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You're the only one here right now, but we need several people to look at this problem from different angles, not just one.

they will come, read

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and yes, I will look at it from different angles.

Okay, I'll tell you.
Today, I happened to see Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" music video on TV... and now I want to watch it again. What should I do?

*pulls out a shotgun*
Sky, tell me your address. It will be better for you.

Maybe there is another way out?

what should I do?!

This is Gaga-addiction. Do the following: pray to some God. Then, open a tab in your browser with the Alejandro music video, press play, and immediately close the tab. Then pray again, then open it again, and so on, repeat this algorithm several times. Drink some mineral water, then go somewhere in the countryside. Where a railway passes. Pray to God. When a train is approaching, suddenly throw yourself directly in front of it and under the wheels.

*pulls out a shotgun*

Don't make me laugh, old man. The most you can pull out is your elven stick, imbued with ancient, outdated magic.

well, first you joined the ranks of pedophiles, now you're joining the ranks of Magnus.

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Don't make me laugh, beardy, the most you can get is your elven stick, imbued with ancient, outdated magic.

you know what I'll suggest? exactly, that.

Lock, when something LIKE THAT happens, even Ar would be able to grab a shotgun instead of a stick.

I don't want to die!

Ar is right, it will be better for you. Choose: die or live with a Gaga addiction.

I will overcome this addiction!

I will get rid of this addiction!

That's good. Just remember that you need to jump in front of the train at the right time, i.e., so that it catches up with you a couple of seconds after you get on the tracks.

it can only be gotten rid of in one way.

I would now say something like, "we will miss you, you were a great chatter, you ran a wonderful Mafia game, we all love you," but you are Gaga-obsessed, and therefore unworthy.