Gil is weird, always planning and planning, but in the end, nothing comes of it, just poking around in the sand with a stick. HE'S ALREADY PLANNED A TAKEOVER, can you believe it?!
Arandor is just playing the role of scenery and making unfunny jokes – is that peaceful behavior, what are you talking about?! He's a mafia member, fueled by pure elven alcohol!
Gil, Gur, Arandor – THAT'S ALREADY 3 G, GET IT?! The elven swastika is conquering us! One more, and we're doomed! Let's not be stupid, people! Let's not let them dictate terms from the stands and burn books!
And Lizards and Taco are also mafia members, even Captain admits it in his blog. And he also sends greetings to his fans there.
So, you understand what a HUGE PROBLEM is looming, don't let the elves eat your brains! We must stand united against the threat! Come on, usernames, pitchforks, torches, let's burn the heretics!








