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#2894
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...but in the end, the kung fu project turned out to be more demanding, and I had to stay late at the office.
I'm preparing for a history exam...
А, вот почему.

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#2895
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Honduras
I'm dying from the heat.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2896
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he died, then Bear Grylls came and slept on you in front of the camera
and then he made tea, a blanket, and a fast sled out of you
cooling down
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#2897
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in the morgue
playing snowball fight
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2898
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with a cave troll that throws huge ice blocks
I finish the last food in the house.
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#2899
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and you choke on the last piece of bread
running after a wolf
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2900
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and here he stops and bites you because you're chasing him, you want to sleep in him, and you even ate him.

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I'm looking for a good Assassin's Creed 2 torrent.
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#2901
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...but someone labeled it as hardcore porn. You downloaded it, completely unaware, and started it, and then your mom walked in.
I'm making a list of people who need to be banned...
А, вот почему.

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#2902
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Because you're doing such a good job, they're taking away your banhammer in S-RR and giving it to Vega:rolleyes:

I'm kicking opponents in the tournament so I can finish playing three games...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2903
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not a fan of BDSM and all that hardcore porn (
I like it when it's gentle and tender)

...suddenly their OS glitched, they reinstalled it, the saves were lost, and you were almost about to win, now you have to start all over again
trying to understand what I just wrote
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#2904
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and why... it's as if anyone even reads this %)
Check out this figurine from a questionable novel.
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#2905
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...but the junk dealer won't give me more than two rubles for it.

I'm hiding at home from a strong thunderstorm...
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#2906
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...and then a ball lightning flies in through the window.
I'm adjusting the microphone...
А, вот почему.

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#2907
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to sing Alejandro
I'm listening to Kosha sing "Arandorko".
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#2908
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...got high again.
I'm checking my phone...
А, вот почему.

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