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And I don't like liches, even though they are beautifully drawn. On the head is some kind of Budenovka cap—I've seen one like that on Asterix's head in the cartoon; on the body hangs a tattered wedding dress from a hundred years ago, stolen by shifty recidivist Necromancers from a local chicken coop, where even the hens didn't lay eggs with much pleasure; in one hand is a magic wand, and in the other—a Great Soviet Encyclopedia! Also, they look suspiciously like the physics teacher in my town; they were probably modeled after her to the hearty jeering of school children. :smile18:
And so that the fans of liches don't feel left out, I'll apply some deadly criticism to the other creatures of the Necropolis :D
skeleton - a disgusting creature; unlike their colleagues in the third part, they don't even have decent, unwrinkled armor on their narrow chests. It felt as if the skeletons were raised from the corpses of unlucky fishermen who couldn't catch anything except a boot that "begs to be eaten." And then they got drunk and went for a swim... that's where a water elemental, summoned by a mage from the Silver Cities to guard his underwear while the caster bathed, finished them off. Instead of swords, they have second-hand quality axes (damage 1-1). And their eye sockets glow green enough to make any traffic light envious.
skeleton archer- unlike the aforementioned freak, this one has a helmet on its head, a bow, and even arrows. In its pants, it hides a small dagger, which it occasionally uses in futile attempts to fight off enemies fat with damage and health. The appearance isn't great, but they don't make me laugh.
zombie - a fat and uneducated creature in a torn shirt with a huge kitchen knife. There is no footwear on the feet, and overall it looks like a Moscow-region homeless man raised by a Necromancer. All dirty and unwashed, with a disgusting habit of zoning out on the battlefield. I can't bear to look at it!
plague zombie- the cleaver in the hand is fancier, the stench is stronger, and it looks even more disgusting than its unimproved brother. Describing this miracle can only be done using swear words...
ghost - looks like a real ghost, which is why it was named so. Chains, shackles, and nightgowns, combined with an unhealthy complexion, do the trick—after death, we'd rather turn into anything but a ghost! Freaks like this belong only in Soviet horror movies.
wraiths - now these guys look specifically terrifying! Serious faces, clothes that aren't as dirty, and pots on their heads. They compensate for their hideousness with immaterial sneakiness.
vampires - looking at vampires, we realize what was in fashion among Necromancers millennia ago. I love to dress exactly the same way, only I don't have iron hanging off me. But the hair tied in a ponytail and a poorly sharpened prop sword absolutely ruin their appearance.
higher vampires- same as vampires + a sword like a Jedi's. A detailed description of higher vampires can be provided by Vadim Galygin.
lich - see above, dear user!
archlich - the same as a lich, only their wedding dress is half a century younger, and the encyclopedia in their hands isn't a fake; they can read it to the doom of those around them. Pathetic...
death knights - a creature of unknown gender with a sharp scythe and ill intentions. The dress on it is spat upon, unironed, and reeks of arrogance. Overall, death knights can be characterized as "not very disgusting Necromancer units."
harbinger of death - a beauty, in a stylish black dress and even with underglow that any NFS fan would envy. Definitely the most beautiful unit in the game...
bone dragon - nothing but bones and not a drop of brains; a disgustingly looking creature, and the bones have already turned yellow.
ghost dragon - a visual aid on the harmful effects of smoking. Abomination!
Please do not take these characteristics to heart: do not get a divorce, do not hit your children, your dishes, and especially not your computer. Everything can be fixed! :smile31: