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#2697
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Wow... we've only known each other for 5 minutes, and already we're acquainted... life really throws you for a loop...

I'm learning the choreography of the phone.
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#2698
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He himself said that a phone is no longer relevant. So, go ahead and study it. Alejandro has his own.
I'm talking to the TV...
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#2699
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and instead of Alejandro, they show a monster there.

I'm watching how WV finds common ground with him.
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#2700
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...I watched it for so long that I started to find many attractive qualities in the monster...

I'm waiting in a tree with a camera to capture Magnus dancing with Alejandro.
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#2701
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It turned out to be a fir tree.

I'm starting a fire...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2702
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...from heretics who also happen to be your relatives o0 (Well, what can you do? It's a cruel medieval age...)

I'm soldering headphones again...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2703
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...but I got carried away and soldered them together to create an electronic hamster-killer that, when connected to a player, plays Dima Bilan instead of any song.
I'm boiling eggs (chicken eggs)...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2704
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... >eggs
But Arandor still didn't understand these words, despite the explanation in parentheses)

The sea is stirring...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2705
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yes, I thought you were going to cook ostrich.

Be strong. Believe
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#2706
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...and the sea is calm and says that all your scary stories about the Sahara Desert are nonsense.
I'm moderating Magnus's post...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2707
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and it isn't moderated (well, let me dream) *off-screen demonic laughter*
I take SeXtoNiK out of the envelope.
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#2708
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Magnus, your answer is incorrect.
I'm moderating Magnus's post...

and Magnus is moderating you.

P.S. This is the correct approach, and you can add what you wrote in parentheses about dreams (not to my senses, but to hers) here.

Be strong. Believe
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#2709
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Good idea! I've taken note and edited the post accordingly.
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#2710
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lol, nooo... now it turns out that you dream of moderating it, and not the other way around, where it dreams of you moderating it =[br][/br]but if you really dream about it, then okay...

Be strong. Believe
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#2711
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I'm taking SeXtoNiK out of the envelope
... but it's stuck in there.

I'm marinating cucumbers...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.