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In reality, the "not a noob" character can hardly put up a fight; more often, it's a 3-on-1 situation or even more.
When I was in school, a typical "noob" started his first year, and naturally, all sorts of lowlifes started picking on him. One day, we were in class, and this "noob" was sitting at a desk next to me, while a "not a noob" was sitting behind him, constantly poking him with a pen and trying to provoke and insult him. Right in the middle of class. The "noob" turned around and asked what he wanted, telling him to back off. The "not a noob," feeling emboldened, continued to provoke and insult him. Suddenly, the "noob" punched the "not a noob" right in the face with a powerful blow. It was a very epic sight, with blood everywhere. Then, some guy, maybe 25 years old, with an intellect slightly above that of a vegetable, came and beat up the "noob." That's what happened. But is that really a challenge? It's like going to a kindergarten and beating up the kids, or in Heroes of Might and Magic, ganging up on a hero with a single imp and then celebrating.

I haven't called anyone that way either.

Yeah, it's hardly a model of good behavior. Go on, tell me you've never been tricked.

Then some guy, maybe 25 years old, with an IQ barely above that of a vegetable, showed up and beat that "loser" senseless.

They should have had the whole class beat him up, like they did to me. That would have been more interesting.

And such things happened.

I was talking about my class, not the school. I wasn't interested in others. What were they trying to scam me out of? Honestly, I don't remember. Unless you count a childhood prank when, for example, a friend suggested playing a card game called "janitor." I agreed, and he took the cards and scattered them, then left, leaving me to pick them up.

The Lord is looking for fellow sufferers.

What was I getting at? Today I met a guy – we were friends since school, he was also a bit of a loser, a programmer, and all that. We used to play all sorts of computer games together, like Heroes and other stuff. He always seemed to get the short end of the stick, and he never seemed to resist it for some reason. I felt sorry for him. Anyway, I just couldn't understand people like that.

Lords, I haven't had any major problems with my classmates since 8th grade; there were some minor disagreements with a couple of people, but nothing more than that :3 And overall, everything was fine in our class.

I guess I went to the wrong school.

You are Ulrich Kessler

Head of the Galactic Reich's military police. Your courageous face, that of a Soviet intelligence officer, reflects honesty, responsibility, and dedication to duty. No matter what happens, you can always be relied upon, and any task can be entrusted to you.

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Revan, are you watching this?
P.S. For the first time, they gave it to Frederick.

You are Oscar von Reuenthal

One of the "Double Stars," the two best commanders of the Reichsflotte, you are renowned for your intelligence, courage, and composure, as well as your romantic adventures, which earned you the nickname "Romeo after Six." Few understand what you are thinking. Sometimes, dangerous sparks flicker in your multi-colored eyes, but even your best friend, Wolfgang Mittermeyer, doesn't know what they portend.

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I haven't watched the anime, but I took the test out of curiosity.

Yes, this is it.

13 possible answers, all with pictures.

Not enough. There are many more characters.

Added 8 minutes later
Unexpectedly!

You are Reinhard von Lohengramm

A young genius of the Galactic Reich's fleet, the "golden beast," "this offspring," "His Excellency." Beautiful as a god, talented, purposeful, brave, and ambitious. By the age of 20, you already hold immense power, but you won't stop there, striving for an even higher goal. Will you lose what is truly dear to you in the pursuit of your dream?

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Reinhard turned out to be Reinhard? What an unexpected plot twist!

I felt like watching this anime, and now I'm hooked.

If you decide to start a new Mafia game, it’s better to do it on Friday, because I probably won’t be home on Thursday, and all the spots will be taken. You know what I mean.

You are Frederica Greenhill

Adjutant to Ian Wenley, his caring assistant, secretly in love with him. A talented officer, a devoted friend, a beautiful, intelligent, and brave woman. When will this blockhead of a boss finally realize that he won't find a better wife?

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This is divine.