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What would you like me to do with you? Or what would I do with you?)
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Meet up in person, go somewhere together
50% 10 votes
Befriend, become friends
35% 7 votes
Feud! 11 (although everyone has already done that)
0% 0 votes
Hug :3
10% 2 votes
Kiss :-[
0% 0 votes
To have an affair with all the consequences that entails
5% 1 vote
So that I can HELP YOU... (note that I am helping *you*, not the other way around)
5% 1 vote
Hit, beat him!
20% 4 votes
Get drunk, get high, get stoned
15% 3 votes
Go on a journey (an adventure!!11)
45% 9 votes
Let’s live together!
20% 4 votes
Let’s play something (I couldn't think of anything else :()
40% 8 votes
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Lord_de_Sat
Elves suck.
No, they kiss exquisitely. As for knights, maybe... And the crossbow is a stupid weapon; the English longbow shot just as well, but it didn't need half an hour to reload. Theoretically, elves should have even better bows.
 

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#122
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OMG, and even with proof. Here you go:
http://swordmaster.org/2010/12/23/primenenie-lukov-i-arbaletov-rycaryami.html

Menty, what about you? Decided to support these trashy elves?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#124
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the English longbow shot just as well, but it didn't need half an hour to reload.
However, it took ten years to learn how to shoot it.
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#125
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And also, the Knights are very resourceful guys.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#126
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By the way, in the Middle Ages, every decent knight was taught to wield both a dagger and a crossbow.
Not really. Crossbows were banned by the church.
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Oh, and there's even proof. Here you go.
Where exactly are the heavy armor pieces? A crossbow and heavy armor are incompatible; you can even figure that out logically, without any wikis. And one elven arrow is enough for that fancy mounted archer to realize his helplessness and crawl back to his mommy as fast as possible.
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#128
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A crossbow and heavy armor are incompatible; you can even deduce this logically, without any wikis. And one elven arrow is enough for such a mounted crossbowman to feel his helplessness and crawl away to his mother as quickly as possible.
Who said "mounted crossbowman"?
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#129
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A crossbow and heavy armor are incompatible.
Think what you want, but I know for sure that there was even a special hook on the armor to make it more convenient to shoot. And in general, all these highly praised elven arrows and bows are nonsense. Firstly, elves are not professionals in this field. They can only make bows that are suitable for hunting. Secondly, even to pierce chainmail, you need a sharp iron tip. I doubt they can make something like that while sitting in trees and eating bananas.
Another thing: a bunch of pointy-eared idiots, entrenched in the forest, will not be able to withstand an entire army, even if they are initially lucky and use the element of surprise and maybe even injure someone, but they will quickly be found and then put on display for everyone to see.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#130
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Lord_de_Sat
Menti, what's up with you? Have you decided to support these boorish elves?
From the very beginning, the true Knights were at a disadvantage compared to the idealized image. It's like comparing capitalism to a realized, smoothly functioning communism.
Morning
But it was worth it. You had to spend ten years learning how to shoot from it.
But it was worth it.

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Think what you want, but I definitely know that there was even a special hook on the armor to make it more convenient to shoot. And in general, all your praised elven arrows and bows are nonsense. Firstly, elves are not professionals in this matter. They can only make bows that are suitable for hunting. Secondly, even to pierce chainmail, you need a sharp iron tip. I doubt they can make something like that while sitting in trees and eating bananas.
Another thing - a bunch of pointy-eared idiots, entrenched in the forest, will not be able to resist an entire army, even if they are initially lucky and they use the element of surprise and maybe even injure someone, but they will quickly be found and then put on display for everyone to see.
By the way, they are one of the best blacksmiths, second only to dwarves, but they don't know how to enchant weapons.
 

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#131
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Menti
And the crossbow is a foolish weapon; the English longbow shot just as well, but it didn't need half an hour to reload.
It's easier and faster to make bolts for a crossbow.
Morni
But you had to spend ten years learning to shoot it.
Menti
But it was worth it.
Not quite - a full plate armor could be pierced by a crossbow, but not by a bow. Before the legendary defeats at Poitiers and Crécy, knights wore chainmail, and later, if there was a threat of being shot at with bows, they wore armor.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#132
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sitting in trees and eating bananas
You're confusing elves with black people.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#133
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You're confusing elves with black people.
I don't see much of a difference.
real knights were in a losing situation compared to the fictional image.
Well, it wasn't entirely fictional. Some, like elves, actually lived in the forest, in small villages, only they had normal ears. And how can you not remember Robin Hood - he reminded me of an elf in some ways.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#134
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So, you have vision problems; you should go get it checked.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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Well, he's not entirely fictional. Some, like elves, actually lived in the forest, in small villages, only they had normal ears. And how can you not remember Robin Hood - he reminds me of an elf in some ways.
Robin Hood is also a fictional character.