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Let everyone see it, damn it!!!

Wlk777 (16:45:32 16/10/2010)
We have an unfinished one, but I don't remember anything anymore.)

Wlk777 (16:45:36 16/10/2010)
Let's start a new one!)

You bl.. goat... let everyone see!!!

Wlk777 (16:45:32 16/10/2010)
we have an unfinished game there I think but I don't remember anything anymore )

Wlk777 (16:45:36 16/10/2010)
let's start a new one )

For the particularly advanced, I repeat — before the game and your behavior like that, I didn't want to finish playing. Then I wanted to. Since it was your turn when the game was postponed and you don't have a save, that means you conceded. By the way, I had already caught your scout hero with an army and you clearly bought yourself off with your last gold; the game was already heading toward your rightful defeat. That is much more my in-game victory than that misunderstanding you posted. So confirm it and don't make excuses.

What is funny, or even hilarious, about this situation?

For the especially advanced, I repeat — I didn't want to finish the game before it started and before your behavior like that. Then I wanted to. Since it was delayed on your turn and you don't have a save, it means you surrendered. By the way, there I had already caught your scout hero with an army, and you bought yourself off clearly with your last money; the game was already heading toward your rightful surrender. That is much more of my gaming victory than that misunderstanding you posted. So confirm it and don't make excuses.

And should I wrap you a candy wrapper for your mouth??))
Look who showed up, a bl... strategist))

P. S. I'm collecting for Valentina's treatment; sympathetic people, ping me on ICQ)):smile45:

Should I wrap it up in a candy wrapper for you??))
Oh, look, a strategist has appeared...))

P.S. I'm collecting donations for Valentina's treatment; kind people, contact me on ICQ:smile45:

You need to work on your logical thinking because you don't even have enough of it to understand that this thread isn't about what you're writing about. Unless you're trying to make people laugh with your ability to blame others in games where you're losing.

Merge and conquer, learn, damn it!

Where did you get it, perhaps here? /topic/7297/

I see that Blitz has ended up in this thread. Moreover, the rules for Blitz correspond to the rules of ХВ and only slightly reduce the limit. One of the players advised me to invite Hermit to this tournament :).
Yesterday I played with Vik on 8mm6a as part of this tournament. Vik captured 5 cons and came to my place on turn 126. And all this within a limit of 600+300.
Conclusion: learn to play quickly :)

I'd rather run a 100-meter dash in 11+ seconds than try to compete with Vik in Heroes for speed. Maybe you should also suggest he play Starcraft and see if he can win.

Isn't it time to award Valentin the lifetime title of honorary shitposter of all Hv? And present him with a medal to be displayed under his avatar.

Isn't it time to award Valentine with the lifetime title of honorary shitposter of all Hv? And present him with a medal under his avatar.

He fought hard for this title and won against Alex R :D The title is called Chief Shit-Shoveler (GG-2010).

What does Alex_R have to do with it? He wrote less than 10% of what exists now regarding this character. Apparently, playing Heroes for a long time has an unhealthy effect on one's mental state.

What does Alex_R have to do with it? He didn't write even 10% of what exists now regarding this character. Apparently, playing Heroes for a long time has an unhealthy effect on the psyche.

So what if someone likes to assert themselves online? I'm sure he wouldn't repeat this in real life. Vicc, for example, understands this and takes it with humor. You just need to be more relaxed about online communication.

Heh-heh-heh :D :D :D

You're a strange one, Wicc. I warned you right away – if you start acting smart, I'll swear at you :D. You shouldn't have annoyed me with those stupid accusations about me not taking the chocolate in the deepest part of the swamp when, in reality, 80% of the chocolate was distributed much closer to you. We reached the center around the same time, but you had much more chocolate there. So, you got what you deserved =).

You guys are awesome! )))) You cheered me up ;) )))))

I hope no one will argue, right? ;)

You're a strange one, Vicc. I warned you right away – if you start acting smart, I'll swear at you :D. You shouldn't have annoyed me with your stupid complaints about me not taking the supplies in the deepest part of the swamp when, in reality, 80% of the chocolate was distributed much closer to you. We reached the center around the same time, but you had many times more chocolate there. So, you got what you deserved =).

Clown.

The point was that if I were playing the swamp faction and you were playing the Barbarian faction, the result would be exactly the same in my favor, and most likely with an even greater advantage.

And you would whine just as much: "Aaa... this Prushnik got full control on level 122, and I only got one crappy unit in the middle of nowhere with a +6 all helmet and no magic, so he ate up the entire center by the time I got there, lucky bastard."

The distribution was in your favor despite my many attempts to hinder you. Because in Jebus, it's not just about the units, but also about the map layout, the distances between key objects. You have everything compact and close together, plus the Guardian of the Labyrinth on level 121 could be easily defeated by any noob with bulls without diverting the main army. As a result, the blue player would take the central Castle around level 123 (instead of 126 as you did), and then easily grab the key artifacts.

But that's all with proper gameplay, not with the noobishness you displayed.

And instead of analyzing your mistakes, replaying the game, and finding your shortcomings, you immediately started blaming the random number generator – saying it didn't give you this or that. If you were given different parameters, you would complain that you didn't get control. If you were given control and parameters, you would complain that you didn't get speed. Or you would find something else to complain about.

And in the end, it turns out that I, who played my game at best a 4 minus (the viewers probably were shocked by the number of mistakes), easily beat you, the "super-duper skilled but unlucky" player. And that's despite the fact that your starting position was more promising (see above for development guidelines).

It's all because you played your game at around a 3, even without a plus. When you realize this fact and take steps to correct the situation, then you will improve. But for now, you're just amusing the onlookers who gathered to (censored) and watch.