Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Do as you wish.

Today I watched a video on VKontakte. Well... in short, BHG performed, and the vocalist started singing a Depeche Mode cover (it was awful), and during the song, their bassist stood up, took off his pants, and started peeing on the vocalist. He was singing, and this guy was peeing on him, right on his head, on his face, maybe even in his mouth... then he took off his hat and finished peeing into the hat, and the vocalist put the hat on his head. It was crazy... of course, he changed clothes afterward, but it was all horrible.

Added 2 hours 37 minutes later
What kind of people are in Mafia? Are they deliberately trying to make me angry? If at first I was surprised by them, now it just irritates, saddens, and angers me.

This quirk is really annoying. In this version, whenever the contact list pops up, any open window gets minimized to accommodate it, and it doesn't overlap. If you click the "normal window title" checkbox, so that it shows a minimize-square-close button, it will be normal for a while, but then it starts acting up again. Also, I just spilled some tea on my keyboard, and now the message window is glitching – when I press E, it opens the file explorer, and when I press Ya, it opens the "Run" command.
This quirk is really annoying.

Have you usurped power in the "Witches" clan?

Uncle.

welcome the new leader

I implore you to worship and make sacrifices. The old leader is dead, long live the new leader!

I understand why Revan isn't logging in! He was killed in Mafia, so he's like, dead in the game. That's why he can't log in.

Revan'ka seems to have disappeared; I think he's getting tired of the internet. Although his computer is on.

He was checking out my profile on Last.fm.

Added 39 minutes later
Abdul stared into the distance through his binoculars for a while. We were sitting on cold concrete, leaning against the wall of a half-ruined five-story civilian building. I saw the fear on my comrade's face as he handed me the optical device. I swallowed and used his binoculars: they had arrived earlier than expected and were already nearby. I passed the binoculars back, slung the Dragunov sniper rifle over my shoulder, and was already looking at the enemy through the optical sight. A convoy consisting of several dozen American infantrymen escorted two Humvees. My target was in the first one, and it was easy for me to crush the skull of that fat bastard. Panic broke out among the soldiers. Before they could determine where the fire was coming from and take cover behind the vehicle, I managed to take out two more.
The last thing I saw before waking up in the infirmary was a Tomahawk missile heading in our direction.

But in reality...
I've always had excellent vision, but in the last year, I've started to feel like my eyesight is getting worse.
On Thursday, I went for a consultation with an ophthalmologist at the hospital where I'm "staying" as a day patient. One eye - 0.8; the other - 0.9. This was expected.
The doctor told me to avoid any strain on my eyes for five days. Naturally, I agreed. And just at that time, I got a little sick, meaning I had no choice but to sit in four walls and do nothing. Today, I visited her again, and this time, no deviations were found, and I passed all the tests well. Both eyes were - 1.0

I didn't reveal anything. He exposed himself.

One eye has a vision of 0.8; the other has a vision of 0.9.

I have 0.7 and 0.8. X)

But you know, the first story sounds more plausible.

Which one is bigger?
Left: 1.0, right: 0.9

Unit for both.

and I don’t remember. I’m a silly goose.

Added 5 minutes later
I invite you to my birthday party in winter. The conditions are:
1. Buy the tickets yourself.
2. You will rent a room somewhere. Also, at your own expense.
3. Gifts are a must.
4. If you want to drink and have fun, you’ll need money for that too.

And remember, it’s just a birthday party, and the main thing is that everyone has fun! x)

I will come. A man of his word.