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Here's another test I found. I'm a Druid.

The Elder smiles at you – Yes, there is no doubt now, you are a Druid.

Drawing strength from the mysterious and ancient forests, the Druid knows the language of animals and the most wondrous herbs. Forest spirits serve him, and beasts and birds seek the Druid's help. You are the guardian of the forest. (A Druid is a cheerful gardener who knows about herbs, so that hemp, hashish, or marijuana are just tiny seeds. Just a few drops of a tincture from secret roots, and you can communicate with trees for a week and hit on bears with lewd jokes, which, by the way, they are quite tired of. You can be an apothecary, a forester, and a pretty good supplier of herbs.)

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The Elder smiles at you – Yes, there is no doubt now, you are a White Mage.

An embodiment of magical justice – the White Mage stands guard over the forces of the magical elements, vigilantly watching for those who stray from the path, and ready to challenge them at any moment. (Oh dear… Well, White Mage, cleanliness is the key to your health. You are constantly cleaning and tidying; you could become a cleaner at a dry cleaner's, a janitor, or even Auntie Asya, God forbid. By challenging the darkness, you will effortlessly wear it down. Yes, there is no doubt that being a White Mage is not a calling, but a diagnosis. May Comet and Mr. Muscle protect you.)

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I found another test. I'm a Druid.

Something about this Druid looks really dumb – it's more like Baba Yaga or some kind of witch!:D

The Elder smiles at you – Yes, now there is no doubt, you are the King of the Dead.

In life, you were a powerful mage, and with the help of magic, you granted yourself immortality, albeit at what cost. However, having lost your flesh and truly becoming dark, you fearlessly enter tombs, for there is no curse on earth capable of stopping the King of the Dead. (When the fascists came to your house, looking for partisans, seeing you, they cried and gave you everything they had, just so you would recover. A Lich can easily make a career as an orthopedic surgeon, dentist, radiologist, or even a watchman at the local cemetery. Money is certainly not a problem for you, but you need to think about food. Consult a nutritionist.)

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This is crazy!!! This is my true face!:D
I praise this test with all my heart and everything I can! Super!:D :D :) :) :eek: :eek: ;) ;) :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
But the comment about the profession is absolutely unnecessary and annoying!:mad: Inquisitor! Are you annoyed by the profession of a laundress that was suggested to you?:D

The Elder smiles at you – Yes, now there is no doubt, you are the Storm Lord
Air is your element, and this means that by your mere will, winds shall blow, a storm or hurricane shall be born, and hundreds of lightning bolts shall flash. You are the Ruler of Storms, and even dragons would not dare challenge you.(The Ruler of Storms – the bane of billboards and overhead power cables. Well, what can one say, the element of air is unpredictable, and you know this firsthand, as lightning has struck you more than once. You would make a decent sailor, and also you dislike Kamchatka, and I don't even know why you dislike the Japanese, upon whom you constantly send hurricanes. If desired, one could even moon-light; any villager living near a pig farm would give their last shirt for a light breeze blowing toward their neighbor.)


How many times have I rolled air in the tests... Well, I've almost decided on my element ;) Although earth is also not bad...

The elder smiles at you – Yes, there is no doubt now, you are a White Mage.
The embodiment of magical justice – the White Mage stands guard over the forces of magical elements, vigilantly watching for those who stray from the path, and ready to challenge them at any moment. (Oh dear… Well, what can I say, White Mage, cleanliness is the key to your health. You are always cleaning and tidying up; you could become a receptionist at a dry cleaner, a cleaner, or even Auntie Asya, God forbid. By challenging the darkness, you will effortlessly wear it down. Yes, there is no doubt that being a White Mage is not a calling, but a diagnosis. May Comet and Mr. Muscle protect you.)

Oh, that's hilarious... but true.

The Elder smiles at you – Yes, now there is no doubt, you are a Sorcerer.

Oh, don't underestimate a Sorcerer. Divination, charms, and prophecies are just child's play for such a professional as you. They say that even the Lord of Darkness sometimes talks to you, revealing his immortal will. (Wow, so many beautiful women – and they're all sorceresses! This means you are a true sorcerer. A Gypsy baron or a pimp. Your specialty can be defined as a procurer or a panderer, but don't worry, because prostitution doesn't exist in our country. You would make a good director of an orphanage, a school teacher, or a bathhouse attendant in the women's section of the Saldunovskie city baths.)

