Posts from Gamer's Glossary (Slang names for creatures)

And also, in Heroes of Might and Magic III 3.58, monsters mumble (if you set the volume to maximum).
Here are some funny examples of their mumbling:
Trolls - swear words (because when they take damage, they say something that sounds like a curse word)))
Phoenixes - clucking sounds (based on the sounds they make)
Zombies - grunts
Vampires - also swear words (Yooo!!!)))
Spearmen - miserable (they moan)
Ogres - roars
Water Elementals - whores (in two senses)))

My friends and I call them like this:

Magic Elementals - Titties
Spearmen - Pikemen
Gorgons - Cows
Basilisks - Vasileks
Death Knights - Dreads
Golems - Galims
Phoenixes - Birdies
Cerberuses - Dogs
Minotaurs - Bulls
Spectre - Fish Eye
Centaurs - Ponies
Explosion - Emplukha
Titans - Daddies

And I don't remember anything else))))

Dendroids - hunchbacks Vampire - ghoul Zombie - bald Lich - face Centaurs - kents Fairies - butterflies Psi element - psychics Phoenixes - penises :) Demons - horned Hellspawn - little whips Gorgons - bulls Goblins - bruises Naga Queen - leg

Dendroids - oaks Vampires - grandfathers Goblins - old men Halflings - Kibalchish Manticores - lions Minotaurs, Gorgons - bulls Griffins, Rocs - birds Beholders - eyes Lizards - donkeys Fairies - butterflies Phoenixes - syurenixes Fabled Dragons - innocent eyes Rusty Dragons - acidheads Mages, Sorcerers - intellectuals Water Elementals - fish Psi Elementals - thinkers Earth Elementals - dirt, stompers Air Elementals - salt Jellyfish, Nagas - little snakes Flying Snakes - mosquitoes Harpies - chickens, laying hens Titans - thunderers Ghosts - old women Imps - jerboas Devils - little devils Demons - goats Orcs on boars - pigs, bacon Gnomes - stinky guys

crossbowmen-postmen
gnoll-jackal
gremlin-vova
elf-basque
monk-merchant
gorgon-milka

You yourself are a GREMLIN-VOWA :D

Dragons (any) - fire-breathers xD

Castle.
Griffins - griffs
Monks - monks
Fanatics - fans
Cavalry - cavalry
Champions - champs

Rampart.
Elves - elves
Dendroids - logs, wooden creatures

Tower.
None.

Inferno.
Hellhounds - doggies.

Necropolis.
Skeletons - skeletonies
Living dead - walking dead
Zombies - zombies

Dungeon.
Beholders - eyes
Minotaurs - minos

Stronghold.
Hobgoblins - hobies

Fortress.
Gorgons - moo-moo

Conflux.
Psychic elementals - psychics
Magic elementals - magics
Fire birds - fire birds

Neutrals.
Diamond golems - diamonds
Azure dragons - azure dragons

Crusaders - tin cans
Pit Lords - password keepers:D
Explosion spell - cover in... manure
Minotaurs - bull-men
Elves - pointy-eared
Peasants - Fii... Nonsense
Spearmen - cannon fodder
Phoenixes - little birds:rolleyes:
Thieves - swindlers:D
Nagas - half-snake or snake-women (same as Medusas):D

Spawn of Evil - perverts (half-naked men with whips...) Gargoyles - gargis, flies Snakes - septents Rocs, thunderbirds - mutated pigeons Death Knights - horse-like creatures Black Dragons - BD Mutated Gorgons - bull-like creatures Archangels - archers Azure Dragons - azure creatures Fabled Dragons - fairy-like creatures Demons - imps, snot-nosed creatures Phoenixes - mutated rocs Goblins - goblins Dendroids - logs Evil Eyes - evil-eyed creatures

Damn, let's go through almost everything on the list:
Castle
1. Archers - Archers
2. Griffins - Birdies
3. Crusaders - Crosses
4. Riders - Horses
5. Archangels - Archs

Rampart
1. Centaur - Kent
2. Elves - Archers
3. Dendroids - Dends
4. Unicorns - Horses
5. Dragons - Drakis

Tower
1. Gargoyle - Garga

Inferno
1. Hounds - Doggies
2. Fiend - Whipper

Dungeon
1. Troglodytes - Zalupikis:D
2. Beholders - Eyeballs
3. Minotaurs - Mines, Minoses
4. Skorpiokorns - Skorps

Necropolis
1. Skeletons - Skellys
2. Zombies - Zombies
3. Guardians - Spirit
4. Vampires - Vamps, Bloodsucker
5. Black Knights - Horses
6. Skeleton Dragon - Rubble

Stronghold
1. Wolf Riders - Doggies/Wolves
2. Rukh Birds - Birdies
3. Behemoths - Bigis

Fortress
1. Gnolls - Doggies
2. Serpents - Flies
3. Basilisks - Vaskis
4. Gorgons - Cowgirls

Conflux

1. Fairies - Butterflies
2. Firebirds - Birdies
And all elementals are named after their element
for example, Fire Elemental - Fire

Special attention should also be paid to a few more things
Explosion spell - Break the egg (probably been called that for about 8 years)
Bad morale triggered - the birdie pooped
Helmet +6 to stats - Teapot
Sphere of Suppression - p*d*a

Damn, let's list almost everything)
Castle
1. Arbalesters - Archers
2. Griffins - Birdies

4. Riders - Horses

Rampart

2. Elves - Archers

4. Unicorns - Horses

Inferno
1. Hellhounds - Doggies

5. Black Knights - Horses

Stronghold
1. Wolf Riders - Doggies/Wolves
2. Rukh - Birdies


Conflux

2. Firebirds - Birdies

Everything is good, but there shouldn't be repetitions in the names of creatures in the suggestions you make... It would be better if each unit had a unique (non-repeating) name...

:D It's rare to find someone in an army who doesn't share the same worldview, and sometimes the bird-horse-dog creature takes on that significance.))

Go for it! Throw the egg at the cow and finish it off with the dog! :smile44:

Everything is fine, but there shouldn't be repetitions in the names of creatures... It would be better if each unit had a unique (non-repeating) name...

I can only agree - for example, there are only 4 types of horses, and considering the upgrade, there are 8 in total, and there are as many as 10 types of dragons! And even if a hero's army only has half of them, and the other half turns out to be in the enemy's army (which is quite possible), then it is impossible to describe such a battle.

When my friend went to play Heroes (the first and second ones), he said, "I'm going to go and bash some demons." I just don't know if this expression was related to the underworld in the game, or to the desire to slack off at work.:D

Established hot-seat terms used in games with friends and bots: Rylund - ambassador Tant - nightstand Explosion - to cast (an explosion) City Portal - teleport Dimension Door - blink Gnomes - gnomes Zombies - bums Dendroids - beavers Crusader - pot Wild boars - pigs Secondary hero - scout Arena - drisstalische Portal of Glory - angel nest Unicorns - unicorns Trogolodites - dumplings Grands - great bows (rarely) Fairies - butterflies Minotaurs - bulls Gathering resources - farming Leveling up a hero - farming Neutrals - creeps