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[21:11:56] I will never forget the Captain... I remember him saying on the portal: "There are only bugs in TE..." He was asked: "What kind of bugs?" He replied: "Well, slow in the second level of the guild, DD in the water..."
It's nice that they mention me, think about me, and can't even forget me :)
It's just not very pleasant that they distort my words. A new feature has appeared on the portal - you can see all the posts of each user. Look for where I talked about slow and DD... I didn't even know it was like that back then :)
I always said that TE is bad because it's a dead-end branch - no one in the world plays it and will never play it... on a large scale. To be honest, the Heroes game is outdated - and the influx of new players who will choose TE is meager.
Well, there are actually a lot of bugs in TE - they are more related to the concept of the word "bugs" - when something is not picked up (scripts), something causes failures (better communication channels are needed than for SOD), and the game balance is worse (the same upgrade for wolves for Tyraxor or the castration of necromancy).
Дипломатия - искусство говорить собаке "хорошая собачка" до тех пор пока не найдешь подходящую палку.
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Dedicated to fans of streams; if I were in charge of the video room, I would shut it down.
...............:smile40:
Всё будет хорошо!!! Только неизвестно когда... НО ОБЯЗАТЕЛЬНО БУДЕТ!!!
Но!...
Слушай всех, прислушивайся к немногим, решай сам...

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worse gameplay balance (like the wolf upgrade for Tyraxor or the nerfing of Necromancy).
Good job, Navukh, you're keeping the topic alive, it's funny and amusing :D
Всем удачи ! И Морали !
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Captain
It's not very pleasant that they distort my words.

(better communication channels are needed than for SoD)...
Can you also find something about the "team that was banned for cheating in Germany"?

Regarding the requirements for communication channels:

Samurai (15:25:42 4/09/2010)
So, is WoG more demanding on communication channels than SoD?


asm (15:45:13 4/09/2010)
WoG is a little more demanding

asm (15:45:24 4/09/2010)
but only for transmitting the turn

asm (15:45:33 4/09/2010)
and the initial loading

asm (15:47:19 4/09/2010)
i.e., for the initial loading of a L+U map, SoD transmits approximately 400KB
WoG - .........

asm (15:47:22 4/09/2010)
hmm.... no

asm (15:47:32 4/09/2010)
the numbers are the same

asm (15:47:49 4/09/2010)
i.e., it is not more demanding at all

What can I say - Nebuchadnezzar detected.
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I wanted to ask about something that happened to me recently: a catapult fired at a Trog, instead of the wall, and dealt only 1 damage. I didn't quite understand why.
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VoIP demands a higher quality connection than SoD; this is a fact. Recently, we wasted 2 hours trying to start a 2v2 match, gave up, and switched to SoD, and the game immediately ran smoothly for all four of us.
Не бійся коли ти один, бійся коли ти нуль.

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Turn-based strategy is indeed more demanding. Just look at the turn transition speed – in turn-based strategy, this process takes about twice as long.
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I wanted to ask, I recently had a situation where a catapult shot at a Trog, instead of the wall )) And it dealt 1 damage. I didn't quite understand it then.
It was a stone that flew off the wall.
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I've always said that TE is terrible because it's a dead-end branch – no one in the world plays it, and no one ever will play it...on a large scale.

It's a dead end because there's no funding. If there were financial investments and PR, things would be different.

But it can also be promoted and developed independently by playing international matches. Attract specifically PRO online players.

Of course, after making some minor balance adjustments. And creating a complete manual in English. That's it.

* (I'm not talking about Captain's balance -) )
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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Turn-based games are indeed more demanding. Just look at the turn transfer speed – in turn-based games, this process takes about twice as long.
I thought so too. But then Samurai started insisting, so I decided to measure it, and here are the results:
- initial loading: the unpacked save file in SOD is indeed smaller than the VOG, but the packed VOG is about the same, the difference is 5%-10%, 20-40 KB, i.e., a very insignificant difference
- therefore, during the transfer, you see not the transfer time, but the unpacking and parsing of structures
- during the turn in VOG, nothing changed, i.e., the requirements clearly did not change here
- turn transfer, only changes are sent there, so nothing special, although the transfer of the first turn may be slightly heavier...., because it seems that the second player does not have a VOG-ified structure... but this is not certain and not significant

Therefore, if there is any empirical bottleneck, I cannot understand its cause at the moment.
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Kash
This is a stone that broke off from the wall.
Did this start appearing from a certain version onwards? I've played the Heroes games for a long time, and this is the first time I've seen it. On the other hand, I haven't been playing the complete collection for very long, so it probably came from there.
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Did this feature appear starting with a certain version? I've played all the Heroes games, and this is the first time I've seen it. On the other hand, I haven't been playing the complete collection for very long, so it probably came from there.
In Heroes of Might and Magic III 3.58, the ballista attacks units...
It doesn't seem to be in other versions, and I don't remember about version 5.
Ушел с героев, пока пряники)
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Well, who was complaining that installing WТ/ТЕ/ТЕ-Lite is a hassle? :)

Wic (18:39:50 17/09/2010)
Where can I download it?

Kash (18:41:13 17/09/2010)
You can download the Platinum version here:
http://depositfiles.com/files/1whqcty0h
http://depositfiles.com/files/pcta7e6ek
These are images for working with virtual disks in programs like Alcohol 120% or Daemon Tools.

Kash (18:41:33 17/09/2010)
Torrent file: http://vkontakte.ru/away.php?to=http%3A%2F%2Frutor.org%2Ftorrent%2F5730%2Fheroes-of-might-and-magic-i-ii-iii_geroi-mecha-i-magii-platinovaja-serija-2003-pc

Wic (18:41:41 17/09/2010)
Wow.

Wic (18:42:14 17/09/2010)
Are there any normal versions available?

Kash (18:42:22 17/09/2010)
There's nothing else.
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Hey, who was complaining that installing WТ/ТЕ/ТЕ-Light is a hassle? :)

Wic (18:39:50 17/09/2010)
where can I Download it?

Kash (18:41:13 17/09/2010)
You can Download the Platinum version here:
http://depositfiles.com/files/1whqcty0h
http://depositfiles.com/files/pcta7e6ek
These are images for working with virtual disks in Alcohol 120% or DaemonTools.

Kash (18:41:33 17/09/2010)
Torrent file http://vkontakte.ru/away.php?to=http%3A%2F%2Frutor.org%2Ftorrent%2F5730%2Fheroes-of-might-and-magic-i-ii-iii_geroi-mecha-i-magii-platinovaja-serija-2003-pc

Wic (18:41:41 17/09/2010)
wtf

Wic (18:42:14 17/09/2010)
are there any normal versions?

Kash (18:42:22 17/09/2010)
there's nothing else.

I can send you a link to the full version if you need it!!!
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