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#62
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Why aren't they flesh-colored then, and why are they highlighted like that?

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#63
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Because the Tatars eat кыдыбы.
Express your thoughts more clearly, you schizophrenic. On the head? In the teeth? On the shoulder?
These are elbow and knee pads from combat paladin-moderator armor.
Because the default foxes are red, and so is he.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#64
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behind the back, but flip it.
Paladins don't have spiked armor), and spikes can't exist without armor, just as there can't be smoke without fire.

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#65
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Why flip it when you can just hold it by the blade?

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Arandor and Revan are sitting at home, bored because it's raining outside.
Arandor says to Revan:
– Revan! Why are we sitting at home when we could take an umbrella and put on galoshes and go for a walk?
And Revan replies:
– Because, Arandor, we only have one umbrella, and there are two of us, so we won't both fit under it. And we only have one pair of galoshes, and there are two of us, so we won't both fit in them.
Arandor became sad, sighed heavily, and was dejected. He took a pasty out of his pocket, took a bite, and an idea came to him.
– Revan! What if we take turns using the umbrella and galoshes? That way, we can go for a walk!
– Let's do it!, – Revan supported the idea.
They went outside, Revan put on the galoshes, and Arandor opened the umbrella, and they started walking. Arandor is splashing with his bare feet in the mud and puddles, but he's dry because he's protected by the umbrella, and Revan is walking calmly in galoshes through the mud and puddles, but he's soaking wet because he doesn't have an umbrella. They reached the forest, switched, and walked back. Arandor is walking happily in galoshes, but in the rain because he doesn't have an umbrella, and Revan is walking happily under the umbrella, but without galoshes, so he's splashing with his bare feet in the mud and water.
They came home and went to watch TV. And Arandor finished the pasty – it would be a shame to waste it
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#67
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And who is that on the bottom right? A clone of Arandor?
Arandorling.
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#68
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Ment
A clone of Arandor?
What do you want?
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#69
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This is just Lokki peeking, and then sketching everything he saw.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#71
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I’ll tell you who’s watching, but later, to keep the suspense.
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#73
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He was peeking, somehow, and looking under Nere's skirt.
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#74
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Because it’s an Arandorling. This behavior is consistent with their nature.
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#75
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Arko Izvrashchenko and Mafko xDxDxD, he cloned himself; the clone distracts Naira, while Arko himself engages in all sorts of depravities.