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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
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Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#28880
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Does Darth Vader have a phallic symbol in his hand in your avatar?
I think it looks more like fruit ice cream; to each their own.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#28881
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WisTrit
> > I'm so sorry if you were wronged.

This story tells of a fantastical world, full of adventures, desperate heroes, evil overlords, love, and friendship...
It was already quite late, deep into the night, when Ji Lei, as usual, sat in front of his computer screen, browsing another historical and mythological website. As he scrolled through the Articles, he was terribly annoyed, knowing that he wouldn't find anything new here. He'd already seen this! It had appeared online countless times! He'd read it in an encyclopedia!
Leaning back in his chair, Ji closed his eyes and imagined what he had been searching for in every corner of online libraries. Immersed in these sweet dreams, he fell asleep.
Waking up in the morning, he found a notification about an incoming email.
It was strange; who could have sent him an email? Probably spam... but he had hoped that this inbox would remain inaccessible to anyone...
"I have information about what you're looking for."
A shiver ran through Ji's body. It couldn't be! It couldn't be!!!
Behind him, a pesky moth flew chaotically, which Ji had been unsuccessfully trying to catch all night. Suddenly, a spider crawled through the window and fell from the ceiling onto his computer desk.
But he didn't care; he was already reading the mysterious message.
"Damn!" Ji exclaimed involuntarily.
Then, a soft knock came at his door...
You still didn't suggest a suitable, not rude word for me.

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Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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#28882
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confused Visa with Neyra
Tan, why did you delete the story?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#28883
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I didn't like him from the start.
and besides, they don't even use resources.
Everyone uses resources. You can't forge a blade out of thin air, as a simple example.

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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#28884
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I told you I don’t know any bad words :smile27:
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#28886
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and besides, they don't even use resources.
In your spring scenario, for example, they trade wood from their forests with other races.
They can't do anything except dance and drink wine. If they could mine ore, and had a place to do it, they would. Ore isn't alive.

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All the smoke is coming from the southeast, that is, from us. I set it all on fire, two kilometers from my platform towards the middle of nowhere. Enjoy.
The news said that Muscovites have started meticulously saving water and comparing their consumption figures. They've completely lost it.
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#28887
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A malicious, bald, old fart.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#28888
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A redneck from the outskirts of Moscow.
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#28889
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I think this is much better :cool:
Tomorrow holds no promises
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#28890
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Is it better to get turned on by dragons and have sex with other furries? I doubt it ;)
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#28891
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Hooray! Finally, I managed to complete a stable version of Red Alert 2 (although with a funny translation) and, after a long 8 years, I finally saw the ending cutscene for the Americans! It's the one where Tanya runs into the Kremlin, beats up the guards, and there's Roman, in his underwear with a sickle and hammer pattern, hiding under the table – yes, I'd heard about it! But you have to see it if you love Red Alert. Oh, how happy I am, after so many years of suffering, and now! What else does a person need for happiness?

Hooray, comrades!!! RG "Evolution!!!"

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#28892
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You’re just jealous.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#28893
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I think you’re just jealous.
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#28894
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A rather dim-witted dragon with a Perception of 30 and a meager Intelligence of 35.
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