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Clown.

The point was that if I had played that map as Swamp and you as Barbarian, the result would have been exactly the same in my favor, and most likely by a much larger margin.

And you would have whined just the same: "Aaaa... this lucky prick got full control on 122, while I only got one shitty Dragon Utopia at the edge of the world with a +6all helmet and no magic, that's why he ate the whole center by the time I reached him, lucky loser".

The map was actually in your favor despite a wagonload of hidden caches on my side. Because on Jebus Cross, it's not just the loot that matters, but the road geometry and distances between key objects. You had everything compact and close by, plus ГО from Azure on 121 could be dropped by any idiot with bulls without distracting the main army. In the end, Blue would have taken the central Castle around 123 (not 126 like you did), and then calmly grabbed the key artifacts.

But that's all assuming correct play, not the noobishness you displayed.

And then instead of analyzing your mistakes, replaying the map, and finding the gaps, the first thing you did was blame everything on the generator—claiming it didn't give this or that. If they gave parameters, you'd whine that you weren't given control. If they gave control and parameters, you'd whine about lack of speed. Or you'd find some other excuse.

And in the end, it turns out that I, having played my hand at best a 4 minus (the spectators there must have been shocked by the number of blunders), am absolutely crushing you, the "super-duper skilled but unlucky" one. Even though your layout was more promising (see development guidelines above).

It's all because you played your hand at about a 3, without even a plus. When you realize this fact and take measures to fix the situation, then you will grow. Until then, you're just amusing the onlookers gathered at (censored) to stare.

It's quite obvious, Valentin, that you would lose playing for any side, and lose badly. Simply because your gameplay on Jebus is generally terrible.

Valentin, you probably don't understand what your posts with insults can lead to.
Next time, the Creator is unlikely to accept the initiative to create a Poll to lift the Eternal Ban on you.

Is it really impossible to convey the meaning of what you want to say without insults?

Please be more careful.

Replay with a different color. I think everything will become clear.

Today we have a downpour, and I remembered how last autumn I was crossing the road with one of the Heroes players. The puddles were knee-deep. We're standing at the traffic light, waiting for the green light. There are a couple of people in front of us, and a few more are pushing their way from behind and stand in front of us. Then a couple of foreign cars "fly by" at low speed, and this entire line of people is splashed with water from the nearest puddles. The Heroes player's phrase: "the level 1 units covered the main stacks"))). Now, when crossing the road in the rain, I automatically think, "let the level 1 units go first, I'll follow them"))).

I'm terribly late for work, and I'm thinking about how to get to the right place faster, and then the thought comes to me: I wish I had angel wings right now!

What are you talking about, DD is the best, no questions asked :)

What the hell is Dimension Door, Town Portal rules :D

TP is when you rush home from work.