Posts from Dreams. Auto-translated

decided to play LOTRO. I started as an elf, but somehow ended up in Gondor (even though Gondor, Rohan, and generally everything south of Arnor isn't there). I had something like a GPS showing the location of the White City Guard. Basically, it was just a map. On it, I found someone named "Kristina" and went to chat with her. But, alas! My Wi-Fi dropped! I had to reconnect. I approached her, but I didn't really say anything. Then, two or three more elves appeared, and we talked about something. One of them gave me some better armor "to level up." That's it.

Yesterday, I watched a really dumb movie (it was more like a series of episodes stitched together), "Riverworld," based on a book. It was terribly made. Basically, no one died; everyone just respawned. In my dream, I was fighting some Orcs again, like from Gothic, but I, and they too, didn't really care, because we were respawning. I even jumped into a crowd of Orcs, but they didn't attack me, meaning they weren't aggressive Orcs. There were huge areas with non-aggressive Orcs. I started shooting at a group of three with a crossbow, but for some reason, they kept running up to me and killing me. Then I noticed that one of them was some kind of mega-elite Orc in silver armor, and his name was "King." I thought I'd kill him later as part of a quest and moved on. I met another elite Orc named "Emperor!" He was red. There was a tall tower nearby, so I grabbed the Emperor by the collar and dragged him up, then dropped him. The height was like a twenty-story building. I watched with delight as he fell, respawned, climbed back up to me with revenge in mind, and fell again. This happened several times. What a joke, this Emperor, and he's an Orc! From that tower, I surveyed the Orc lands, and very close by were ordinary, depressing human city buildings from our time. I sat on some kind of cart (damn, I forgot what these things are called that ride along ropes), and I went for a ride. I went around nine circles, then the cabin detached and fell with me, but just a meter above the ground. I went to the ticket booth, they gave me a hundred rubles back, and I went somewhere. So, that's it

Oh, let me tell you about one of my dreams from today.
So, the gist of it was that I and either my friend from real life or some other guy were fighting off zombies, the kind from the movie *28 Days Later*! We were in some kind of forest cabin by the road, a tall one (like a hut on chicken legs, like in the Dobrynya Nikitich tale). I was looking out from there and saw campfires, people running, others lying around... it was as if some kind of festival was supposed to take place, and all sorts of hikers had gathered, but then this mess happened. Initially, there were several of us, but some of them left somewhere, and they might have turned into zombies. And someone else wanted to join us, but we chased them away (they were peaceful). So, we were sitting in the cabin with this guy, fighting off the monsters. They were fast and strong, even jumping through the window and climbing the stairs. I was hitting them with some kind of whip, more like a bathrobe belt, but it was definitely a combat whip (a combat bathrobe belt, lol), because it was seriously damaging the zombies. It even knocked off parts of their heads. Anyway, that's how we were fighting them off. I even had to strangle my cat because it turned into a zombie (yes, it also affects animals, and they just attack). The little bastard didn't want to die, so I strangled him with this belt. I felt bad, but I wanted to live. Then I don't remember, I think the dream ended... but there were more and more zombies.

Yeah, that's what kind of hero I am. And you didn't believe me! You fools.

Maybe the dream was caused by watching the movies *28 Days Later* and *28 Weeks Later*, which I was rewatching that week, or maybe by yesterday's episode of *Supernatural* about zombies.
And yes, to truly feel the danger and fear of my dream, watch these two movies! Or rather, the two parts of this movie

The Devil appeared in my dream today, but I couldn't talk to him. Instead, Revanka and Koteiko were there.

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Oh, and there was also a Lizard. I'll tell you more about it later.

Along a country road,
A three-legged cat wandered,
People chased him from everywhere,
Children threw stones at him.
Awkward, not pleasing to people,
He was driven away from everywhere,
He quietly backed away,
Giving everyone an offended look.
In the evening, the sun sets,
Everyone quietly goes to sleep,
The night has passed, where is the morning?
There is no light to be seen.
Day after day, the cat walked,
Almost walked around the whole world.
In one place on the planet
He met a little girl.
She says to him:
- I know, you are Satan!
Evil people didn't do it on purpose,
It is possible to bring God's light back to them.
He smirked and said:
- They will have light!
In the morning, the sun rose,
Time passed, but where is the evening?
Along a country road,
A three-legged cat wandered...

