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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#43757
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"худощавый" is not synonymous with "поджарый".
I know, but talking about "high armor" for fat characters is a bit silly, considering that a non-fat person can often defend themselves better.
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#43758
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A weakling won't be able to defend himself; he simply won't have the strength. But a fat guy will find it much harder to inflict serious damage, as fat protects the organs and bones. So, there's no need to make excuses for yourself.

And I'm speaking from experience, as I've participated in various brawls, unlike some others. And no one has ever inflicted critical injuries on me, even though some of my opponents were quite good boxers.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#43759
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I once watched a wrestling match on TV where athletes from different combat sports fought each other. In one round, a sumo wrestler fought a small, but agile boxer in a lightweight division. At first, the sumo wrestler put pressure on the smaller opponent, but then the boxer went behind him, jumped onto his shoulders, and started hitting him on both ears. The sumo wrestler couldn't throw him off, couldn't even put his arm behind his back. Of course, it was just a show, but it was fun to watch.
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#43760
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But it's much harder for a fat guy to inflict significant damage.
Just hit him in the head, that's all. Fat won't help much here.
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#43762
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Well, smart, overweight guys won't put themselves in harm's way. Most likely, an inexperienced weakling will be the first to get hit and knocked out.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#43763
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The slowpokes won't make it; they'll run out of breath faster. Besides, this trick will work on you, you're a dumb, fat guy.
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#43765
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I would rather take something in my hands, because I am smart. Evolution, after all.

Be strong. Believe
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#43766
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Let's check Moldy, shall we?
You have already failed the check.
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#43767
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Lord of Death
I request that the administration change my nickname to:
AHmuxpuCT (English letters)

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My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#43768
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Damn, I've been sitting here for too long, I need to go to bed.
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Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#43769
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Is there anyone here who could write a summary of everything that happened in the last year or two? :>
Пряня забыл свой пароль и имейл, заварите ему чаю.
A pocket full of frogs.
A frog full of pockets?
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#43771
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Excellent, for example.
Пряня забыл свой пароль и имейл, заварите ему чаю.
A pocket full of frogs.
A frog full of pockets?