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The Elder smiles at you – Yes, now there is no doubt, you are a Dragon.

So, you have decided to remain a dragon? It is your right; you don't belong in the human world, please forgive me. But in the world of magic, you are like a fish in water; magic is like air to you, and mages are just a kind of snack.

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The Elder smiles at you – Yes, there is no doubt now, you are a Renegade.

Rejecting generally accepted canons, the Renegade goes his own way. That is why even experienced mages are cautious in battles with him, because they don't know what other tricks the Renegade might pull. (Despising public morality, you have embarked on a path of rejecting magic and replaced it with something of your own. You can become a politician, a show business star, and you can also easily change your orientation, well, of course, magical, and not the one you are thinking about. And if you thought about the same thing as me, then how can you not be ashamed?)

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Although I have nothing to do with politics))) and I don't intend to have anything to do with it!:D

and I'm a pyromaniac for some reason :)

The Elder smiles at you – Yes, there is no doubt now, you are a Black Mage.

Yes, who better than you knows the full, terrifying power of magic? There are no spells more dreadful than the spells of death, which you know by heart, and that's no surprise, because you are a Black Mage. You are the only mage who can communicate with black dragons. (Black Mage – well, who would dare challenge you, since you are an oil tycoon? As a result of truly miraculous spells with these… Vouchers, you have gained truly infinite power. You don't pay taxes, and you behave like a pig in a restaurant. So don't ask why people don't like you; the people in white coats are White Mages, of course.)

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Wow, things are developing – the players themselves have found a couple more characteristics! :D Here's the list: Dark Mage Black Warlock White Mage Light Mage Pyromancer Druid Witcher Renegade Wise Man King of the Dead Sorcerer Storm Lord Seer Dragon Ice Shaman Forest Nymph Enchanter Werewolf-Necromancer. It turns out those guys added something overnight. Oh-oh-oh, they finally released the nymph in picture format!!! (want to see it – act like you're not interested):D Now you can even turn into Kirkorov! :D :o :mad:

The Elder smiles at you – Yes, there is no doubt now, you are a Pyromancer.

The Pyromancer commands fire; its power is endless, just like the eternal might of fire itself. A meteor shower upon a city – the Pyromancer will unleash it without hesitation, if, of course, there is a need. Evil spirits do not like Pyromancers. (Wow! What a great guy, you are a Pyromancer – a fire mage! Having descended from the high mountains that grow somewhere in the South, you settled in the markets, among others like you, my feathered friend. You have a delicious profession: a master of shawarma, a wizard of kebabs. Your worst enemy is the sanitary inspector, Comrade Anishchenko; your best friend, one might say a relative, is the market director.)

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I finished the second version, and again I chose the Druid.

The Elder smiles at you – Yes, now there is no doubt, you are a Druid.

Drawing his strength from the mysterious and ancient forests, the Druid knows the language of animals and the most miraculous herbs. Forest spirits serve him, and beasts and birds ask the Druid for help. You are the guardian of the forest. (A Druid is a cheerful gardener who knows about herbs, so that hemp, hashish, or marijuana are just tiny seeds. Just a few drops of a tincture from secret roots, and you can spend a week communicating with trees and bothering bears with lewd jokes, which, by the way, they are quite tired of. You will be gladly hired to work in a pharmacy, as a drug courier, or as a forester.)

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This is what you will look like when you choose the corresponding options: D

The elder smiles at you – Yes, now there is no doubt, you are Phila.

Well, you've had your fun, here you go, and no need to be offended. By the way, thank you, Philip, for paying attention to this test.

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The Elder smiles at you – Yes, there is no doubt now, you are a Black Mage.

Yes, who better than you knows the full, terrifying power of magic? There are no spells more dreadful than the spells of death, which you know by heart, and that's no surprise, because you are a Black Mage. The only mage among all who can communicate with black dragons. (Black Mage – well, who would dare challenge you, since you are an oil oligarch. As a result of truly miraculous spells with these… Vouchers, you have gained truly infinite power. You don't pay taxes, and you behave like a pig in a restaurant. So don't ask why people don't like you; the people in white coats are White Mages, of course.)

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