It happened in a one-room apartment where I used to live. There were quite a few people I knew there, like Revan or Lizard; they looked just like in real life (well, I had seen their pictures, so I remembered what they looked like), and Koteiko was some kind of cute anime character, but that's not the point. The atmosphere was quite friendly, but he ruined it. The Devil entered the room, and I clearly remember his face; it was like the face of a demon from the movie Jeepers Creepers, only blood-red and with scars. He was wearing a formal suit and had a cane in his hand. When he entered, no one was scared, surprised, or tense; it was as if he was supposed to come in. Satan suggested playing some kind of game with us; I don't remember what it was or what you got if you won, but if you lost, you had to give up something of your belongings (something small, like a keychain, a pen, or some other trinket). Everyone put up their things, and I, for some reason, put up my soul. Well, of course, we lost (and when we lost, Koteiko said something like, "Oh, snap!", which sounded funny). Who would win against the Devil? After we lost, everyone suddenly started disappearing, and the souls of those who played ended up in the things they had put up, and the Devil took them along with the souls. When it was my soul's turn, it flew through him as it was heading towards him; he didn't take it, couldn't take it, I don't know why. As a result, I remained in the form of a soul, flying around the apartment, and Satan, apparently tired after lunch, lay down to sleep on my parents' bed.

A huge, delicious, fresh, and fragrant homemade pie :smile39:

I often wake up with the desire to go back to sleep, even if everything wasn't perfect in my dream, but it was much more interesting and varied.

battle black...

I really wanted to access the BIOS settings on my laptop, but it was being tricky and launching Doom instead.
Then I found myself *in* Doom, which was a bit strange, because I hadn't been thinking about anything like that lately. There were fewer monsters, and although I was collecting some kind of weapon, I wasn't killing them; I was just avoiding them and skillfully making my way through the level, not letting them attack me and not falling into traps. They also didn't seem very eager to kill me; when they noticed me, they would approach and engage in a casual, polite conversation, even though both of us knew that it was in my best interest to keep my distance. Mostly, we exchanged a few phrases while I was weaving around and hiding behind columns, and the monster was walking towards me, but with a large spider-robot that shoots from a machine gun, I even had to have a conversation, without slowing down, of course. It seems like it wished me good luck at the end, and I somehow encouraged it and called it by name. And then I would end up in the same little room, and that's where it would all end. After that, either they would start attacking me, and everything would fade into a blur, or the level would restart. I don't understand what the reason was. Maybe there was some kind of puzzle there. Something related to what one of them said to me, and the actions I was taking there.
All this time, elite light music from the Victorian era was playing in the background, although I actually know where the melody comes from. It was so alternative. I liked it.

Today, Doctor Chaos and I tried to diagnose another mysterious illness that has infected thirty people, and from which several have died. This dream made me think that it might be a good idea to download the sixth season of this game with an unpleasant aftertaste, which I have been ignoring for about a year.

Man, I had such an interesting dream today. I woke up in the middle of the night after it and wanted to write it down, but I was too lazy to get up, so I fell back asleep. And in the morning, I don't remember anything anymore(( Only the ending, mostly.
Some evil people or Wizards flooded an entire island. A small one. And there was my house and my belongings! Luckily, I know how to fly, so I watched it all. There was a Castle on the island, and one of its towers was so high that its height was several times greater than the width of the island. But the Wizards were so ruthless that they managed to level even its very top with the water! Of course, it would be more logical to assume that they were submerging the island itself in the water, but in the dream, it looked more like the sea level rising, a tsunami, a storm.
It would be interesting to swim somewhere underwater in a submarine and come across a small island with a town, a Fortress, a Castle, and a long, surreal tower.
And before all of that, there was some other action involving these Wizards. And I was running around there, doing something, but I don't remember anymore.

Sometimes you have such strange dreams. For example, tonight I dreamt that I was flying inside a volcano. It seemed like I was flying for a long time, but I never landed. In the dream, everything felt so real, I even felt a little bit hot :D

I had a very realistic dream. I could see and hear everything so clearly, it was almost like reality. I probably would have thought it was real if I hadn't been wearing a t-shirt and shorts and tying my shoelaces. In the dream, I was going to buy shin guards and was thinking for a long time whether to wear sneakers or cleats. First, I put on the cleats, and then I thought it would be better not to wear them and not have to clean the studs, so I put on the sneakers. But then I thought that the cleats would be worn over the shin guards, not the sneakers, but I still put on the sneakers. I remember very well the moment when I was tying my shoelaces; they were red and blue. And I also remember the conversation with my mother; I could hear the whole sentences clearly. It was a very realistic dream.

