Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

so what? I didn't even say that I was taking a shower, did I?) Maybe I was standing in the bathroom and the soap dish fell into the bathtub (with a shower, like everyone else probably has)

and about being scared, well... everyone worries about what bothers them the most. You could also think that I was scared because it could have fallen on my foot or something, but in my case, it was the noise, because I didn't see it. I'd rather not comment on your version; you can think about it on your own.

Magnus, I don't like your avatar and your signature. Is it okay that I blocked them in my browser?

she could trip or something else.

oh yeah... a falling bar of soap is so dangerous... as if it's all sharp like a knife xD

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Morning, regarding the signature: I don't know) I'm tired of it myself, but I'm too lazy to change it.

I just gave an example; however, they can be different and also quite large.
And if a person has good reaction time and reflexes, they will react to everything, even if there isn't much danger. For example, if something falls from your hands, you immediately start to catch it and, at the same time, move your feet. That's a reflex.

P.S. Where is SIV?!??!

I'm here.
Yes, now I see clear evidence of your words.
In that case, learn to hold yourself above despicable commoners and not stoop to their level.

Gamal Total War
Hmm, someone killed the French) and when I exchanged maps, there were many provinces... yes, it seems it's outdated now) now I need to find out who did it. I don't remember who they were fighting, but I'm leaning towards the Germans, although the Scots have become quite active... they're fighting Denmark, then they have a truce) but they wouldn't be able to pass by England, although I don't know... Or maybe someone came from the south? The Spanish or Portuguese...

At this time, I raided Sicily, captured Naples, and looted it, and I also killed a prince)) Now I'm sitting there, and a guy with knights attacked me, so I have to defend myself, but if they kill me, I won't mind, because I have an ordinary general there, not a family member. But I crushed everyone at sea, because they were annoying by blocking ports and extorting money, now I'm doing it myself) I made four fleets, one is sinking and blocking the Russians, and the other three are sailing around "the boot," blocking ports and attacking enemies (mainly Venice and Sicily)

Well, at least the Turks have calmed down, they rarely come) it's probably because of the Mongols, they came and are harassing the outskirts

And in the last few turns, they invented gunpowder, now you can build mortars and so on) oh, that's bad, I don't have strong musketeers... and I don't have any money at all to build, too much is spent on maintaining the army (

P.S. They also made the son of some random guy king, whom another guy (I don't remember who, but also some random guy) took under his wing, and the son of the first king is just a prince

He's back again!
Did he do everything right?

He hasn't been here either, so no.

it was just a drill, a false alarm.

If that’s the case, then the check was successful, well done!

What do you think?

Shmyr?
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This is not what I expected to hear.

do you hear about it through the forum?

You still have much to learn, young Padawan.