Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

DASHTOPIAZDOH
Seriously, why are my gigs scheduled for September? \:
September 9th - Epica in St. Petersburg
September 10th - in Moscow
Thursday-Friday
They definitely won't let me go >_<

No one here can guess, only the two of us are left.

Well, go ahead and guess)
And you, Revanka, don't be lazy!!1

DASHTOPYAZDOH
Seriously, why are my favorite bands always playing in September? :
September 9th - Epica in St. Petersburg
September 10th - in Moscow
Thursday-Friday

I need to go to school. X)

yes, exactly
Learn, gain knowledge and get an education, instead of wasting your brain at a concert of some tough and overly hairy guys.
although I don't drink)
And the guys in Epic are cute)
But the aunt there isn't cute.

Locky, this is what I was talking about: the most tragic moment in the game. Evil triumphs, good is defeated.

Very disappointing.

You lied to me. You said the hunter-dragon's armor looks cool, but it doesn't. It's just some kind of post-apocalyptic pilot's suit. It's garbage, basically.

Have you seen its latest version? There are three of them: light, medium, and heavy.
Here's the heavy one; I like it.

Ah, there's no one to play a tournament with. ?6%?*;?:5:%;*:?№№!!
I'll go play Heroes of Might and Magic then.

DASHTOPYAZDOH
Seriously, why are my favorite bands always playing in September? \:
Epica is playing in St. Petersburg on September 9th
and in Moscow on September 10th
Thursday-Friday
There's no way they'll let me take off work >_<

You're not in high school anymore; you can skip a couple of days.

they wouldn't let him go anyway. Where in St. Petersburg would a wolf stop? Will he spend the night in the forest or among people?

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I played a bit of Heroes of Might and Magic. I went into the Dungeon with the Winged Elves (I think I wrote about it yesterday), entered the Mage's Tower to find a piece of the mirror (because of the curse). And there, damn it, there were people... some tall freaks (the mage must have summoned various creatures to his tower), they summoned succubi, and besides them, there were also drow running around, also looking for the mirror. There were two groups of drow, maybe even three. One group is fighting the tall freaks, the second is also fighting them, but in a different place, and the third group is fighting a Demon, which they probably summoned themselves, lol. Well, we ran into the crowd... first, we attacked the ones in front, hitting everyone. There were freaks, drow, and succubi. Then we attacked those who were behind... and then we joined the demon. It was funny, everyone was fighting each other. After that, we went into a room with zombies, and Valen quickly took them down. They huddled together, and he hit them all on the head with his weapon (maybe he has a Cleave skill, hitting everyone in a row). Then we went into a room, and there were two Slaad (frog-like lizards). One of them turned himself into a penguin, haha. I don't think it was intentional; magic in this tower just works chaotically. That is, you cast a spell, and it either doesn't work or something strange happens. And yes, I collected all the shards, lifted the curse, helped everyone, and took the mirror. (In general, it's a sad story... not very pleasant overall, especially the part about the jester. I feel sorry for him. In general, these Winged Elves lived high in the mountains and lived well, but the ruler had a magic mirror that allowed her to watch her enemies (and maybe everyone in general, who does what). The very powerful and insane mage Halaster (a very famous character in the D&D world, and at the beginning, I did help him a little, and he sent me to the Underdark to help one group of drow defeat another, damn it) found out about this and decided to punish her for it (apparently, she was also watching him) and... I don't know what he did, but in the end, the mirror broke, and everything in this city of Winged Elves became the opposite. That is, the city itself ended up deep underground, the elves stopped flying and became strange, everyone forgot. The kind and responsive queen became a recluse and went into a cave, the smart and greedy merchant gave away all his things and takes in return what is cheaper than his things (reverse trade), the most beautiful woman in the city, who worked in the library, became a Medusa, and her husband makes sure that no one goes to her... the priest of the Light Goddess, who once helped people, became a priest of the Goddess of Disease with sadistic tendencies, and the wise wizard abandoned his research to become like everyone else... but the saddest thing is that the royal jester, who was a fool (in the literal sense), became all-knowing and the smartest in this place. It was he who asked me to collect all the shards of the mirror to lift the curse and return everything to its place. And he knew that he would become a fool again, who is not capable of thinking, not even about important things, but even about the simplest things... however, he was wise and put the kingdom above himself, considering it more important to return everything to its place, even at such a price). In general, when I returned everything to its place, I managed to meet the queen (she became good again) and the jester, who returned to his former state... although there was something in his eyes. as if he remembers what he was for some time and wants to return, because he has not forgotten about it... Maybe someday he will become smart again, or maybe he will remain a fool. Now the mirror needs to be given to the illithids, although this is dangerous. And after that, I'll go to the island of golems...

Yes, I've seen them all. I don't like them. A million buckles and rivets.

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Illidians

Stop it.

Ah, yes. Illithids.
I just forgot.

A medieval knight needed at least one squire to help him put on or take off his armor. So, it's unclear how you manage to run around in your fantasy world wearing armor and changing dozens of sets.

Zybr* is viewing the topic

I wonder what topic he's looking at, and if it's really him.

That was ZYbr. I also want a cool GIF in my signature.

He changed his nickname a long time ago.