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What would you like me to do with you? Or what would I do with you?)
20 voters
Multiple choice Public votes Closed 2013-09-29
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Meet up in person, go somewhere together
50% 10 votes
Befriend, become friends
35% 7 votes
Feud! 11 (although everyone has already done that)
0% 0 votes
Hug :3
10% 2 votes
Kiss :-[
0% 0 votes
To have an affair with all the consequences that entails
5% 1 vote
So that I can HELP YOU... (note that I am helping *you*, not the other way around)
5% 1 vote
Hit, beat him!
20% 4 votes
Get drunk, get high, get stoned
15% 3 votes
Go on a journey (an adventure!!11)
45% 9 votes
Let’s live together!
20% 4 votes
Let’s play something (I couldn't think of anything else :()
40% 8 votes
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#76
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I’m here to guarantee it. Forgot?

Be strong. Believe
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#77
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Since you're not a Paladin, you don't have armor. They'll shoot you with the first arrow, and then they'll shoot her.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#78
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I have a shield. It's usually used to protect against arrows.

Be strong. Believe
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#80
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Actually, I do have one, a wooden one.

Be strong. Believe
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#81
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Some elf you like will hide in the bushes and shoot you in the back. Then he'll pick up your shield and sell it at the market for 1 gold.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#82
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Entered the thread, randomly scrolled through the page, came across many messages like "oh, come on, I didn't say that," "what's your problem," "I can, I said I would," "don't think so, it wasn't like that, I said something else," and left.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#83
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Someone wanted me to drive their van.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#84
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Some elf you like will hide in the bushes and shoot you in the back.
ELVES DON'T DO THAT!!!! THEY SHOOT LOOKING THE ENEMY IN THE EYE, GOT IT!!!!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#85
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Lol, that's funny. The typical elven tactic is to hide in trees or bushes and then suddenly attack in a group, using high-tech traps like snares. They usually can't withstand a direct confrontation with heavily armed infantry.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#86
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These are all stereotypes. Besides, all means are fair in war.

-Alright, bring your infantry here, let's see how it fares.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#87
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So what can this "nerd" of yours do, for example?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#88
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It will kill. Isn't that obvious?
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#90
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They usually cannot withstand a direct confrontation with heavily armed infantry.
So what can your "nerd" do against it, for example?
Cavalry is infantry.