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Imp;39881
But I think the Battle Dive ability was given to the wrong creatures. It would be much more useful for gargoyles! Gargoyles could fly upwards during their first turn, then fly towards their target during another turn, spend one more turn diving, and finally, after 3 turns, attack the chosen point by hitting it with their book, dealing 10 damage each and increasing the enemy's knowledge by +2 (since they are attacking with a book). After the Battle Dive, the gargoyles would take a normal sitting position during one turn. Of course, as a result of the Battle Dive, most of the gargoyles would crash into the ground (about 75%) =)
Of course, you could give such an ability to gargoyles, but with the same execution time as the griffin. After lifting off, they should fly using gravity and hit the stack with their entire mass – that would be awesome!
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Griffins are magical creatures, and therefore the laws of physics may not apply to them!
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Man, this is all nonsense! I could just as easily say that lightning CANNOT emanate from a piece of wood, a stone, or the hand of any creature:)
Also, dragons shouldn't be near troops – the flap of their wings will blow away allies or enemies standing close to them from the battlefield! It's absurd!
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I was saying we should have kept John van Kenegem; then the griffins would have been falling properly.
Без пафоса и найденых через поисковик цитат: Ухахахахаха...:smile40:
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Yes, everything is fine. It's like a fairy tale: whatever you want, you write it, and it comes true. For example, can you imagine a crowd of dragons (about 20) burning gargoyles (stone statues)? They'll burn themselves out faster than the stone gives way. It's all just imagery... If you don't like it, play Rome: Total War or IL-2 Sturmovik... it's more realistic... Maybe you should remember that out of all the units in the real world, only 5-7 actually exist?
А у нас план... Погост!
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DeniusM;40486

Maybe he'll remember that out of all the units in the real world, only 5-7 actually exist?
Please list them all... (excluding humans).
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Well, if that's the case, then the whole game is just a blatant mockery of the laws of physics. Although... Mages cast lightning spells using more advanced developments based on Nikola Tesla's work, griffins are surrounded by a plasma field, which gives them properties not available to other griffins, demonic heroes use special solutions to burn without being incinerated alive, ghosts use a mirror effect, and dragons are hollow inside and consist of a highly flammable mixture. Damn, that's absurd! Well, here I go again. You can't judge a fairy tale by natural laws.
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SandroXXL;86008
Well, if that's the case, then the whole game is just a blatant mockery of the laws of physics. Although... Mages cast lightning spells using more advanced developments based on Nikola Tesla's work, griffins are surrounded by a plasma field, which gives them properties not available to other griffins, demonic heroes use special solutions to burn without being incinerated alive, ghosts use a mirror effect, and dragons are hollow inside and consist of a highly flammable mixture. Damn, it's absurd! Well, here I go. You can't judge a fairy tale by natural laws.

It's all nanobots and genetic engineering...

P.S.: "what the producers are smoking is not specified..." :smile04:

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Eric Wynn;39695
It's just nonsense, it's just a game that doesn't care about the laws of physics.

I completely agree! :smile16:

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Александр Г.К.;86662
It's all nanobots and genetic engineering...

...and also: 3 bottles of something "stronger" and some good stuff to smoke - and there are no problems! Everything is logical! :smile02: :smile02: :smile52: :smile52: :smile52: :smile52:

P.S.: as they say, "it hits hard!..." :smile52: :smile52: :smile52: :smile30: :smile30: :smile30: :smile30:

Эй, ты, простой смертный, хошь стать Хранителем Силы?))) :smile49:
Ты уверен, что знаешь, в чем Сила?

Член Potter's Army
Это безумие!

Ушел в Тень... Надолго...
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celt;39715
I'm not even talking about that! I'm talking about the fact that a griffin can't swoop down to the ground like a hawk!
How can it not? Have you tried it? You press the ABILITY button, and then you see. Once... and they can!
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What are you doing, making fun of him? He's right, he just overcomplicated the question, because there are plenty of similar mistakes... but they don't ruin the game.
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I think it's a great topic... It just should have been named something like "Physics of Heroes: the obvious-incredible!", and not limited to Haven. Just for fun - let's discuss it.:smile01:
I, for example, hadn't thought about griffins before.:smile43:
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Slohnish;87091
I think it's a great topic... It just should have been named something like "Heroes Physics: the obvious-incredible!", and not limited to Haven. Just for fun - to discuss.:smile01:
For example, I never thought about griffins.:smile43:

Me neither... I just played the game without worrying about physics or philosophy... And now, it's like an epiphany! Now I laugh at the mistakes I made when I was playing... Well done! And the topic should definitely be renamed... :smile44:

Эй, ты, простой смертный, хошь стать Хранителем Силы?))) :smile49:
Ты уверен, что знаешь, в чем Сила?

Член Potter's Army
Это безумие!

Ушел в Тень... Надолго...
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Are griffins the same in all game universes? No? That's great! Everything is fine! And the game doesn't need to adhere to the laws of physics.
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XEL;88195
Are griffins the same in all game universes? No? That's great! Everything is fine! And the game doesn't need to adhere to the laws of physics.

And? (sorry for the off-topic) :smile33: Please be more specific (+ in Russian)... :smile25:

Эй, ты, простой смертный, хошь стать Хранителем Силы?))) :smile49:
Ты уверен, что знаешь, в чем Сила?

Член Potter's Army
Это безумие!

Ушел в Тень... Надолго...