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#3152
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...because he imagined himself to be a dishwasher!

I'm playing daisy chain...
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#3153
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..and the Spanish Inquisition burns you as a witch
I eat children..
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#3154
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What a horror! Azi, don't be friends with that Bear Grylls anymore, or he'll teach you the wrong things.

I'm ice skating...
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#3155
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...but the horses haven't been fed hay for a long time, and they died along the way.

I'm taping their mouths shut...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#3156
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...but your victim breaks free and runs away screaming: "A-a-a-a!!! Help!!! I'm being attacked by a maniac!!!" You, of course, get caught.

I eat a chocolate candy...
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#3157
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..and this is definitely not a treat...
I'm creating a conference in Skype..
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#3158
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...on a computer that has neither internet nor a network.

I'm looking at a fly...
...and this is definitely not a candy...
oh my god, is it...?

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#3159
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Yes, it’s marshmallow.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#3160
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My worst expectations came true.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#3161
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What??? Marshmallow??? Oh NO!!! FFFUUUUUU.....
I'm looking at a fly...
and the fly is looking at you. And it's laughing.

I'm making shorts out of jeans...
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#3162
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...and the shorts make you look like a Dungeon player later on

I'm burning with red pepper...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#3164
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...until you realize that you haven't really lived yet.

I'm drinking mulled wine...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#3165
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WhiteLizard
...until you realize you haven't really lived yet.

Drinking mulled wine...
And a toad is swimming in it :smile04: