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#3029
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Drakkosha

I steal food from dogs and cats...
Yeah, I can imagine....

You won't be able to steal anything, by the way. So you'll be hungry today.

I'm sewing the flag of Albania.
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#3030
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...well, if the Albanian flag had a pink elephant and a blue squirrel...
I'm arguing with Arandor...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#3031
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...o-o--o-o-o-o-o-o... This will take a while... o-o-o--o.... O-o-o-o-very.... Everyone has already dislocated their jaws from yawning out of boredom.

I'm raising a pet dragon...
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#3032
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So, I come along, cuddle with the little dragon, and take it home! Mwa-ha-ha.
I brought the dragon home, cuddle it, and feed it sausage with sugar...
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#3033
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...and he gets nauseous from that kind of food. So, you have to give it back to me.

I'll upgrade the microwave...
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#3034
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...with a jigsaw
I eat meat...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#3035
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...Verwolkin's little dragon, which I accidentally gave to you, because it burned out my eyes.
I feel sorry for the poor little dragon...
and never mind that it ate my eyes)).
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#3036
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...which doesn't stop you from eating its meat together with Azir.

I'm taking the jigsaw away from Azir...
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#3037
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...But you stop, captivated by the scene of intricately carving a new little dragon out of a leg.
I eat legs...
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#3038
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...create their own. I only noticed this when I had to run away from a group of thugs.
I'm grilling shashlik...
А, вот почему.

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#3039
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...from the kittens
I'm cooking fish..
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#3040
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...and then a cat falls into the container with fish.
I'm coming up with a situation for Oblomayka...
А, вот почему.

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#3041
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..but then a car hits you ^__^
while I was writing, the fish boiled over and flooded the whole stove -___-
I'm collecting taxes..
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#3042
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...look, they might even beat you up.

I'm translating the text from Old Albanian.
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#3043
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...into the language of the Australian aborigines. And it needs to be done quickly, before the water in the pot boils.
I'm kicking Arandor...
А, вот почему.

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