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#772
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Master_A

Master_A: and 2 minutes is definitely too much
Nastya: nah, it's fine, 1 minute is short
Filth: 1 minute is indeed short

Sergey_Khatko: so how are we going to play then?
Master_A: not at all
Sergey_Khatko: it says at the top that it's according to the rules, right?
Master_A: it says "msg me"
Sergey_Khatko: Jebus XL 6-8 min all random, that's what else is written
Sergey_Khatko: Pff, yeah
Sergey_Khatko: 6-8 minutes per turn! No way!
Sergey_Khatko: what can you even do in that much time?
Sergey_Khatko: you're weak
Master_A: sometimes even 10 minutes is too short
Sergey_Khatko: then it's not worth playing with you, it won't be interesting
Sergey_Khatko: ahahaha
Sergey_Khatko: oh, I can't
Master_A: yeah, of course
Sergey_Khatko: then learn to play better! And manage to make your move in 1 minute!
Sergey_Khatko: and do you fight neutral creatures in fast battles or on your own?

really, I can't:smile52: :smile20: Yeah, Pasha, you really are weak, it's time you finally learned to play in 1 minute:D otherwise, it's not even interesting to play with you, you think you need 10 minutes to move one hero:smile42:
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#773
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Master_A
will delete it in a couple of days
from Gameranger a:

Master_A: well, playing ring won't be said in front of girls...
Filth: what?
Master_A: and 2 minutes is definitely tough
Nastya: it's okay, 1 is a bit
Filth: 1 is indeed a bit
Filth: Russian?
Master_A: can I post this on the website for laughs
Filth: I can do it at night
Vatya: 2x2 is brutal.
Filth: it's okay
Vatya: what template?
Master_A: noobs
Master_A: it doesn't matter
Filth: template?
Vatya: I understand
Filth: I'm playing online for the second time
Filth: that is, the second day
Nastya: come on, old man
Filth: why are you leaving?
Vatya: something isn't connecting...
Vatya: no, thanks :)

Yeah, a funny game, they didn't even survive the first turn, although we moved very quickly (without even thinking much), 5-6 minutes each, including 3-4 battles...

Although I forgot to change the template, on the small map, blue allied with red, they would have defeated them by day 2-3.
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Master_A: well, playing on the ring isn't something you do in front of girls...
Filth: what?
Master_A: and 2 minutes is definitely a lot
Nastya: nah, it's fine, 1 is too little
Filth: 1 is indeed too little
Filth: Are you Russian?
Master_A: can I post this on the website for laughs?
Filth: I can do it tonight
Vatya: 2v2 is brutal.
Filth: it's okay
Vatya: what template?
Master_A: noobs
Master_A: doesn't matter
Filth: template?
Vatya: got it
Filth: I'm playing online for the second time
Filth: that is, for the second day
Nastya: come on, old man
Filth: why are you leaving?
Vatya: something's not connecting...
Vatya: no, thanks
Seriously hilarious, I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair for twenty minutes))))))) Oh, you noobs))))))))))))) Funny))))))))))))))))))) Ahahahahahaha, the guy has only been playing online for two days)))))))))))))) You're gonna pee yourself)))))))))))))))) Oh, those guys really got to you))))))))0
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#775
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*** (22:14:56 29/01/2012)
Is he experienced?

Oleg (22:14:59 29/01/2012)
Yes

*** (22:15:30 29/01/2012)
So, is Warlock experienced, or is his skill level higher or lower?

Oleg (22:16:07 29/01/2012)
Is Warlock a new unit of measurement for skill level in Heroes? :D
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RiMpel2
*** (22:14:56 29/01/2012)
Is he experienced?

Oleg (22:14:59 29/01/2012)
Yes

*** (22:15:30 29/01/2012)
So, is V.L.K. experienced, or more or less?

Oleg (22:16:07 29/01/2012)
Is V.L.K. a new unit of measurement for the skill level in Heroes? :D

:D :D :D

Dialogue in the W.T. chat:
- How does he play, is he good?
- Approximately, 2.5 V.L.K.!
- Wooo...
"РЫЦАРЬ АПОКАЛИПСИСА"

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From chat:
[22:21:55] xxx: "Turns out, he had Earth expertise at level 5."
[22:22:02] xxx: It feels wrong to talk about grinding like that.
[22:23:56] yyy: Turns out, Thazar has defense expertise at level 2 - how unexpected :|
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#779
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Gomunguls
Round 1 of the game... after killing the skeletons, the Necropolis creatures started moving... Question: HOW did they get there???:confused: :(


Please explain again, and make it clearer.
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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#780
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+1 extra speed for Necropolis.
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#781
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Morality: :smile13:
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they weren’t just standing in the corners.
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Dirty_Player
They weren't just standing in the corners.

