Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

All the entertainment options available to a modern hooligan, all in one place.

oh... they drink

It even made me want to go to a disco!!1

they get drunk

Well, this is just a must-do, without it, life is pointless, if you've lived a day without it, then it was all for nothing, as if you hadn't lived at all.

even street parties can turn into discos!

All the entertainment options available to a modern "gopnik" in one place.

It's very convenient. You don't have to perform this range of activities individually, in a chaotic and unpredictable order; instead, you can do everything at once at a disco.
By the way, I also hadn't heard of the existence of discos outside of school.

You just haven’t been to Ibiza.

What difference does it make if we were there? You've already described everything that happens at parties, and where it takes place is a secondary matter.

They get drunk before going to the disco because it's even more depressing there when you're sober.

A drunk person, in theory, shouldn't care where they are. Although I can't say for sure, as I don't drink.

I don't know, I really don't. In theory, it shouldn't be the case. Of course, the criteria for a good time decrease, but not to zero.

Have you ever experienced something similar?

I wonder, have you ever been in a similar state?

No, I haven't. It's written in my previous post, in white text.

In this case, reasoning about the state of an intoxicated person is somewhat subjective, as it is based solely on one's own assumptions.
Just as it is, for example, to say that alcohol and drugs are inherently bad and should be avoided altogether, simply because that is what one's mother or teachers said in school. Just saying.

Depending on the extent.

If you're drunk, but not completely wasted, you understand things and don't really care where you are. Although, I haven't been to a nightclub, maybe it would be different there. But if you're completely wasted and can barely walk, you don't just not care where you are... you don't understand anything at all, you just try to keep moving.

I got drunk once in my life, didn't like it, and haven't drunk since.