us had a shield gun, but we seemed to have some kind of yatagans. And she looked like a cute anime girl. Also, she was initially all in black and changed her clothes after each respawn. This time, she was wearing some fluffy, kawaii dress.

In general, she was pressing me, I got tired of it, and I kicked her in the leg, literally. She was immediately shocked, fell, and I started finishing her off. My yatagan suddenly turned into a hammer – I started smashing her. No, there was no dismemberment – it turned out she was a robot. And a very heavily armored robot. But I still broke her torso and, apparently, her head (or maybe not, but I definitely broke her neck). And the second bot was standing nearby all this time and watching with interest, lol. That's what happened.


Then I played with Amka and someone else, maybe Vissi. I somehow shot them so that I wounded both of them, they lay down next to each other and didn't die => they couldn't respawn. And they couldn't move. And I sat next to them and laughed. But then Amka took a pistol and wanted to shoot me, but I quickly reacted and dodged (I twisted his arm). But the second time, he somehow managed to put me in a position where I couldn't escape, and he would have killed me, but the pistol suddenly ran out of ammo. After that, I wanted to finish him off with my pistol, but I also ran out of ammo. I took some other weapon (some kind of boring rifle, lol) and wanted to shoot him too, but it was malfunctioning and didn't want to shoot properly.
I still don't know if I killed them or not

Are you talking about this game?

stupid map

Ranting from a noob and a lol.

I don't like rushing in and attacking right away. That's why I die less and kill fewer enemies.

I remember, I got disconnected back then and rejoined the game near the end with my frag count reset, so don't talk to me like that.