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damn, I just remembered that there are also four characters in the Sega Contra) a man, a woman, a wolf, and a robot. She's quite complex.
I meant on the NES, there were men and each had their own weapon (assault rifle, sniper, rocket launcher (couldn't lie down, I think), and a sapper (maybe a grenadier) with pistols)

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ah, whatever happened to Krabsburger? I want a newspaper.

Mom is making me do my homework. I'm sure of it.

Lol, my favorite game for the Sega was Hard Corps. I even still have the cartridge.

What game is this? Show me.

I sincerely apologize, but due to certain circumstances, I am forced to stop the game.

OV SHCHI-

Chinese. Who would doubt it.

all our hobbies stem from childhood.

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Did you take a picture of your nerdy eye?

I injected sunflower oil.

I injected sunflower oil.

and he also said something about me there...

they said it, not me)
actually, I said a lot about myself.

A hero of our time
here's what he turns out to be.

does it start downloading a virus there, right?

GUYS, DON'T DOWNLOAD ANYTHING FROM THERE, IT CONTAINS A VIRUS!!!!!!!!