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Then get a tablet. I'm not kidding. It's also convenient to use as an e-reader.

$199.50

Not bad.
It's just a bit tedious to pick them out. Maybe there are some particularly good models? :smile33:

I was playing as the Winged Ones. On the first week, on the third day (or maybe the fourth), I suffered a major defeat: I went after Cerberuses with only archers and dryads, got my butt kicked, and heroically fled, saving my level 2 hero. Of course, for the rest of the week, I just wandered around, gathering resources with two heroes; there was no talk of capturing anything. On Monday, I bought druids and unicorns, took revenge on the dogs, captured their damn gold mine, looted the crystals (there were some cool gargoyles there), and killed the archers guarding the treasure. I built a capitol, and headed home. Well, the scout went home and stayed there, while the hero headed towards the gems. Everything was planned so that on Monday, the scout would reinforce the army, and the hero would go to kill the horde of red archers. The Druid week arrived, and I was delighted, thinking, "Oh, how nice, I have a lot of druids now, kawaii." I bought them, along with unicorns and archers, but then it turned out that the road was blocked by damn druids -_- I sent the scout to break through, and he almost got destroyed there; the archers shot him down. The hero went from the other side, and they killed his archers too. In the end, I delivered the army, and the next day, I won) it was just funny.
Then I wandered around with unicorns and druids (there were a few archers and a few dancers; the auto-battle quickly took care of them, and I didn't mind, because they were getting in the way), and then I captured all the mines with one stack of unicorns and six stacks of druids (21 druids in total); usually, the auto-battle tore everything apart without losses. I cleared out the Dungeon, and just as I was heading up, that nasty caterpillar was already at the top >_< "Danger" with no chance of success. I didn't care about the "Danger" because at that moment I had about 50k gold and a ton of unbought armies in the castle, including ents and dragons. I went home, bought emeralds, and upgraded the druids and dryads (I needed to upgrade something else instead of them, but I just randomly clicked on "build," lol). I was critically short on wood. I went to Amka in the center, cleared out some stuff, looted some artifacts, and then, for some reason, I was drawn to Utopia >_< There, my dryads, dancers, druids, and a few unicorns were destroyed. And then Amka sneaked up from behind and... did something nasty %)
Then there was a battle, filled with my epic fails, more than just a little, I didn't even have time to save the hero, lol, he was killed) Amka then brought more armies and came to me, killed me, that's it).

Didn't read it, but I condemn it. I'm tired of your pink text!

I am a descendant of Amko. Each of them has one skill inherited from a Sorceress.

I cleared the dungeon using a squad of 80 invisible scouts and lightning bolts with fireballs.

He is colorblind, he sees purple.

And what about leveling up?

I'm late, I've already posted your character build, nya!

They flooded the thread and didn't even copy my post. Now I'll have to search for it.

Didn't read it, but I condemn it. I'm tired of your pink text!

I second that.

A netbook is a decent gadget, don't listen to them. They don't understand

Who would argue, but I still think, in my humble opinion, that a tablet is better than a netbook.

Well, with such caveats, this opinion is valid!

Didn't read it, but I condemn it. I'm tired of your pink text!

I second that.

I triple that, who can do better? it's really getting annoying.

I agree (OMG, what a construction).
P.S. If Volke does remove the pink text, it doesn't necessarily mean he'll replace it with black; he might choose a pale pink or yellow. However, it's his decision, as unreadable text is simply not read.
P.P.S. It would be amusing to organize a boycott of Volke one day, specifically by ignoring his posts written in pink.