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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#37844
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Hellboy 2.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#37845
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What movie is that?
http://lurkmore.ru/%D0%97%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#37846
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Didn't expect anything worthwhile.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#37847
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I hate electronics, trance, pop, and rap. If you don't listen to metal, you're garbage.
Today, a classmate brought a laptop to class, and we tried to mix trance music. As it turned out, it's extremely simple: you set a repeating rhythm with a step of 10 "sounds," but in the end, we only managed to create techno. However, as he put it, when nothing remotely decent comes out, you end up with techno.
By the way, if you think about it, there's something to it, although simple melodies get boring quickly.

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot what I came here for. Today, I also cut a Möbius strip in half. I haven't felt such shock since I was 6 years old and clicked on the link "enlarge your penis by 10 centimeters"!1

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#37848
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Don't judge if you haven't seen it. That's a sign of being uncivilized.
Judging by the description, this "masterpiece" is intended for uncivilized people.
I wrote this especially for you, but you didn't notice.
But yes.
when I was 6 years old, I clicked on the link "enlarge your penis by 10 centimeters"!!!1
When you were six, such ads didn't exist yet :3 probably
And what will happen if you cut a Möbius strip in half? oO There will be two strips, like a chipmunk and a pregnant woman.
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#37849
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Yes, when I was 6, you were still too young to realize whether such an advertisement existed or not :3
What will happen if you cut a Möbius strip in half? oO Will there be two strips?
And here, I thought the same thing. But when I cut it, I was SHOCKED!!!1

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#37850
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The ribbon will be twice as long. I figured that out when I was six, while others were busy clicking on ads about penis enlargement.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#37851
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Yes, I also figured that out back then, but the shock was caused by the fact that the transcendental curvature of the surface increased by 200%!

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#37852
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Nah, I'm too lazy to make a Möbius strip. Also, how did you cut it?
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#37853
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What is it for? Is it used anywhere? Or was it just created for fun?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#37854
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This is a fundamental thesis, without which modern science is impossible.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#37855
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-Have you looked at the stars in the Andromeda galaxy?
-No, I haven't.
-Why? And how is your telescope?

-Fucking weather!
Either I didn't understand the humor, or there isn't any.

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Moreover, if we disregard the trolling, this film can easily be considered the best film in Russian cinema, provided the viewer has enough knowledge to understand it.
Lurkmor
The patient was advised to watch it, the patient watched it and threw up. But it's a pity! Therefore, the patient recommended it to his friends and comrades...
Director's annotation to the film
The effect created by the "live" camera allows the viewer to feel like a direct participant and simultaneously a creator of the unusual and powerful performance unfolding, in which the masks of Italian commedia dell'arte are easily recognizable.

The theme of the film is the relationship between army officers in the conditions of a closed society of a military unit. Two main characters – junior officers, who are in the guardhouse, sitting in the same cell, are forced to solve acute social and psychological problems in a small space. The realism of the dialogues and scenery is contrasted by the internal absurdity of actions and the brutality of the characters' motivations.

The film is dedicated to high human qualities – courage, honor, selflessness, and male friendship.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#37856
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What a terrible male friendship! Real friends don't perform oral sex on each other or smear themselves with feces.
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#37858
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No one recommended it to me; I found it myself three years ago, thanks to Pahomov.
Some people just won't understand.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.