Test. What kind of Undead are you? — Tests

Draco_Lich

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Lich.

You are the greatest of all the great. The most powerful of the restless, who willingly became so – immortal and inhuman. You are incapable of love, feelings, or attachment. Only power and might attract you; and also a love for magic – the force that gave you the opportunity to become what you are. You are practically invincible, and to defeat you, powerful groups of heroes go through a journey from childhood to maturity – and even then, it doesn't always end successfully. And also, you are terribly, mortally lonely. Because this cannot be bought with money or overcome with magic. You will remain that way forever – powerful and alone. Until you perish, or until you conquer the world.

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Predictable, but amusing.

Леля

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Vampire.

You are the embodiment of power and elegance. A handsome fellow who outlived Lenin and even KimerSen, smoked with Che Guevara, and drank with Madame de Pompadour. What more can be added to your brilliant social and political career? Perhaps… fourteen thousand nine hundred and eighty-seven people whose life force you drained as a snack… Well… MAGGI GARLIC BROTH IS COMING FOR YOU! It’s only a matter of time!

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Eric Wynn

19 years ago

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I am a Death Knight.

Night

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Vampire.

You are the embodiment of power and elegance. A handsome fellow who outlived Lenin and even KimerSen, smoked with Che Guevara, and drank with Madame de Pompadour. What more can be added to your brilliant social and political career? Perhaps… fourteen thousand nine hundred and eighty-seven people whose life force you drained as a snack… Well… MAGGI GARLIC BROTH IS COMING FOR YOU! It’s only a matter of time!

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Alex Ghost

19 years ago

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Interesting, but somewhat silly test...

Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Lich.

You are the greatest of all the greatest. The most powerful of the restless, who willingly became so – immortal and inhuman. You are incapable of love, feelings, or attachment. Only power and might attract you; and also a love for magic – the force that gave you the opportunity to become what you are. You are practically invincible, and to defeat you, powerful groups of heroes go through a journey from childhood to maturity – and even then, it doesn't always end successfully. And also, you are terribly, mortally lonely. Because this cannot be bought with money or overcome with magic. You will remain that way forever – powerful and alone. Until you perish, or until you conquer the world.

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Inquisitor

19 years ago

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Death Knight!!!!!-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

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Artes

19 years ago

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And I'm a Lich, a great undead creature!:D

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}\{ЕК

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are the Death Knight!

One of the highest-ranking undead, the Death Knight is always ready to challenge the forces of good to a fair duel. And to take their possessions after the duel to add to his treasure hoard. You are a valiant warrior and an excellent commander of your army, keeping your ruined Castle in perfect cleanliness and order. But still, tell us, tell us… why didn't you stop? You knew that your actions would determine the fate of the world!… You didn't even need to… at least not the horse!

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Мугайс

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, creature of utter darkness, oh, black NIGHTMARE! You are a Banshee!

Oh, you were a People's Artist of the USSR, CIS, and all adjacent territories. The depth of your screech is now something that any Baskov or Kirkorov would envy. Your cry and howl kill instantly, and you scream and howl incessantly. You used to be a beautiful, romantic girl, but when you burned in the dressing room during a fire, you turned into this repulsive ghostly creature, wishing death upon everyone. Think again! Include romances and elegies in your repertoire. We are absolutely sure that this will have a beneficial effect on the inhabitants of the surrounding swamps and ruins!

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This is really freaking me out! :D I'm going to join Scooter as a backing vocalist

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Слоныш

19 years ago

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Well, the Lich was definitely made to be the most attractive and intelligent Undead... But that's boring, so:

Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Ghost.

You are one of the higher-ranking restless spirits! There are many advantages to your position. Firstly, you are incorporeal and can pass through walls, which means that women's locker rooms are not a dream for you, but a reality. Secondly, you are truly almost invulnerable, and Ghostbusters haven't been around our town for a long time. Thirdly, you can simply have fun scaring everyone left and right, especially at night. But stop for a moment. Think about it. Hmm. Maybe, to atone for your sins, you should start an animal rights organization. Or maybe even more? Steal a digital camera, take pictures of naked girls in locker rooms, and post them on a FREE PORN SITE?!... Buddy! With your abilities! Go for it, and we'll all follow suit!

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It all makes sense... Women's locker rooms are not a dream for me, but a reality... Oh, the horror, I really am a Ghost! :eek:

Nowizard

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are the Death Knight!

One of the highest-ranking undead, the Death Knight is always ready to challenge the forces of good to a fair duel. And to take their possessions after the duel to add to his treasure hoard. You are a valiant warrior and an excellent commander of your army, keeping your ruined Castle in perfect cleanliness and order. But still, tell us, tell us… why didn’t you stop? You knew that the fate of the world depended on your actions!.. Well, you didn’t even have to… at least not the horse!..

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It’s kind of silly... I liked it :)

Silvanis

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh, black NIGHTMARE! You are the Death Knight!

One of the highest-ranking undead, the Death Knight is always ready to challenge the representatives of good to a fair duel. And to take their possessions after the duel to add to his treasure hoard. You are a valiant warrior and an excellent commander of your army, keeping your ruined Castle in perfect cleanliness and order. But still, tell us, tell us… why didn't you stop? You knew that the fate of the world depended on your actions!… Well, at least you shouldn't have… at least not the horse!

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A Lich looks better, but just for fun, I decided on this one... The over-the-topness was especially amusing :)

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The list of possible options is as follows:
Revenant, also known as the Raven
Black Knight
Lich
Ghoul
Banshee
Specter
Selet
Zombie

Ta Kotoraya...

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Vampire.

You are the embodiment of power and elegance. A handsome fellow who outlived Lenin and even KimerSen, smoked with Che Guevara, and drank with Madame de Pompadour. What more can be added to your brilliant social and political career? Perhaps… fourteen thousand nine hundred and eighty-seven people whose life force you drained as a snack… Well… MAGGI GARLIC BROTH IS COMING FOR YOU! It’s only a matter of time!

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I didn't expect this from myself ;)

<garkin>

19 years ago

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I never would have thought... I am a Lich...

Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Lich.

You are the greatest of all the great. The most powerful of the restless, who willingly became so – immortal and inhuman. You are incapable of love, feelings, or attachments. Only power and might attract you; and also the love of magic – the force that gave you the opportunity to become what you are. You are practically invincible, and to defeat you, powerful companies of heroes go from childhood to maturity – and even then, it does not always end successfully. And also, you are terribly, mortally alone. Because this cannot be bought with money or overcome with magic. You will remain so forever – powerful and alone. Until you perish, or until you conquer the world.

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Sergh

19 years ago

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Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Mummy.

Well, you are an advanced undead creature, the owner of a luxurious mansion in the center of Moscow or even one of the Pyramids in Egypt. Much is written about you, much is said. You have influenced the history of the entire world! Now you have a calm, dust-free (or rather, very dusty) position, quietly and peacefully waiting for the end of the world to settle all debts. Give the land to the peasants, power to the people, and so on, as it should be. Well, you don't have much longer to wait. Just about two billion years.

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Although the test is quite predictable, it was enjoyable :)