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What kind of interface is that?

It's a universal interface. Think about it – you can do practically anything with it.
Also, your signature is full of nonsense.

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android fanboy, advertising is prohibited by the rules.
And I didn't understand the joke in the link either; the picture shows my usual state.

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you really have to be obsessed to put a droid in your signature.
and he also bought some kind of Symbian for the masses and was proud of it.

Think about how you can accomplish almost anything.

Through the ass? Nah, I doubt it. I'm probably wrong.

Post it here. Simba was here before.

and yes, losers, don't fall for that crap in the link in the signature, pay attention to the time and remember my laggy internet! his question came to me five seconds after my "no" :3

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Through your ass?

of course!
also, you were supposedly going to sleep fifteen minutes ago. You even logged out of ICQ!

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haha, I sexually preferred Amkin's signature in every way, now there's no link there

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also, your Miranda looks terrible. Quip is simpler and better although maybe it's just a matter of taste

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okay, I'm going to sleep, bye everyone, I wish you all the best, so that the girls are jealous.

also, your Miranda looks terrible. Quip is simpler and better
although maybe it's just a matter of personal preference

It's strange why you don't have the Win Classic theme.

It's strange why you don't have the "win classic" theme.

because I have Heroes.

And I got excellent results!

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The centaur Andrei ran in the direction from which cries for help were coming. As he approached the area, he began to slow down and carefully crept through the trees. In a clearing, he saw his friend Evgeny, who was surrounded by a gang of dwarves. There were three of them in total; the leader was named Sergei, and the other two were Alexei and Artemy. They were pushing the cyclops, hitting him on the legs with hammers, and insulting and mocking him. The centaur Andrei was very angry with what he saw, and a plan immediately formed in his mind: to attack the dwarves with fists and hooves, which he promptly did. Without any cries or shouts, he ran straight at the offenders. The dwarves heard the sound of hooves too late and didn't have time to react. Andrei, at full speed, hit one of the dwarves with his hooves with such force that he flew far into the bushes and didn't get up again. He put a basket on the head of the second one and pushed him into a ravine that was nearby. The third dwarf wanted to run away, but Evgeny threw a cobblestone at him and hit him in the head; the dwarf remained lying on the ground. After the scuffle, Andrei asked his friend what these scoundrels wanted from him. Evgeny said that they often harassed him and simply because he was different from them, and also because the name of such a monster ends in "Y," just like their names. This is what the dwarves didn't like. The centaur found these reasons strange, but would a friend lie? Then Evgeny suggested that Andrei take a walk in the dark part of the forest, where, according to him, he had found something interesting. Andrei agreed, especially since he had already lost the basket and wouldn't be able to go mushroom picking.

Yes, the image fits the theme. I was also thinking about making the cyclops a complete cyclops, i.e., having only one arm, one leg, but two penises, for example. But I decided to stick to the classic design.

I was even thinking of making the cyclops a complete cyclops.

Give him a completely round eye?

Why does he need two members?

For the sake of irony. You need one of each of the necessary organs, but you have two of the unnecessary ones.

Since when is a member an unnecessary organ?
Ugh.

If there are two, then it is unnecessary.

Having two is a strength!