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What shall we name the establishment?
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
Try it :3
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Triple hatred towards Arandor:

And he called him a good person behind his back :D
Arandor, by the way, likes himself. What is this called? :3
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The centaur and cyclops were heading into the dark part of the forest, and meanwhile, the gnome Sergei, whom Andrei pushed into the ravine, woke up. He began to look for his friends, and when he found them, it turned out that they were both dead. The blows were too strong. Filled with anger and a desire for revenge, Sergei went home, to the gnome village. He decided to gather his fellow gnomes to take revenge on the half-men who had killed his friends. But he found no support among his own, as his attitude in the village was far from the best, because he and his friends had managed to cause trouble there as well, so everyone treated them negatively. Even more enraged, but this time at the gnomes, Sergei decided to take revenge himself. He took a crossbow and a small axe from his house and set off after his target. However, he didn't know where they had gone, so he decided to return to the place where he had last seen them. There, he decided to rest and have a snack. During the meal, he heard a sound coming from the nearby bushes. Sergei took his axe and headed towards the sound. He walked carefully and quietly, swinging the axe properly so that the blow would be strong enough to instantly kill the potential enemy. When he got close to the bushes, a raccoon jumped out and pounced on the gnome. The gnome, caught off guard, dropped his axe and fell to the ground. After a few seconds of struggle, the gnome finally managed to push the raccoon away from him. Grabbing his axe, he ran at the raccoon.
- Spare me! Don't kill me! - cried the raccoon.
The gnome stopped. - Why did you attack me?!
- I attacked?! - the raccoon was surprised. - I was scared and thought you were going to kill me, so I jumped.
- Me? Kill?! You were the one who moved in the bushes first, I thought some kind of predator was hunting me.
- What? No, I just smelled something and came to investigate. Can you give me some food?
- Why would I do that? Find your own food.
- Please.
- No, I said. And besides, I'm leaving, I have business.
- What business?
- It's none of your business.
- Hmm. Are you by any chance looking for a centaur and a cyclops?
- Maybe. What about it?
- I can help you find them, but in exchange for food.
- Do you really know where they are?
- Of course, I saw where they went.
- Well, then it's a deal.
For a moment, a malicious smile appeared on the raccoon's face, but it immediately disappeared when he started eating.
- So, where did they go?
- Hrmm... ammrr... mmm... *gulp*... they went into the dark part of the forest.
- There??? But what do they need there? - the gnome was surprised.
- ...I... don't know... - the raccoon replied, chewing.
- Never mind, it doesn't matter. We're going after them.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
It's worth playing just to see the graphics.
I just played Arcania (Gothic 4). It's worth playing, if only to see the graphics – it puts Crysis to shame. I haven't seen such effects and landscapes in any other game yet. But there are flaws. This primarily concerns the gameplay – firstly, the combat system is poorly designed, and secondly, the leveling and skill system is terribly stupid, and the game world in general – there's no trace left of the thoughtfulness of the previous installments. That's a shame.
Hey, what's the raccoon's name?