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Yesterday, I didn't hear a dumber phrase all day than "Blizzard won't allow the use of their intellectual property and won't create Heroes for Dota 2."

Well, maybe they will, but not for free.

Everything that needed to be given has long been given. The game is practically finished.

Yes, that's right, so either a rename or the good old heroes.

Outside, you have a fifty percent chance of encountering a dinosaur. You either will or you won't.

Hey Moldy, tell me where we'll meet, you're really annoying.

Do you think I'll waste my time on you? What an honor.

Guard! Guard!

Stop right there you criminal scum!

Are Mold and Lord members of rival mafia clans?

Similar situations happen in the 5th grade.

I don't remember anything about it. But I do remember it being in the second game.

We had it in the tenth installment as well.

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Right now, there's a stream of the second Dota game. Valve decided to hold a tournament on the alpha version for some reason, even though the beta test will only be in the fall. They changed the names of the in-game factions, changed the models, and left the name for some heroes, while others got a new name, lol. For example, there's Anti-Mage, and there's Mirana.
The game itself is both funny and terrible. It lags, pauses every few minutes, is commented on by some awful Ukrainian, and generally, some noobs are playing. And everything is gray and plasticky.

I took a closer look at Garen. No, it's not Aragorn, it's Jimmy! He's just missing a cigar.

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They changed the names of the factions, changed the models, left some heroes with their names, and others with just a title.

That's what I was saying. Oh well, never mind.

And the main distinctive feature of Dota's dynamics compared to League of Legends is that you farm creeps for twenty minutes, and then another forty-five.

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http://dota2.com/tournaments/international/?q=hd&c=Russian
here, if you're interested

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what "Jimmy" are you talking about? This is Geralt.

what other Jimmy?

How can it be anyone else? Raynor, of course!

This is not Raynor. Here is Raynor: