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#606
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About Vlakhule... I played with him. He left the game three times, always during his turn. We didn't finish the game. Now he's making me finish it, saying we only have 1-2 days left to play. I asked him why he thinks that. Does he have some kind of air advantage or something else? He says no, but he claims he's explored the entire map in Dungeon and has a few hidden horse units. I said, what if I have 80 Vivs? In short, this guy is obsessed with winning, not with enjoying the game. Now he's started accusing me of cheating... I'm curious to know on what basis. And the finale - he's going to complain to SAG. I told him that SAG and many others know me, and no one has ever called me a cheater. He's all about Russian cheaters and friends. In short, it's an extreme form of obsession. I advise you to ignore him.
Дипломатия - искусство говорить собаке "хорошая собачка" до тех пор пока не найдешь подходящую палку.
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#607
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Captain San, we all saw him in the Warlords of the North chat yesterday, and he didn't cause any problems other than being a bit of a noob.


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#608
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There is information that Vlahul is a prominent representative of those who exploit inexperienced players in WCL.
Земля нуля.
Все в ней нулево и кукольно.
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Recently there was a funny situation in the BT online game. In Dragon Utopia 1, a Black Dragon spent 2 rounds unsuccessfully trying to take down a single Archmage (who had been carried for a long time to reduce magic costs). The cheeky Archmage not only survived but killed the poor Black Dragon with a counterattack :smile17:.
С уважением, Деконтаминатор.
Hello from ancient novice!
ЗЫ: Когда я свободен для игры, в Асе у меня стоит состояние "Игры"-"Погоняем!", и я ищу Аськи с аналогичным состоянием.
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#610
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Heroes of Might and Magic (11:40:22 24/01/2011)
I'm still playing.
The battle is still quite difficult, though.)

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:40:27 24/01/2011)
Go for it.

ГероиМиМ (11:40:32 24/01/2011)
So, maybe another 10 minutes...

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:40:37 24/01/2011)
Oh, come on...

ГероиМиМ (11:40:38 24/01/2011)
Or maybe I'll just lose on level 112.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:40:50 24/01/2011)
Don't be so pessimistic, just kill the orcs.

ГероиМиМ (11:43:01 24/01/2011)
Damn it.
Maybe I should just rest like usual?:-D

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:43:20 24/01/2011)
Nah, I can give you auto-battle.

ГероиМиМ (11:43:21 24/01/2011)
7x6, 42, I couldn't handle the Dendroids.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:43:40 24/01/2011)
I'm blocked too, I'll try to break through on 113-114.

ГероиМиМ (11:44:02 24/01/2011)
Well, I basically have to go through them.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:44:11 24/01/2011)
Oh, come on.

ГероиМиМ (11:44:13 24/01/2011)
So, if I don't take it on the second try, which is unlikely...

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:44:14 24/01/2011)
Should I load the save?
You won't beat them without extra ammo.

ГероиМиМ (11:44:52 24/01/2011)
Damn it, I bought ammo!
I can't figure out how to use it.
There's also morale.
It's still difficult.
7 stacks...
Okay, load the save.
I'll try again.
There's really nowhere else to go.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:45:41 24/01/2011)
Okay, go for it.
Don't attack them, though.

ГероиМиМ (11:46:20 24/01/2011)
One path is blocked by a horde of Marksmen.
I'll kill them somehow.
So, I'm stuck here.
It's impossible.
Again, a lot of morale.
Damn, I shouldn't have skipped level 111.
I knew there would be a lot of them... I just thought I could manage.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:52:35 24/01/2011)
And... can't you go around them? Is there no respawn point?

ГероиМиМ (11:52:47 24/01/2011)
There is a path.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:52:51 24/01/2011)
And??

ГероиМиМ (11:52:51 24/01/2011)
You can't go around.
There are two paths.
One leads to the Marksmen horde.
I saw that on day 2.
The other leads to the Dendroids, with a Gigantic and a Golden Bow.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:53:36 24/01/2011)
What if I look at the save now and see that I can go around and beat them?

ГероиМиМ (11:53:49 24/01/2011)
Go ahead and look.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:53:55 24/01/2011)
Just go around them and don't attack them!!

ГероиМиМ (11:54:14 24/01/2011)
There's no way to go around.
Maybe through some weird path.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (11:59:59 24/01/2011)
Thanks for the game, good luck in the future!!!

ГероиМиМ (12:00:13 24/01/2011)
Thanks.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (12:00:50 24/01/2011)
It's embarrassing to write reports about this kind of thing, and I don't want to fight you after this bullshit!!!

ГероиМиМ (12:02:30 24/01/2011)
I don't know what kind of bullshit you're talking about, two blocks in two directions.

KERIZZ (SEM_56) (12:02:43 24/01/2011)
Oh, come on, you can go around!

ГероиМиМ (12:02:49 24/01/2011)
Yes, it's my fault that I didn't rest, I thought I could manage.
But maybe I can, but what kind of game will it be after that?
I won't be able to leave the respawn point.

(censored) anyway)):smile34:
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Good job, you got your revenge! )
You forgot to mention that I would have given you a rest without any problems in that situation. An interesting game is more important to me.
Show your true face when losing. Make sure it`s not ugly.
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it looks like a dispute. there's nothing funny about it.
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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#613
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Sem such Sem
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In my opinion, it's not a good idea to beg for resources for a building that can be bypassed. In my recent games, I consistently block 5 roads with 8mm6 units. And so what? You also need to know how to play with that. Besides, the Golden Bow for a Tower is a pretty good artifact, promising good prospects.
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Even if it were just on the road... losing half of the mana for all heroes there... and having to move only in one direction... there wouldn't be any gameplay.
Show your true face when losing. Make sure it`s not ugly.
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well, if that's the case, why not just upload the save file for everyone to check out?
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Here, just for laughs, is Stepanida...)))
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Well, of course, I exaggerated for dramatic effect. :) But it's not just about traveling on the road; you also have to go around the huts. Now, calculate how much time is lost, considering that roads are faster.
Show your true face when losing. Make sure it`s not ugly.
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Heroes of Might and Magic III
Of course, I exaggerated for emotional effect. :) But it's not just on the road; you also have to go around the huts. Now calculate how much time is lost, considering that roads are faster.
What a nightmare!)))
I had a good setup, and so did you, as I saw later!!!
It could have been an interesting game, but no, thanks...
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