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I wanted to play "Magicka," but an error pops up, and the game won't launch (it works for my brother). It's a shame because it's much more interesting and fun to play online than some Diablo 2.

Diablo is a classic, but this is just some random game.

Hey, remind me how to switch between tabs and open them in a new window using the keyboard in the opera browser. You mentioned some methods before, but they seem overly complicated. Why can't they just make it like everywhere else, like we're used to? Why do they have to come up with some convoluted system?

Yesterday, I tried avocado. What a delicious and sweet fruit! I recommend everyone to try it.

I wanted to copy and write about what I tried yesterday, but there was nothing particularly new that I hadn't tried before, and boasting about something ordinary would be silly.
I want to try avocado.

Don't try it, it doesn't taste good.

Whose taste should you listen to? Definitely not yours.

I also want to try avocado now; I’ve wanted to for a long time, but somehow I never got around to it.

what kind of smiley is that ))*?
no, the asterisk isn't because of a correction.

Perhaps the one-eyed creature is dissatisfied with something...

No, these are just smileys. There was no reason to be dissatisfied, besides, in that case, the parentheses could be placed like this *((
but thanks for the suggestion.

Please (:

Arandor, it seems to be one of the variations of the kiss emoticon. At least, I sometimes see it like this: ") *".

Hmm. I was hoping for that)). Now it’s clear. Thanks!

It's a whole story in one emoticon.
)
A standard, mass-produced smile.
))
An enhanced smile. Why enhanced? - because it's getting closer!
))*
And suddenly, it turns into a little kiss.