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It's nice to receive such a message from a Polish friend with whom I played about a year ago:)
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No, the Pole probably isn't involved. He's likely a victim himself: his account was hacked or he got infected with a virus. This is a typical spam email from a bot.

Yeah, I'm aware. I just don't understand our hackers – why steal an account from the Poles?)) Don't we have enough of our own? And I don't understand how he ended up in our system – he doesn't seem to have been involved in any interdimensional tournaments.

It's quite possible that they just randomly hacked a number, and it didn't matter if it belonged to a Pole or one of ours. Or maybe he was playing with someone else from our group, and they got him. Hackers usually don't do individual targeting when stealing accounts; they just take whatever they can get.

just regular spam with a virus, don't worry about it.

The island generator creates poor-quality maps, so playing with sea tiles is not common, unless it's a fixed map, like in LOM or Guardians. I once played a game with a GO guarding a Cove, and it was a complete disaster; we don't need that.

A Haven guarding the Cove is a town (or a similar structure with Haven characteristics) with the Water = Islands option.

A friend sent this to me recently.

Leader, the guys asked me to ask, what’s the joke?

Who are these guys?

It's all quite simple. They're grappling with the eternal questions of "what to do," "who's to blame," and "where to get money." They've decided they need to create a utopia. But they don't have a suitable "fuel" for it. And they've already set their sights on targets: UkrSocBank, PrivatBank, etc. :D

I don't know, but something about it seemed funny to me :D

And I thought you were comparing bankers who issue loans to dragons.

Who are those guys?

There are some people here who don't quite get it and are a bit shy. I understood the joke right away, of course.

I'm sitting here, talking on Skype. My grandmother walks in and asks:
- Are you talking to the computer?
- No, I'm talking to my friends online!
- And does it answer you?
- *sighs* Yes, grandma, it answers me...
- *laughs* You should talk to your friends, and let the computer talk to the computer!

Same story.

I was playing Heroes. It was a long time ago, even before online multiplayer games were common. Cell phones weren't widespread yet. I saw my mom getting ready to go out. To avoid having to go out myself to top up my phone balance, I told her: "Please put 100 rubles on my phone," and went back to playing.
Anyway, when I finally looked away from the game and glanced to the left, I saw a 100-ruble bill lying right on my phone.

Today's case.

475-853-744 18:27 Scorpiona invites you to the "Novichok-2012. Winter" tournament on the "heroesworld" website. Start date: January 9, 2012.
/topic/8699/
AYMAN 18:28 Seriously?
475-853-744 18:28

475-853-744 18:29 Well, not for you, of course, but in general.)
AYMAN 18:28 I understand)))
AYMAN 18:29 Okay, thanks

For those in the know, it might be interesting to read some rare materials, especially the comments.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030625003106/http://www.progamer.ru/articles.php?id=95#31