Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

It burns your eyes.

D O N ' T G E T C O C K Y!

Grammar Nazis are outraged. It's written separately from verbs, isn't it!))

It's an eyesore.

The goal has been achieved.
I'm still writing with capital letters to make it harder to read.
Or I'll just translate...
Or like this.
I do it this way because it'smore fun for me

uJIu DA}I{E TaK, ToJIbKO }I{ecTb TaK nuCaTb

You don't understand the difficult fate of blondes communicating on the internet....

There is a space between "не" and "придуривайся".

Rupert, working diligently in the sweat of his brow, decided to take a short break from managing the local kiosk to go actually foul the streets of his home town. From now on, I'll only take groceries from the counter myself. And he will have to wipe his hands with a towel. Both his hands and the blood that is about to burst from the vessels crushed by my massive fist. I maintain order in this city.



Oslo, moved on to chapter 2. Level 12, 49 strength, 38 one-handed weapons. I hope they don't screw me over. Now I need to go to the add-on location, and only then to the Min Valley? Tell me, experts.

he's a decent guy.
by the way, after completing the second location, people will start flocking to this town, and you'll have to clear the territory again.

I washed my hair with bubblegum-scented shampoo. I even wanted to try it.

Complete some quests first. I don't remember where it's best to go and whether it will allow you to enter the location of the add-on before the mines.

Nebko, where did you go?

I have my 999th post... the next one will be the 1000th.

Added after 35 seconds
Although the message count doesn't increase here.

Hermit, feel free to chat in the expedition while you still can.

Poser.

What? I don't have any canons; they're silly.

Is that clearer?)

Surprisingly, it is – that's clearer.

See, you can read my "little squiggles."

Oslo, I've moved on to the second chapter. Level 12, 49 strength, 38 one-handed weapons. I hope I won't get wrecked. Now I need to go to the add-on location, and then to the Valley of Mines? Tell me, experts.

Go wherever you want, but you'll get wrecked in the Valley, so it's better to go to the add-on location first.
If you want, you can read my blue letters ;)

Yes, there are dragons in the valley, and they are powerful!
Although you can level up quickly there too.

You can't level up effectively with Orcs at a low level.

Added after 46 seconds
And the dragons there are just amazing! ^.^ They are very beautiful, and they are probably the ideal of my dragon.

As far as I remember, there are interesting quests, and it's not just about Orcs.

Yes, but to complete them, you need to be able to kill Orcs, because they can get in your way.
Or buy 100,500 speed potions and run quickly.)
By the way, in the "Return" add-on, there is such a density of these Orcs that even with a speed potion, it is impossible to run through them; I had to turn into a carnivorous beetle and crawl under the fortress for five minutes.
And the most hardcore thing is that in this add-on, Orcs climb onto the battering ram! Remember, before they used to stop in front of it, howl, turn around, and leave. But not in "Return"! And I had some of the most intense and interesting battles there. And sometimes, Paladins would come.)

I remember that ram; I used it to kill many Orcs :smile49: