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15 years ago
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Read the thread; Rheven started it first.
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15 years ago
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Take it earlier
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15 years ago
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See, Arandor, you're wrong here.
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15 years ago
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The point wasn't about who wrote it first, but rather that you often write about them.
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15 years ago
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Often, once or twice a month?
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15 years ago
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Many don't write at all, so yes – it happens often.
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15 years ago
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Drakkoska
I'm not afraid. It's my gay neighbor who should be afraid. I'm going to touch him. With a chainsaw.
Basically, I'm dismembering all the neighbors into a bloody mess...
BUT THE NEIGHBORS HAVE GONE TO THEIR COUNTRY HOUSE
LOADING THE FLAMETHROWER
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15 years ago
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AND INSTEAD OF NAPALM, IT TURNS OUT TO BE A BALLOON FULL OF CUCUMBERS
I'M EATING A SALTED CUCUMBER.
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15 years ago
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...and the hangover doesn't go away.

I'm buying a cake with whipped cream...
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15 years ago
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...and they turned out to be carbonated, these creams. You open the cake, and it just sprays everywhere!
I'm fixing the switch...
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15 years ago
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..with a fork
I bang my head against the wall..
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15 years ago
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...lined with paralon, just like in any decent mental institution.

I'm buying a computer mouse.
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15 years ago
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..and they sell you a computer mouse
I'm cutting the foam..
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15 years ago
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...using the eccentric spheres method in the most complex task of creating cutaway drawings.

I drive my car...
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15 years ago
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..in a swimsuit at a gay car wash
drooling over my girlfriend

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