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Composed this in my spare time, what do you think?

Farewell, plural, mirror at the end of summer,
for someone, like a god, let them smell of you,
hooray, unfinished tasks are burning – a home striptease in Satanville,
such a tender clownade in a prom dress.

You can't read books. People under 30 are just…

Where's the rhyme?

The point is not in the rhyme, but in the conveyed feelings and meaning.

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You only have one thing on your mind! I was inspired by the works of Pavel Janík.

You just copy-pasted them. You should have figured it out right away.

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Yes, something else has caught my attention lately. Everyone on the forum keeps talking about "elites." But who should be considered an elite? I'm just a newbie, I don't know much, so tell me, who are the elites, who are the zam players, and who are just scammers?

Those who play with ponies are elite.

Sort by date and activity.

And if they're not active, does that mean they're not elite? A couple of players stopped by the other day, I don't know them, but maybe you do: Alexghost and some guy named Eugene (I don't remember his nickname). They seem like veterans, they have a lot of Battle.net experience, are they elite?

That's what I'm asking. Maybe we should create special badges for the elite players?

The database is quite large.

It's just as large as yours.

No, these are old-timers/veterans. The elite only exists in World of Warcraft :3 although maybe there's an elite in other sections, lol.

I just had this happen to me.
We have a weird changing room by our pool, at least the men's one: it's arranged so that when you come out from behind the lockers to go to the shower, you walk right past the entrance door. And some weirdos constantly leave it wide open.
So, as you can guess, I was caught naked lol. But the point isn't that, but that it was a loli. She's standing there in front of her changing room (the door to which is also wide open) and looking into the men's changing room, she's completely out of it. So I walk out, and I'm like, "lol." I tried to cover myself with a washcloth on the go, but it didn't help much, and it was too late anyway. And then I hear a loud, almost piercing, squeaky girl's laugh (she probably ran back to her changing room). Now I just have to find her and punish her for her audacity :3
She was probably around 14 years old (not that small of a loli) or a little younger. They're already sometimes such depraved girls at that age, and I really don't like that -_- (but I'm not saying that this one was like that).

Now I simply have to find her and punish her for her audacity :3

And if she was someone's sister, don't be surprised if they beat your face in!

I even felt like going for a swim in the pool!

For the lolis?

And if it was someone's sister, don't be surprised if they punch your face!

You can put up with that :D

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I'm doing fine, but the rest of the body... well, you understand, a skinny guy with a deformed chest, a skeleton.

It's boring to go to the pool alone. As is the case with any other sports activity.

skeleton

white or black?

a shrill, almost piercing, high-pitched girl's laugh

well, you know, a weakling with a deformed chest, a skeleton

She should have been scared and cried; you're not telling me everything.