Finally, dreams!
Although, at first, I was at school. Not my own, but the previous one. I was kind of visiting, but I was also taking classes there. I was in English class with our favorite teacher (no sarcasm, she's a good person), but the lesson was interrupted because there was a huge line of younger students waiting for her, and she needed to deal with them urgently. So, we just sat there in silence (well, not really silent, she kept interrupting us every few minutes). I was listening to music (as usual), but for some reason, I noticed several times that I wasn't wearing headphones, i.e., the music was playing through the speaker. I put on my headphones, listened to the teacher's lecture about the noise, and continued. The device I had was strange: not my usual htc hd2, but some other HTC, smaller and less powerful.
Then, I was walking around the school back and forth for some unclear reason. This was already in the new school. I met the principal, someone else, and the art teacher, but the latter was from the old school. I said hello and walked past, but then I went back, trying to remember her name, but I couldn't, so I just asked what she was doing there. She had moved because her husband was transferred. Just like me.
The principal also told me to find something, and it was somehow related to that art teacher, or rather, to some person who was needed for a couple of lessons. I somehow quickly found it, but I wasn't sure if it was the right thing because it turned out to be a repair crew, lol). They showed me how they could renovate a school classroom for 47k, I left them near the classroom where the principal was, and quickly left before she noticed me and said I had done something wrong.

Next, it will be a little more interesting)

Downstairs, everything turned into some unknown comedic computer game about school o_O But I wasn't the main character yet, so I calmly got dressed and wanted to finally get out of the cursed school and go home, damn it. There was a group of bullies nearby who were teasing some small boy. It seems it was because of his family or parents, maybe because of poverty, I don't remember. But they got bored, they came to me, I ignored them, but the computer game wanted a battle, lol! I was given a syringe (oO), and the huge bully was given a mop. The game was like this: he stood there and spun the mop like a propeller (he didn't attack me), and I had to grab the right spot on the mop at the right moment and take it away. Why I needed a syringe, I never understood o_O In general, I took the mop in a few tries, it was added to my inventory, and I went to get dressed. But then, the second bully appeared -_- He had some kind of stick. I defeated him with the mop (the dream doesn't say how I did it), but I was told that using a mop was very uncool (oO) and I had to fight again, but with a stick. However, I got tired of it, I ignored the game, its messages, and the bullies, because I didn't need all this, I got dressed, and finally went home. But I ended up in the next dream)
Again, a game, Oblivion. I just installed it out of boredom, to go there and do something. And that's what I did. But before that, there was a lot of nonsense: I found some girl, and we discussed for a long time where we should bury each other, and we needed to be buried next to each other o_O And all the places we suggested were underwater.
When this nonsense ended, we went to the city. She disappeared somewhere, I forgot about her, but I had a companion. He ran to the center of the city, and I stayed on the edge and waited for something. Well, I waited: mice ran up, and I was too lazy to kill them, so I ran away from them) I ran to the center of the city. And there were fires, flames, daedra, and all sorts of things. They were strong, I couldn't kill them (I was still level 1), so I ran away from them too, and ended up in a cave (in the city, yeah). There was a huge crowd of rats at first: they were standing so close to each other that they formed a carpet. I walked over it, and no one bit me. Then there was the same crowd of bugs (although there weren't any bugs in Oblivion). I walked around there for a bit and ended up somewhere else. I was already on the surface, playing Heroes of Might and Magic 5 (I replayed it, hehe). I was running from one stable to another, somehow increasing the effect and getting extra steps. In this way, I could have accumulated enough steps to run across the entire map at once) But I was too lazy, I went to another stable, but it was a quest-related one. I was shown a video, I don't remember what it was about. Well, that's it, I woke up.

Yesterday, I also had a dream)
But I almost don't remember it.
There was a Fortress there, I was either attacking it or defending it. Logically, I was attacking it because I needed something inside. The dream was in a fantasy setting, but the thing was futuristic. And with it, I could almost rule the world; it was some incredibly cool artifact.