Posts from Humor in Might & Magic: Heroes VI. Auto-translated

I still remember this moment: river spirits drop fish, and they throw them back, that is, back into themselves. Snow maidens shiver from the cold, rubbing their hands (which is strange, actually). Kappas stand on their hind legs and point at something.

Well, now I feel like just sitting and watching the battlefield, seeing what else everyone will do.
And finally, I understood where those other strange sounds were coming from.

Snow maidens shiver from the cold, rubbing their hands (which is strange, actually).

Well, they are maidens, even if they are snow maidens :smile23: :)

I couldn't resist. For now, I've only looked at the Necropolis units because, as I understand it, the amusing animation only plays for the unit that's currently waiting for its turn. I mentioned the vampires – they pretend to be cool guitarists, showing the "devil horns" and waving their hair to the appropriate music. Ghosts waltz. Also to music. Ghouls seem to be posing in some incomprehensible way: they wave their claws, then they do something funny with their leg. Maybe they're trying to imitate some kind of superhero. Liches perform a demonstration flight on their staff. You know, probably the classic – wooden sticks with a horse's head. It's roughly the same. Lamassus stretch like cats. Skeletons just turn their heads, creaking their bones. Maybe I didn't have the patience to look closely. Spiderlings sneeze, which makes their bellies swell in a creepy way. I didn't have the patience to watch the animation of the human version. Maybe I should start a separate thread for this.

Female spiders sneeze, which causes their bellies to swell alarmingly. I didn't have the patience to watch the animation of the human version.

In human form, they start juggling knives.

In human form, they start juggling knives

Yes, I watched it last night, wanted to add more, and just then HeroesWorld glitched.

Well then, wait — I'll finish the necrophiles' campaign, then tackle the rest... And in general, I'll move everything to a separate thread.

Now I also feel like just sitting and watching the units in action without doing anything :D. Do I have to wait long?

Didn't time it. Approximately a minute. Previously, they would get agitated when I simply switched to another window and browsed the internet, but the last time, I just took my hand off the mouse and stared at the screen.

Not really, maybe twenty seconds. I looked at the Inferno unit animations:
The Psions jump over a jump rope, just like in the video.
I couldn't get a good look at what the Succubi are doing. It seems like they're doing the splits.
The Hounds are lying on their backs.
The Sadists are dancing like ballerinas.
The hentai monsters spit out a basketball, tap it with their tentacles for a while, and then swallow it.
The Juggernauts dance to music that sounds a bit like Spanish music, as far as I can tell.
The Pit Lords stand on one leg and hit a ball with a sword that flies in from the edge of the field.

Yes, I'd say closer to a minute. The animations are very amusing :). The only thing I didn't like was how the music of the animations blends with the battle music.

And the ghouls are actually demonstrating techniques from Eastern martial arts.

The developers continue to delight us with unusual weekly events. I encountered this one:


However, nothing unusual happened. What a pity. It would have been more fun to encounter these crazy rabbits and boxing hamsters. :)
And I also had a small funny incident related to the disappearance of the Iron Quill. When I complained to my brother, he replied: "He probably drank it away." To drink away a dynastic sword... Tsk, tsk, Anton! How shameful! )
P.S. Was the sword only missing for me?

Yeah, Anton shouldn't have done that :D. But the sword should be in the second tab of the hero's profile (along with all the weapons of the dynasty). If it's not there either, then there's no other explanation.

Found a relic here called "Golden Egg". If you put it in your inventory, after some time it turns into a "Golden Goose". Quite amusing. If this has already been mentioned, I apologize.

And here is a campfire for climbers, which seems to be a joke by the developers, something like "seeing is believing, but having is better":

By the way, Anton really turned out to be quite the character – my "Iron Quill" also disappeared :D. I hope the artifact for the hero-mage from the second mission doesn't disappear.

By the way, what is the idle animation for the vestals? They only graced me with a couple of sneezes in two minutes...