Indeed, Vitaly posted in the right topic.
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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Javdet
Well, Vitaly posted in the right thread.
Then we'll direct him to familiarize himself with the relevant one
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I think I've played it too much already))))):o
Kostya + 1)))):D :D :D
Удача любит подготовленных!!!





Стримы и обучение тут:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWlnXU5R5RLCMuWzIpBc65Q
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#786
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decided to load, I left, and was immediately kicked from the room, and received this private message:

Killa Bee: next time don't be rude you fucking idiot
Killa Bee: now get the fuck out of my room
dm1704: wat?
Killa Bee: what country are you from?
dm1704: you wanna load?
Killa Bee: what country idiot
dm1704: fuck off
Killa Bee: yeah
Killa Bee: in america
Killa Bee: we are nice to each other
Killa Bee: we don't play with antisocial Europeans
Killa Bee: learn how to talk to people
Killa Bee: instead of hiding in your basement every day in your dungeon like a weirdo
dm1704: you suck
Killa Bee: participate in the conversation
Killa Bee: ok?
Killa Bee: I was playing Heroes and crushing Russians before you even realized what it was
Killa Bee: I was killing Antal, Vex, and Flamingo
Killa Bee: ok?
dm1704: lol
Killa Bee: yeah
Killa Bee: lol
Killa Bee: ask them
Killa Bee: ask Flamingo how I made him cry
Killa Bee: and quit
Killa Bee: the stupid cheater he was
Killa Bee: ask him
dm1704: lick my balls dude
Killa Bee: how he leaves and cries and disappears for a week after I kick the shit out of him
Killa Bee: you're an idiot
Killa Bee: and by the way
Killa Bee: we saw Ayden fly over the sulfur mine after you left
Killa Bee: that was pretty funny
Killa Bee: very funny dm
Killa Bee: don't you think?
Killa Bee: ?
Killa Bee: go play in your WCL tournament where you belong
Killa Bee: with the rest of the morons
dm1704: you crazy donkey
Killa Bee: dumb European
Killa Bee: the Jews destroyed you
Killa Bee: and now you're all trash
Killa Bee: lol
dm1704: fat American
Killa Bee: r i p Europe
Killa Bee: fat?
Killa Bee: lool
dm1704: rip you fat ass
Killa Bee: your women are like whores
Killa Bee: they fuck every man
Killa Bee: lol
Killa Bee: dirty dirty trash
Killa Bee: that's your European women
Killa Bee: it's disgusting
dm1704: is that all?
Killa Bee: lool
Killa Bee: you're terrible
Killa Bee: you and all of WCL are cheaters
Killa Bee: lolol
Killa Bee: you got kicked from our game
Killa Bee: lol
Killa Bee: no one liked you
Killa Bee: lolol
dm1704: now you idiot
Killa Bee: lolol
dm1704: 100%
Killa Bee: loooooool
Killa Bee: you are a dumb European loser
Killa Bee: with no life
Killa Bee: that destroyed such a good game
Killa Bee: but it's ok, America ruled back then when not many cheated
Killa Bee: but you know who cheated the most back then?
Killa Bee: the Russians and the Romanians
Killa Bee: 100% biggest cheaters
Killa Bee: all the Europeans cheated
Killa Bee: Americans hardly ever EVER cheated
Killa Bee: it was all Europe
Killa Bee: lol
Killa Bee: lol
Killa Bee: that's funny
dm1704: go fuck yourself
Killa Bee: looooool
dm1704: bb
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#787
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The beginning is unclear... if he agreed to upload, why would he start causing trouble... It seems to me that someone is being dishonest. This guy is often seen on GR, and the room name is usually something like "I'll send money via PayPal if you beat me." And the mention of Antal and Flamingo makes me think he's with ToHa. A dubious prank.
http://www.twitch.tv/mikevalentine/