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Well, you'll be kicking the bucket soon, and there's not much time left before the day you're gone:rolleyes:

butt before death

...it took some time to realize that this is a verb.

It took a couple of tries to understand the phrase.

Excuse my French.

...it took some time to realize that it was a verb.

Clumsy.

I was washing some container in the bathroom, and then I heard the doorbell ring, followed by a second ring. I went to open the door, and there was my neighbor, and some old man was visiting him. I thought to myself

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, if acquaintances visit neighbors, they always call us, you squinting scammer. They don't see the numbers next to the doorbell buttons. Or they're just trolling.

I ate, did everything, poured myself a cup of fragrant, freshly ground coffee, and told Arandor about it. I opened Redtube, and then they started banging on the door with their fists. Of course, the doorbell inside is broken; I haven't fixed it in a year and a half, even though all the parts are in a box on the PC case – it's within reach. Here, I'm holding them in my hands right now. It would take a minute, but whatever, I don't feel like it.
It seems it was a census. I don't care. I would have let a female student in, but I'm not going to let some old man in and listen to him talk. I'd rather pour another cup.

And why didn’t you mention that I was happy for you when you poured yourself a cup of coffee?

Well, I was talking about myself! But yes, Aru liked it.

And I let the census taker in! Though, it wasn't some old geezer, but a student worn out by a hard life.

there, most of them are students working for meager pay.

The elite of the forum has gathered in this section. Newcomers visit the forum and with horror and trepidation observe how large and bloated World of Warcraft has become in general, and Haven in particular. They understand that, unlike the sections discussing castles and units, they cannot simply barge in here because they will receive a cold reception from seasoned regulars, or even be trolled immediately. Therefore, they avoid this section like a bad neighborhood late at night.

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Or maybe they are simply put off by Ar with his jokes about sodomy.

This section has gathered the elite of the forum. Newcomers visit the forum and with horror and trepidation observe how much World of Warcraft, in general, and Haven, in particular, have grown and become bloated.
They realize that, unlike the sections discussing castles and units, they cannot simply barge in here because they will receive a cold reception from seasoned regulars, or even be quickly trolled. Therefore, they avoid this section like a bad neighborhood late at night.

Of course, this is "Dragon Utopia," and unprepared heroes should not come here yet.

As a bounty hunter from Varik says: "A ghoul is a ghoul's friend, comrade, and... food."

I also want to play like that. :smile05: