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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#34139
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Dark Fire Magic suits you.
Your rage knows no bounds, your vengeance is fierce, but not very sophisticated; you prefer to act openly and directly. For you, the world is a place to demonstrate your strength and superiority over others. But at the same time, you will tear the throat of anyone who dares to harm you or your loved ones. Your life is about defending YOUR truth. For you, there can only be two options: yours and wrong. You are completely incompatible with those who wield Water magic, and you need Light Air for balance, but you need to be careful, otherwise you both might mess things up. But remember that the division into Dark and Light is quite conditional!
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Everything is clear...(((
Пара банок пива, снаряд дешевого пойла
Ракета прущего дыма и море свободы
Серьезные помыслы, прущие скорости, мама с вопросами:
- Куда ты дел совесть? Стань взрослым.
Я в ответ молчал виновато
- Посмотри на брата, разве трудно быть нормальным?
Им не понять меня, не поменять меня
Хотели поломать меня - им не поймать меня
В чем моя вина?
Думал бежать отсюда, хлопал дверями злобно -
Обида-паскуда
Мама била посуду и тихо плакала
Молилась за меня Богу - свечи ставила
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#34140
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Wow, what a thing! 111adyn!
Lightning magic suits you.
You are wise. You are very wise. And you can achieve more; you have been given much, but often you don't even know everything about yourself, and your talents quickly fade away. You are a good psychologist, but you are prone to frequent boredom. You need a person with Cloud magic – only they, with their liveliness and humor, can stir you up, and only you can keep them from risky escapades. But you are not immune to adventurism either, so go for it, find yourself!
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I guessed it, didn't I? :)
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#34141
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And Loki always said that I wasn't a paladin.

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#34142
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I created my own test... Please take it.
Пара банок пива, снаряд дешевого пойла
Ракета прущего дыма и море свободы
Серьезные помыслы, прущие скорости, мама с вопросами:
- Куда ты дел совесть? Стань взрослым.
Я в ответ молчал виновато
- Посмотри на брата, разве трудно быть нормальным?
Им не понять меня, не поменять меня
Хотели поломать меня - им не поймать меня
В чем моя вина?
Думал бежать отсюда, хлопал дверями злобно -
Обида-паскуда
Мама била посуду и тихо плакала
Молилась за меня Богу - свечи ставила
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#34143
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passed.

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#34144
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You are the only Sylvan who made it through...
Пара банок пива, снаряд дешевого пойла
Ракета прущего дыма и море свободы
Серьезные помыслы, прущие скорости, мама с вопросами:
- Куда ты дел совесть? Стань взрослым.
Я в ответ молчал виновато
- Посмотри на брата, разве трудно быть нормальным?
Им не понять меня, не поменять меня
Хотели поломать меня - им не поймать меня
В чем моя вина?
Думал бежать отсюда, хлопал дверями злобно -
Обида-паскуда
Мама била посуду и тихо плакала
Молилась за меня Богу - свечи ставила
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#34145
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Hey, why was the topic closed? /:
Not everyone was "trolling" there.

Stupid test.
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#34146
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If I hadn't closed it, they would have trashed it. That's just how it is here.

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#34147
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a silly test

You're one to talk. The first test rarely turns out well...
Пара банок пива, снаряд дешевого пойла
Ракета прущего дыма и море свободы
Серьезные помыслы, прущие скорости, мама с вопросами:
- Куда ты дел совесть? Стань взрослым.
Я в ответ молчал виновато
- Посмотри на брата, разве трудно быть нормальным?
Им не понять меня, не поменять меня
Хотели поломать меня - им не поймать меня
В чем моя вина?
Думал бежать отсюда, хлопал дверями злобно -
Обида-паскуда
Мама била посуду и тихо плакала
Молилась за меня Богу - свечи ставила
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#34148
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I infiltrated the city of those vile drow, disguised as one of them, went to a tavern, climbed to the chambers of debauchery, and spent time with some easy drow wench. The inscription said that I rested for four days, and upon awakening, the illusion wore off, and the whole city turned against me. =(
And that grumpy paladin decided to lecture Einon at that very moment, which always irritates him greatly. As a result, these two jerks happily fight each other while the drow creatures harass Edwin. :mad:

But overall, I've already completed the Underdark, and I can say that I really enjoyed this chapter, unexpectedly so – especially considering it's from BioWare. Such an undercover operation, with so many intrigues and schemes, such vile underground creatures, such a cunning and lengthy quest involving a silver dragon, such a charming lawful good mage being freed from captivity, and such a daring expansion of the anuses of the githyanki.
They just didn't let me seduce and kill the dragon. If you do her quest, you won't be able to kill her, and if you do kill her, you'll get less experience than for completing the quest, you won't find anything useful on her body, and you won't get the item that's given for completing the quest. Of course, it would have been worth killing her for the vial of blood needed to enchant the ARMOR MADE OF PIECES OF HUMAN SKIN, but whether it's a bug or just my blindness, I never found that armor, even though I went back to search the house later.
That's the story.
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#34149
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I found a skin (it looks like a shirt, but made of human skin), but it's only for evil characters. And if I'm not mistaken, a mage can't wear it. Unfortunately, I never got to see how it looks on a character, because I didn't have any evil characters. And I didn't upgrade it into leather armor either, because I didn't kill a dragon.

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#34150
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Arandor
I wish I were in Nebo, I wish I were in Nebo...
I've been here, but I haven't been there.
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#34151
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The famous hero of the realms, Drizzt Do'Urden, in person, before:
and after being reduced to the status of a disgraced individual: .
You can have a funny dialogue with him and his company, reminding him that you already met during the first part, and the player expanded his anal passage; then he will get upset and demand an apology. His entire pseudo-good gang, grunting and giggling like a pack of school bullies, will mockingly ask you to kneel during the apology. Unfortunately, nature has endowed them with an enviable sense of self-importance at the expense of rather meager intelligence, and a phrase like "kneel, apologize, and open your mouth, and in a couple of minutes we'll let you go" looks at least very funny when addressed to a gang of fierce Baal rogues who have more than a few dragon kills to their name, countless others, and are almost at twenty, and in relation to Einon, they have long surpassed that number.
The special comedic effect is added by the fact that not a single useful item fell from their bodies - just junk to be sold to a pawnbroker in the slums.

And this is how the UNDEAD TURN works:



No effort, no single attack was made. The terrifying vampires succumbed just as easily.
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#34152
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There's a dedicated thread for all of this, isn't there?
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#34153
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he doesn't post the entire gameplay, but only certain moments.

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